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DGN Night November 29th


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it was a good night for me!

drank and danced, met some new people and saw some old friends - life is good :happy:

jin and ashley - it was great to meet you! i hope you both had fun and made it home safe and sound.

prick - nice to meet you ... and your glowstick :thumbsup:

fin - nice to finally meet you!

eleven - met you briefly, hopefully next time we'll get a chance to chat

gimp - quiet boy :-* glad that i got to meet you!

tanuki - hope you're feeling better!

darkchylde - nice chatting with you

tasumi - we met briefly - nice outfit :yes

darkmetallion - (hug) good to see you!

xylla - gorgeous as usual, LOVE the hair

stormknight - didn't get a chance to chat much, but good to see you!

punk princess - hope you made it home ok!

and of course, enishi :-)

if i forgot anyone, please forgive me... come find me and yell at me next time LOL

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I wasn't planning on going originally, but after getting stooded up a few times for band oriented rendezvouses... is there a plural form of rendezvous? rendezvai? rendezvacci? rendezvouserino? (if you're not into the whole brevity thing)

I digress.

I was feeling a bit dumpy already because of getting stooded up, and one of my midi cables was on the fritz so I figured, maybe I can catch me a deal at Wallymart.

As I got to the front door, I saw an employee who was visibly upset complaining about having just been fired. I overheard him say something about about a minor mistake of instead of ordering 600 GI Joe figures at one foot tall, he ordered 100 GI Joe figures at 6 feet tall. Whatever, they sound like fun toys. I continued inside thinking that the mood might be a bit grim inside.

I walked in and was about to head to the electricky department when I hear a few raised voices and a bit of a scuffle. I looked off to my right and saw a massive cage full of snarling, festering meat puppets acting like maniacal, howling, demons. It was totally like a zombie film extraordinaire come true. It seemed all the little red tags on shelved itmes was driving them into a bloodlusted frenzy. There were a few employees using gaffi sticks to try to prod them back away from the bars but the pulsing, throbbing mass of stinking, animated corpses was too much stress for the titanium bars and the cage snapped,

It was absolute mayhem. Shoppers started screaming in horror, and the walmart employees broke and fell into a hasty retreat. The mass of mindless holiday corpse shoppers set into the Walmart popluace like wolves in a sheeps pen. People were dragged to the ground screaming for mercy, their holiday shopping experience turned to a nightmare. Carts were overturned and people thrown into christmas tree displays. Blood and carnage splattered tinsel and jolly decorations of the season. The living victims were gorged upon as masses of walking dead shoppers sated their appetites on all who could not escape their relentless assault. People were mercilessly dragged off of their handicapped carts and buried under a pile of tearing claws and snapping, vice-like jaws, their unmanned carts smashing through scores of corpse soldiers before flipping and bursting into flames sending limbs and decaying chunkage hurling through the air.

The festering horde had the shoppers and employees trapped in the back half of the store. The employees tried to rally some sort of defense but their numbers were just too few. Just as it seemed all hope was lost and the bloodied and determined wall of cadavers lumbered in for the final kills, I saw the disgruntled employee who had jut been fired race into the stock room with a fevered and desperate look. There was a rumbling sound and some strange electronic noises and a bright flash of light. I picked up a snowshovel from the hardware department and was ready to fight to the death when I heard an old, but very familiar battle cry in unison from a hundred throats. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!

Out of the stock room came no less than a hundred fully animated 6' GI JOE action figures. They brandished their weapons and attacked the flatfooted corpse horde with a righteous fury. Rock and Roll, started laying down a supressing fire with his M-60, while Recondo swung in on a rope spraying bullets into the enemy flank from the top of a luggage display. Lady Jaye grabbed Shipwreck and Tunnel Rat and started blasting a path to the survivors.

The zombies turned to counter charge the new threat and seemed unfazed by the hail of gunfire butchering their ranks and splattering carnage about the homewares department.

Flint saw the threat and called for backup, Breaker started barking call signs into his radio and called in their co-ordinates. Behind the zombie lines appeared, Footloose, Short-Fuze and Rip Cord, unleashing a continuous volley into the enemy as Jinx dropped from the ceiling and began beheading dozens of zombie shoppers with lightning twin katana strikes.

The "JOE" team was finally turning the tide of the battle as the last of the zombies finally fell to the relentless assault. To finish them off and start the cleanup, Blowtorch jumped onto the scene and set the massive pile of decimated zombie corpses aflame, the reeking inferno burning into everyones memory the massacre that happened that day.

Just as I was about to walk out of the building as the authorities started getting details I happened upon Roadblock asking some kids, "Who wants a body massage?"

None of that stuff really happened. I didn't even go to walmart. I did get brushed off though. I used love GI JOE. Dusty was my favorite.

mentally undressing The Baroness as a child was unfulfilling.

Turky sammiches.

BTW... Did anyone see my sweet spill on the dance floor? I brokeded my ankle in half and went kablooie onto the floor. I tried to be as dramatic as possible. If the biggest clumsiest bloke on the floor is going to topple over, I might as well make the people laugh. But now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

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BTW... Did anyone see my sweet spill on the dance floor? I brokeded my ankle in half and went kablooie onto the floor. I tried to be as dramatic as possible. If the biggest clumsiest bloke on the floor is going to topple over, I might as well make the people laugh. But now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Hopefully the injury was not too grave. I saw you on the floor later on for a few. Trying for round 2? LOL

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Yay my net has been down since sat, I went and had a blast , we are planning on coming back up on the 13th if all goes well with bills and days off and such I met alot of people , Was drunk but I remember prick, gimp , stormnight, eleven, skyfire and punk princess.

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I wasn't planning on going originally, but after getting stooded up a few times for band oriented rendezvouses... is there a plural form of rendezvous? rendezvai? rendezvacci? rendezvouserino? (if you're not into the whole brevity thing)

I digress.

I was feeling a bit dumpy already because of getting stooded up, and one of my midi cables was on the fritz so I figured, maybe I can catch me a deal at Wallymart.

As I got to the front door, I saw an employee who was visibly upset complaining about having just been fired. I overheard him say something about about a minor mistake of instead of ordering 600 GI Joe figures at one foot tall, he ordered 100 GI Joe figures at 6 feet tall. Whatever, they sound like fun toys. I continued inside thinking that the mood might be a bit grim inside.

I walked in and was about to head to the electricky department when I hear a few raised voices and a bit of a scuffle. I looked off to my right and saw a massive cage full of snarling, festering meat puppets acting like maniacal, howling, demons. It was totally like a zombie film extraordinaire come true. It seemed all the little red tags on shelved itmes was driving them into a bloodlusted frenzy. There were a few employees using gaffi sticks to try to prod them back away from the bars but the pulsing, throbbing mass of stinking, animated corpses was too much stress for the titanium bars and the cage snapped,

It was absolute mayhem. Shoppers started screaming in horror, and the walmart employees broke and fell into a hasty retreat. The mass of mindless holiday corpse shoppers set into the Walmart popluace like wolves in a sheeps pen. People were dragged to the ground screaming for mercy, their holiday shopping experience turned to a nightmare. Carts were overturned and people thrown into christmas tree displays. Blood and carnage splattered tinsel and jolly decorations of the season. The living victims were gorged upon as masses of walking dead shoppers sated their appetites on all who could not escape their relentless assault. People were mercilessly dragged off of their handicapped carts and buried under a pile of tearing claws and snapping, vice-like jaws, their unmanned carts smashing through scores of corpse soldiers before flipping and bursting into flames sending limbs and decaying chunkage hurling through the air.

The festering horde had the shoppers and employees trapped in the back half of the store. The employees tried to rally some sort of defense but their numbers were just too few. Just as it seemed all hope was lost and the bloodied and determined wall of cadavers lumbered in for the final kills, I saw the disgruntled employee who had jut been fired race into the stock room with a fevered and desperate look. There was a rumbling sound and some strange electronic noises and a bright flash of light. I picked up a snowshovel from the hardware department and was ready to fight to the death when I heard an old, but very familiar battle cry in unison from a hundred throats. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOE!!!!!!!!!!

Out of the stock room came no less than a hundred fully animated 6' GI JOE action figures. They brandished their weapons and attacked the flatfooted corpse horde with a righteous fury. Rock and Roll, started laying down a supressing fire with his M-60, while Recondo swung in on a rope spraying bullets into the enemy flank from the top of a luggage display. Lady Jaye grabbed Shipwreck and Tunnel Rat and started blasting a path to the survivors.

The zombies turned to counter charge the new threat and seemed unfazed by the hail of gunfire butchering their ranks and splattering carnage about the homewares department.

Flint saw the threat and called for backup, Breaker started barking call signs into his radio and called in their co-ordinates. Behind the zombie lines appeared, Footloose, Short-Fuze and Rip Cord, unleashing a continuous volley into the enemy as Jinx dropped from the ceiling and began beheading dozens of zombie shoppers with lightning twin katana strikes.

The "JOE" team was finally turning the tide of the battle as the last of the zombies finally fell to the relentless assault. To finish them off and start the cleanup, Blowtorch jumped onto the scene and set the massive pile of decimated zombie corpses aflame, the reeking inferno burning into everyones memory the massacre that happened that day.

Just as I was about to walk out of the building as the authorities started getting details I happened upon Roadblock asking some kids, "Who wants a body massage?"

None of that stuff really happened. I didn't even go to walmart. I did get brushed off though. I used love GI JOE. Dusty was my favorite.

mentally undressing The Baroness as a child was unfulfilling.

Turky sammiches.

BTW... Did anyone see my sweet spill on the dance floor? I brokeded my ankle in half and went kablooie onto the floor. I tried to be as dramatic as possible. If the biggest clumsiest bloke on the floor is going to topple over, I might as well make the people laugh. But now you know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Damn, why does the cool stuff always happen when I'm not around? Maybe I need to hang with you for a change...

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