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So, yesh.

I have a mini crush on a DGNer. I honestly don't think it could result to anything more. And that's cool. I'm just attracted to him right now.

That's a crush for you, hahahah! :p

Do doodoo.

:happydance

Oh, and on a side note...he doesn't seem quite interested anyways.

So I'm good. :happy:

Yay for casual crushes! lmao

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Girls - all I really want is girls

And in the morning it's girls

Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk

And it's chill to hear them talk

And I can always make them smile

From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day

There was this girl around the way

She liked by home-piece M.C.A.

He said he would not give her play

I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."

Her pants were tight and that's ok

If she would dance - I would D.J.

We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"

I asked her out - she said, "No way!"

I should have probably guessed her gay

So I broke North with no delay

I heard she moved real far away

That was two years ago this May

I seen her just the other day

Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes

Girls - to clean up my room

Girls - to do the laundry

Girls - and in the bathroom

Girls - that's all I really want is girls

Two at a time - I want girls

With new wave hairdos - I want girls

I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

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:ohmy::grouphug

thanks. :)

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I should elaborate:

I may have someone, but even he wants me to get a girlfriend. lol

(but no one wants to share... I am not leaving him to be with her, and that right there seems to be a turn off)

*sigh*

I'll just drool over you (general "you"), and oogle you, when I'm at City Club.. *le sigh* (what can I say, I like girls!!! :p )

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thanks. :)

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I should elaborate:

I may have someone, but even he wants me to get a girlfriend. lol

(but no one wants to share... I am not leaving him to be with her, and that right there seems to be a turn off)

*sigh*

I'll just drool over you (general "you"), and oogle you, when I'm at City Club.. *le sigh* (what can I say, I like girls!!! :p )

HAHA! AMEN! ;)

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A men is incorrect grammer. :p

That reminds me of a really cerebral joke I came up with years ago that almost no one gets ...

English Major 1: "I really hate quantitative article/noun disagreement."

English Major 2: "Amen!"

And not quite as obscure, but still not many people get ...

"Having two flags is a double standard."

And finally, some number humor ...

"She's only 20? Score!"

"12 cans of soda in a case at 12 oz each makes 144 ounces. That's gross."

Person 1: "Do you know what's odd?"

Person 2: "All prime numbers. Well ... even two."

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