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*ICU somewhere in the area*

*Pid, Cu on ventilator and resting*

Doctor1: We did all we could. Now it is up to time to heal him.

Intern (Covered with lipstick, scrub shirt on backwards, labcoat inside out): Yes, sir.

Resident: It was a long case. Security will be watching him 24/7...and would you stop that?

*Intern being cutesy with nursing student*

Intern (regaining composure): Well he could be worse...take the guy over there.

*points over to ICU bed. A poor soul is on full support, stable but weak. On the door of the room, the name, "Lovelife, S.K." Vital signs barely register. Mysterious woman, face unseen, holding hand of weakened patient as if it was the only thing keeping her going. Patient can be seen gripping her hand tightly*

Resident: Who is that woman that keeps holding on to that patient?

Doctor1: She is the one thing that keeps the patient going all this time. He has been declared dead a few times comes back to this. His prognosis is grim. But he holds on to her for dear life. . .

. . . Her name is Hope.

god damn little fucker wont die.....

hides a machette under my coat and a knife cuped in my hand and walks up to gaurd and shives him in the side and cups his mouth so he cant scream....cuts his thraot drags him in the room shuts and locks the door pulls the machette out wacks hope in the side of the head with it pulls it out....stands over cupid and swings the machette down hard and fast decapating the little fucker throws his head out the window cuts off his arms and legs and puts them in the hazmat can and sneaks out.....

about damn time the little fucker is dead

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god damn little fucker wont die.....

hides a machette under my coat and a knife cuped in my hand and walks up to gaurd and shives him in the side and cups his mouth so he cant scream....cuts his thraot drags him in the room shuts and locks the door pulls the machette out wacks hope in the side of the head with it pulls it out....stands over cupid and swings the machette down hard and fast decapating the little fucker throws his head out the window cuts off his arms and legs and puts them in the hazmat can and sneaks out.....

about damn time the little fucker is dead

Fuckin' psycho!
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