F*cking with TheGimp

[Oh_My_Goth]

...whilst you describe a very sub attitude...your far too eager...the dom WANTS a bit of fear...

..&..there is so MUCH MORE to sub/dom than DBSM (bondage-domination-sado-masochism)

...for instance...on Christmas Eve...the Lady & Our Special-Friend will be working...

SO...I'll be dressed in my most alluring outfit (sweat-pants)(O_M_G is a friek for me in sweat-pants)...

...& baking a turkey-dinner... ...timed to be ready just after they are expected to arrive here...

......appropriate spirits for fixed-eggnog will be ready to go...FRESH GROUND nut-meg (if I can find it)...

...sub-ing the evening means:

TAKING CARE OF THE WANTS & NEEDS FOR THE EVENING...IN ENTIRETY!

Like in the above example...I'll be doing a WHOLE LIST of totally non-sexual shit!...like assembling the Lego sets (it's Christmas -eve remember)...setting the alarm clock...& stuff like that...it's never the SAME list of stuff...but the small things are the important things...

...&..if a dom EVER pulls out ANYTHING resembling a RAT-TRAP...I'm REBELLIN'! ...with VICIOUSNESS!

...you may be a freik...but your also a weirdo!

I'm sooooo gay for you right now

[TheGimp]

WAIT!

...whilst this groveling IS up to par..(not SUPER...but par){no head pat}...there is 1 tinny thing...I gotta' say here...

...gimp does not get clean boots to lick...

It is a gimp...if it is smart/wise enough to WANT clean boots to lick there are ways to go about this...

1. Fit in a request to CLEAN the Ladies boots BEFORE licking them. (best done with much groveling)
2. BUY her new boots. (they LOVE that one )

Bren...there's only 2 ways right?...'cause I'm stuck...well...I go with 1 WHEN I'm a sub...(always been too strapped for cash...but I'ld probably clean NEW boots before I licked them)...if you fit the cleaning of the boots INTO your kink set...you will be more healthy...& live longer to lick more boots.

ALSO...GIMP...you CAN contact me in PM & if you beg JUS?T RIGHT...

I'll teach you about sub/dom relations...& how to make a dom-bitch/Lady a happy one...

SHH!! Read the above post Luv....YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT!

oh great wise and marvelous Rev please teach the rookie gimp for he not kow as much as much as thee and it would be a privilage no an honor to have the great goaty one teach me :bows:

[Dollardave]

Closest I ever got to s&m was a rubber type whip with all kinds of extentions and anal beads for my lover. I'm not really into s&m or hurting people unless provoked and thats a fight not a sexual situation. So tell us I'm with gimp what are the realities of s&m sex. I've seen very limited online cuz it does nothing for me.

$$

[Brenda Starrr]

casually walks into the shower " ladies ladies ladies"

Show me the monkey!!!

[TheGimp]

Show me the monkey!!!

wiggles the monkey at brenda

[Dollardave]

wiggles the monkey at brenda

HAHAHA

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[TheGimp]

LOL

[Rev.Reverence]

[Brenda Starrr]

So, where's the monkey??

[TheGimp]

So, where's the monkey??

right here

*flashes brenda my monkey*

side note brenda check out the retro/vintage thread i left a link there to shoes i think ud like

[Brenda Starrr]

I love the monkey.

[Rev.Reverence]

[TheGimp]

Closest I ever got to s&m was a rubber type whip with all kinds of extentions and anal beads for my lover. I'm not really into s&m or hurting people unless provoked and thats a fight not a sexual situation. So tell us I'm with gimp what are the realities of s&m sex. I've seen very limited online cuz it does nothing for me.

$$

depends what do you wanna know exatally

[Michiko_Dreads]

Pinches theGimps tickle spots and scracthes him all over then bitch slaps him.

[TheGimp]

Pinches theGimps tickle spots and scracthes him all over then bitch slaps him.

ah you sure do know how to make a guy feel good dont ya babe

[Brenda Starrr]

*swipes an ATM card between Gimps asscheeks in hopes of seeing cash come out of his ass*

[Guest greyhalo]

Tapes a "Kick Me" sign to TheGimp's back.

[Dollardave]

Tapes a "Kick Me" sign to TheGimp's back.

Now THATS funny even quotable.

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[Destroit]

Hey...The Gimp...

*holds out hands and starts to wave them around the air about two inches from your body*

I'm not touching yooooou....still not touching yoooou.

[Dollardave]

depends what do you wanna know exatally

IDK HH admitted to having something I can't say exactly some type of S&M couples party I'm not gonna say anymore about it tho, but was just curious. I find the suspension thing disgusting though people hanging themselves by hooks in their skin it just was wrong I saw pics of it on here b4 of suspension shows. IDK just withdraw my question about what activities are involved in s&m. I'll pass on details after I thought of suspension.

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[Ice Queen (1)]

You call yourself a gimp, but you do not know how to properly sub?

Mistress Sinical will be available for obedience training after her move

[TheGimp]

*swipes an ATM card between Gimps asscheeks in hopes of seeing cash come out of his ass*

out drops a quarter

[TheGimp]

Hey...The Gimp...

*holds out hands and starts to wave them around the air about two inches from your body*

I'm not touching yooooou....still not touching yoooou.

grrrrr *runs*

[TheGimp]

You call yourself a gimp, but you do not know how to properly sub?

Mistress Sinical will be available for obedience training after her move

HEY now thats not completely true you dont entirely know that now do you? as far as the obedience training goes we shall see

[Brenda Starrr]

out drops a quarter

Cheap fucker.