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Still sounds like your looking for a tool but thats just my thoughts on it...you want a condifident cocky obnoxious guy whos not a cheating asshole thats willing to be bitched at and not argue back thats built and thick but not all muscular with out any hint of blond body hair..again sounds like a tool...but those are just thoughts

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*Feels the wind of something passing by chest*

*Turns around and sees arrows hit lucky gits behind him, and they fall in love with friends they are with*

OK Cupid, which do you need: better sights on your bow so you actually hit my heart, better glasses to see where you are aiming, or a special forces team to infiltrate around where I am and paint me with a laser to guide the bloody arrows into my heart?

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*Feels the wind of something passing by chest*

*Turns around and sees arrows hit lucky gits behind him, and they fall in love with friends they are with*

OK Cupid, which do you need: better sights on your bow so you actually hit my heart, better glasses to see where you are aiming, or a special forces team to infiltrate around where I am and paint me with a laser to guide the bloody arrows into my heart?

Its a 5 year old kid in a diaper, thats what the picture show anyways, so he needs all the help he can get...he could try shooting a bundle of arrows that fly in all directions too...

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Heh. ditto.

I have a lovely old man who looks like Santa acting as my wing man for a particular gentleman though. LOL Maybe it'll help?

Maybe I should find a wing-person, or wing-pet...

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Do not wait for cupid to fire at you. Step over the diaper wearing fucker and go after that which you desire.

Live life, do not exist.

Control fear, do not fear control you.

Tis better to have to handle a rejection, than it is to ponder the "If only I..." in life.

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from site Spammer posted it says:

Calix..., you are a

NEGOTIATOR/explorer

About Your Personality Type

You see the big picture. You easily take the broad, long view of almost any topic. You are comfortable juggling myriad facts. You tend to synthesize material easily and think in webs of factors, not straight lines. You are imaginative and enjoy ideas.

You are also socially savvy. You are good at both talking and listening. And you generally read people's faces, body postures and tone of voice accurately, so you often intuitively understand what people want and need.

You are also highly compassionate. You care deeply about others. So you are inclined to make personal sacrifices to be a supportive friend and colleague. And you are idealistic and altruistic; you like to work to improve the world.

And you have an adventurous side; you enjoy new ideas and novel experiences and you want to share these with an enthusiastic partner. But you are particularly fond of people who are direct, decisive, focused and tough-minded, people who complement your more flexible, agreeable and affable style.

Negotiator primary traits

* Sees the big picture

* Imaginative

* Intuitive

* Verbal skills

* Empathetic

* Trusting

* Introspective

Explorer secondary traits

* Novelty seeking

* Impulsive and spontaneous

* Curious

* Creative

* Flexible

* Open-minded

* Energetic

In Love and Relationships

As a Negotiator, you seek a spiritual, life long connection to a "true love". But you don't want someone who is emotionally dependent. You admire people who need a good deal of autonomy. Marriage is important to you; but the social pledge of matrimony is far less sacred than the personal commitment you privately make to your beloved. You avoid conflict and strive for harmony in your primary relationship. So you express your love regularly-with hugs, thoughtful presents, romantic weekends or by creating other special times together. And you want a mate who is daring, playful and adventurous, yet one who will balance you-someone who is calm, decisive, strong-willed, focused and supportive of your enthusiastic, caring and imaginative spirit.

Relating to others

You dislike conflict. You seek "win-win" solutions. You are good at sharing power and ideas. And you are a master at the art of intimacy-building deep and exciting relationships with others. Nevertheless, you often enjoy solitude or intense interactions with just one individual or a few close friends. And you particularly enjoy people who like to play with abstract theories and ideas, provide insights, search for symbolic meanings in life and relationships and have a broad interest in the world.

Things to be aware of

* Because you can see so many angles to an issue or decision, you can be indecisive.

* Your need to please can turn to placating and your trusting nature can make you gullible.

* When you feel betrayed you can be unforgiving and hold a grudge too long.

Spark Factor

You tend to naturally gravitate to DIRECTOR/explorers.

Words Negotiators use (unconsciously) to describe themselves

Negotiator

empathetic/empathy

read/reader

learning/learn

Passion/passionate

sensitive

kind/kindness

sweet

random

heart

real

Words Explorers use (unconsciously) to describe themselves

Explorer

fun

energy

adventure

new

active

passion

outgoing

traveling

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Do not wait for cupid to fire at you. Step over the diaper wearing fucker and go after that which you desire.

Live life, do not exist.

Control fear, do not fear control you.

Tis better to have to handle a rejection, than it is to ponder the "If only I..." in life.

That's easy for you to say since you have the person you want. :wink

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You think things happened with no effort?

I walk the walk.

I was only half-serious. Relationships are always an effort, and I don't mean that in any negative sense.

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I was only half-serious. Relationships are always an effort, and I don't mean that in any negative sense.

Oh, they are a ton of work. Unfortunately for anyone who has the misfortune of dating me, it's an uphill battle too.

That whole being a daddy/overworked employee/fraternal officer eats the vast majority of my free time.

I still say though - if you want someone, lust for someone, or even just think someone is obnoxious but fun to look at - speak your mind. It harms none.

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Oh, they are a ton of work. Unfortunately for anyone who has the misfortune of dating me, it's an uphill battle too.

That whole being a daddy/overworked employee/fraternal officer eats the vast majority of my free time.

I still say though - if you want someone, lust for someone, or even just think someone is obnoxious but fun to look at - speak your mind. It harms none.

Did you ever get someone purely because of your mohawk and nothing else? Just wondering because I shaved mine off for that reason and now...I get nothing.

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Did you ever get someone purely because of your mohawk and nothing else? Just wondering because I shaved mine off for that reason and now...I get nothing.

Hm, hard to say. I've had it so long now that I don't really remember what life was like before it.

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