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...fuck...I ain't gonna' pretend shit Bro...I like head...& prefer ass over titties...(literally & figuratively)...

...I'm slated for a dose of the good later tonight... ;)

YES i highly prefer ass over tits as well and what man dosent enjoy head and u lucky basterd

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...I told them...but peoples only listen to the crazy guy when they want to do what I say..

*Steers thread back to original purpose*

So, shouldn't we probably-maybe have people post what they're looking for in a S/O? o.0

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*Reposted and amended from unreasonable dating requirements*

Single Man Seeking Woman with following traits:

PHYSICAL:

Height is irrelevant for me; if she is comfortable with my height 5'8", I would be happy. I do like someone that does make an effort to keep healthy and in shape, so an athletic build is a plus (and I would like a jogging partner, usually do 3-6 miles at a stretch, and have done 12 miles a day on my best...which is where I would like to be.) I have a weakness for toned legs.

EMOTIONAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL/FAMILY:

We all have issues. I would like someone who is strong enough to rise above them and succeed, laugh at themselves, and can adapt to situations. If family is a part of their life, I would like them to get along well (most of the ones I care for in my family have been ashes (litterally) for years). Some stability is a plus, but we all have our bad days.

PERSONALITY:

Sense of humor & intelligent, with a healthy serving of geek. Well read and experienced. I would like a good bit of an evil twist to them as well. I want a person with a bit of a strong personality; confident, but not arrogant, and know where their weaknesses are. I apprecate someone that can kick my ass...lol. Someone who realizes there is always room for improvement on her part and mine part.

SPIRITUALITY:

Ultra religous is a major turn off. That said, I want someone who has a connection with the greater order of the universe, and know they are more than they are currently. Striving to be better than they have been dealt with. (lived that most of my life.)

SEXUALITY:

Fun, freaky, and kinky. Does everything sexually with a sense of passion. An experimenter, whatever is fun. Left this short because I would like to explore things with her.

HOBBIES/INTERESTS:

Varied and Diverse. She has to keep up with me. I can be all over the board. In one moment, I could be talking about the finer aspects of Nietzsche will to power, Another I could be talking about the latest tech. The next I could talking about the heroic cycle of Dante's La Comedia Divina, or Tom Robbins' Still Life with Woodpecker describing redheads are made from sugar and lust, and question how to make love stay. Next jump, I am talking about the best plugs for a german V-8 engine, or the how tight the tolerances a rotary engine is built. Science fiction must be strong with the one, from Babylon 5 (personal fave,) to Battle Royale, to anime classic and current. I have a hard time finding people to keep up with me.

JOB:

Steady and she is satisfied with, and is capable of supporting herself. If she is in school, she should be doing her most of her financing herself, (I did.)

And what do they get? Me. Not perfect, but working to constantly improve.

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well, it seems rev may be matchmaking, and he knows me as well as anyone here except maybe raev... so instead of the description, i'll just say i'm open to questions!

*evil grin*

I'd post in here...but hell...I work so damned much that it doesn't matter. Hard to have my career *and* a social life! lol

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well, it seems rev may be matchmaking, and he knows me as well as anyone here except maybe raev... so instead of the description, i'll just say i'm open to questions!

*evil grin*

I'd post in here...but hell...I work so damned much that it doesn't matter. Hard to have my career *and* a social life! lol

...'ere ya' go..& it may grow to more than you'ld think...don't argue...investigate..(I just see things sometimes)... ;)

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:offtopic::p

EH i dont wanna hear it phermoans lol pRick made me a thread that bombed horribly and i already tryed on here and didnt get anything so =P to you missy me and rev are talking about big booties and Bj's so =P to you agian and i belive me you and prick were talking on yahoo a few weeks ago and belive you said all you were looking for was a quickie sum booze and a lil bita green so i dont wanna hear were off topic hun :w00t::lick

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