Nightgaunt Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 Two combatants; you choose the winner, tell us why, then propose another fight for the next person. To start: Godzilla vs. Henry Rollins Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 And the winner is: Godzilla………..Not only could Godzilla stomp the mutha out of Henry, but seriously, has anyone ever seen Henry Rollins act!?!?! I love the guy and his spoken word, but his acting sucks!! Mr. Hankey is a better actor! Haaaayyyyyyy……… Next: Mr. Hankey Vs. Mr. Hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Next:Mr. Hankey Vs. Mr. Hand Mr. Hand...delivers a killer Karate chop that he learned from Chuck Norris. Jimmy Dean (sausage guy) vs. Orville Reddinbacher(popcorn guy). ...they are both dead...for the record... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Mr. Hand...delivers a killer Karate chop that he learned from Chuck Norris. Jimmy Dean (sausage guy) vs. Orville Reddinbacher(popcorn guy). ...they are both dead...for the record... Orville. Not only is his name unforgettable and funny in its own right, his popcorn pops up 30% fluffier than other brands. Jimmy Dean's name is too cool for such ordinary sausage. Daffy Duck or Donald Duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Daffy Duck Vs. Donald Duck... after a fierce bloody gruling battle Daffy duck comes out Victorious by slamming a andvil into Donald's face crushing his skull how about Quagmire (from family guy) Vs. Randy Marsh (from south park) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greyhalo Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Daffy Duck Vs. Donald Duck...after a fierce bloody gruling battle Daffy duck comes out Victorious by slamming a andvil into Donald's face crushing his skull how about Quagmire (from family guy) Vs. Randy Marsh (from south park) Can I suggest a re-match? I was about to say that Donald would win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Can I suggest a re-match? I was about to say that Donald would win... sure why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greyhalo Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I think Donald would easily win. Though Daffy may be more cunning and resourceful, Donald is a psycho-duck. Have you seen his temper? He would rip Daffy apart if provoked. Masta Shake vs. Grimace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I think Donald would easily win. Though Daffy may be more cunning and resourceful, Donald is a psycho-duck. Have you seen his temper? He would rip Daffy apart if provoked. Masta Shake vs. Grimace okay this is a easy one masta shake is fuckin crazy plus hed have meat wod and fry lock jump in for a gang beat down grimace would be fucked okay now iam doin mine Randy Marsh (south park) and Quagmire (from family guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Not that I know who either of them are, but Quagmire. next matchup: Andrew Eldritch vs. Peter Murphy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Not that I know who either of them are, but Quagmire. {wins via "GiggiddyGoo"} next matchup: Andrew Eldritch vs. Peter Murphy Eldrich definitely...Murphy puts up a GOOD fight...shrugging off the most grievous blows that Eldrich could muster...then...in a flash (literally) lightning flicked from his fingers...& Murphy was toasted.....(the fight was over a pack of smack) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Sorry Rev., post jumped. After a long pitched battle between music, and the point where Peter Murphy had Eldritch on the ropes, Jim Steinman comes out to inspire Eldritch to bring Murphy to the floor. Collaborations between the three is a result. Evangelion 01 vs. Super Fortress Macross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Sorry Rev., post jumped. After a long pitched battle between music, and the point where Peter Murphy had Eldritch on the ropes, Jim Steinman comes out to inspire Eldritch to bring Murphy to the floor. Collaborations between the three is a result.*** Evangelion 01 vs. Super Fortress Macross? ***THAT...is when they were havin' the fight over the smack.... Macross...we I don't have the time to explain fully right now.....bigger robot... David Bowie (as any one of him) VS. George Clinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Labyrinth Bowie takes Clinton; George takes all other Bowies. next matchup: Clovie (from Cloverfield) vs. Godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 after several little crab things attacking godzilla along with clovie itself godzilla finualy has a enough and unleashes its crazy ass fire breath toasting clovie and is lil babies.... next match Elmo(Sesame Street) vs Freddy Kruger- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Elmo is much harder to avoid... Tashiro Mafune vs. Bruce Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 bruce lee honetly i mean need i say more....bruce fuckin lee next one Laura Croft Vs the resident evil chick i dont kow her name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Alice...have a thing for redheads that kick my ass Edward James Olmos vs. Lorne Green? (adama vs. adama) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Alice...have a thing for redheads that kick my ass Edward James Olmos vs. Lorne Green? (adama vs. adama) Edward James Olmos... a bit more range there... Pie vs Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Pie. It has the advantage of being easily thrown... Long distance hits FTW. Boobs vs. Butts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Pie. It has the advantage of being easily thrown... Long distance hits FTW. Boobs vs. Butts That could REALLY be it's own thread... Butts...(I helped) Jello Biafra(deadkenedys) Vs Andy Dick(comedian) {what's up wit' this gay on gay violence?} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 andy dick City club vs Necto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 andy dick City club vs Necto CC.....DUH. Chicago VS. DETROIT (in a street fight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 really detroit man come on Chicago would be curb stomped Thongs Vs Boyshorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Boyshorts Thongs are so nasty. Boyshorts are cute. blonde hair or black hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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