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Onyx

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*snatches rib from sybils hand* about damn time!!!!! Hrmph!!

Hrmmm.... ok now clean up this bloody mess all over the place. What is this crap? (litterally) YUCK!! WTF were you born in the wilderness or some shit , wench??

*stomps off with his newly returned rib in indignant triumph*.... ouch. *stuffs it back in*

Oh and i hope your cell phone battery dies soon.

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**sniffs and writhes around in pain**

...my cell phone battery is one of the only things that will outlast cockroaches and Dodge Omnis, Plymouth Horizons, Fieros, when nuclear war breaks out...

**smears her blood all over this post**

**laughs at Troy and coughs blood bubbles**

..your house, your mess.. you provoked it, you have an extra rib, therefore extra strength.. you clean it up..

**rolls over onto stomache and waits for death**

*sniff*

alone i came into this world..

alone i exit..

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*sniff*

alone i came into this world..

alone i exit..

Aweee isnt that sweet. *tenderly constructs a considerate reply*

YOUR STILL HERE??? *kicks sybil in ass* Ok leave already whats with all the talking? Your God damn noisy melodramatic exits!! WTF is this star wars or something?!! *slaps that ass* YOU GO! Shoo!

*tenderly and understandingly wipes off his boot*

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**stands up**

**giggles**

**brews some coffee.. taps fingers waiting.. pours a cup.. hands it to Troy**

i recover quickly.. i am woman.. i am stronger than man.. i can hack it missin a rib..

(my cell phone battery is better than yours.. and i am charging in my computer room..)

..we ruined this thread?.. :wink

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