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You all see this. Its been typed in so its gotta be true.

If it is on the internet, clearly it is true.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go hide out before FEMA comes along and carts me off on a train to a concentration camp set up by the Illuminati because I either own a gun, haven't been vaccinated for H1N1, or am not one of David Ecke's (sp?) lizard folk.

If it is on the internet, clearly it is true.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go hide out before FEMA comes along and carts me off on a train to a concentration camp set up by the Illuminati because I either own a gun, haven't been vaccinated for H1N1, or am not one of David Ecke's (sp?) lizard folk.

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Dressing skanky at the club is totally out of style and aggravating. At least have elegance about it. And then don't complain about being checked out. Clearly you know the consequences of wearing a tiny skirt or low-cut top (or no top) to a "goth bar". The only guy who would have a "crush" on you is a "tourist".

:unworthy:

Going out of your way to ALWAYS dress skanky is tactless and non-goth imo. There's nothing that screams out "I'm a preppy girl just trying to be DARK and BAD!!! LOOKIT MAH VINYL COVERED BEWBS! ISN'T ANYONE LOVING ME YET?!?" more than dressing skanky EVERY weekend. To me it is the epitomy of poserishness, and yes, that is a new word I just made. Everyone that uses it must pay a quarter due to copyright laws, and must have explicit written consent from zee Chernobly :whistle:.

In all seriousness, which everyone knows is hard for me to do, skankyness IF a certain legitimately goth/industrial/whatev outfit calls for it in all creativity and artisticness can be okay from time to time. Girls that go with tape on their nipples? SO fucking poser... :rofl:. I can't stand that crap. Nothing creative about it, just an excuse to try to be an attention whore, which at CC always backfires unless we're talking about creepers and tourists, not ACTUAL goths/rivetheads/cyber-industrialists/steampunkers/lolita-aristocrats/etcsickoftypingoutallofthedifferentsubgenresthatAREN'TEMO.

It's always (seemingly) the most immature people who do it too, ironically, thinking that they are mature or ahead of their age group. Indicator number ONE that this notion is a falsity. I <3 heavy irony though, so it gives me a good giggle.

Going out of your way to ALWAYS dress skanky is tactless and non-goth imo. There's nothing that screams out "I'm a preppy girl just trying to be DARK and BAD!!! LOOKIT MAH VINYL COVERED BEWBS! ISN'T ANYONE LOVING ME YET?!?" more than dressing skanky EVERY weekend. To me it is the epitomy of poserishness, and yes, that is a new word I just made. Everyone that uses it must pay a quarter due to copyright laws, and must have explicit written consent from zee Chernobly :whistle:.

In all seriousness, which everyone knows is hard for me to do, skankyness IF a certain legitimately goth/industrial/whatev outfit calls for it in all creativity and artisticness can be okay from time to time. Girls that go with tape on their nipples? SO fucking poser... :rofl:. I can't stand that crap. Nothing creative about it, just an excuse to try to be an attention whore, which at CC always backfires unless we're talking about creepers and tourists, not ACTUAL goths/rivetheads/cyber-industrialists/steampunkers/lolita-aristocrats/etcsickoftypingoutallofthedifferentsubgenresthatAREN'TEMO.

It's always (seemingly) the most immature people who do it too, ironically, thinking that they are mature or ahead of their age group. Indicator number ONE that this notion is a falsity. I <3 heavy irony though, so it gives me a good giggle.

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too bad, your unskankiness has caused me to crush on you ;D

ugh, besides, if you're skanky at city it may not entirely be a 'crush' people have on you... more like slipping things in your drink to a ministry tune XD

This can't happen to me because anyone who knows me knows that I am such a raging alcoholic I don't set my drink down. Marvin hands it to me...gone...like two minutes later, and that's a whole pitcher I'm talkin' 'bout :whistle:. I even bring that shit to the bathroom if it's not taken to the face immediately. No idea how I can hold an entire pitcher of beer, pull my skirt down, piss while hovering over the toilet (DO NOT EVER SIT ON THEM FUCKING GROSS), and not get a drop of either beer or piss on ANYTHING. I should be training up for the next Olympics...

My unskankyness has caused you to crush on me? Lol that is the first time anyone has said that but thanks. How much dong do you have to offer?

This can't happen to me because anyone who knows me knows that I am such a raging alcoholic I don't set my drink down. Marvin hands it to me...gone...like two minutes later, and that's a whole pitcher I'm talkin' 'bout :whistle:. I even bring that shit to the bathroom if it's not taken to the face immediately. No idea how I can hold an entire pitcher of beer, pull my skirt down, piss while hovering over the toilet (DO NOT EVER SIT ON THEM FUCKING GROSS), and not get a drop of either beer or piss on ANYTHING. I should be training up for the next Olympics...

My unskankyness has caused you to crush on me? Lol that is the first time anyone has said that but thanks. How much dong do you have to offer?

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If it is on the internet, clearly it is true.

Now if you excuse me, I have to go hide out before FEMA comes along and carts me off on a train to a concentration camp set up by the Illuminati because I either own a gun, haven't been vaccinated for H1N1, or am not one of David Ecke's (sp?) lizard folk.

Icke. Yes he is one crazy bastard.

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I have a crush on Chernobyl's wit.

Word has it that my wit is single and enjoys long walks on the beach after a candlelit dinner somewhere fancy that Chernobyl, Herself, would never be able to afford.

Word has it that my wit is single and enjoys long walks on the beach after a candlelit dinner somewhere fancy that Chernobyl, Herself, would never be able to afford.
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Yeah ... I disagree. I'm just not seeing it.

( :secret: Who are we talking about?)

oh you know who she is :-P Raev even told me ya know her.....shes on here....and shes on FB....shes an older gal....very purrty.....smart as hell....and funny as hell :-D

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It's a very understandable one.

I'd check the pulse of any guy who didn't agree.

Now I'm curious, do tell who this is, even if you must PM me with it :laugh:.

Now I'm curious, do tell who this is, even if you must PM me with it :laugh:.
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Sorry bro, I can't out someone. :p

But, if it's in my PM box then it's not outing :tongue:

No, I've just been trying to rack my brain and figure out who it is because between what you and The Gimp have stated, there is no one meeting the given description who is on this board, hence why it's bothering me :laugh:.

Pretty + Funny + Older + Smart + Bootfetish = Does Not Compute With My Mental Directory

But, if it's in my PM box then it's not outing :tongue:

No, I've just been trying to rack my brain and figure out who it is because between what you and The Gimp have stated, there is no one meeting the given description who is on this board, hence why it's bothering me :laugh:.

Pretty + Funny + Older + Smart + Bootfetish = Does Not Compute With My Mental Directory

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But, if it's in my PM box then it's not outing :tongue:

No, I've just been trying to rack my brain and figure out who it is because between what you and The Gimp have stated, there is no one meeting the given description who is on this board, hence why it's bothering me :laugh:.

Pretty + Funny + Older + Smart + Bootfetish = Does Not Compute With My Mental Directory

She posts like twice a year but is a badass oldschool goth chick that I've known 13 or so years.

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