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Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

And

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

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By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and it is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warrantee is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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Only on the assumption that said wishes do so apply to my person, do I humbly and graciously accept them, except where such acceptance might be perceived as an act of usurpation on the rights and or inclinations of another, in which case, I do so decline provided that I have your approval. That is not to say that I feel I need be over-solicitous of your approval; only that I offer you deference insofar as civility and camaraderie do command me, and not that I would withhold more, but that extend such only where specifically solicited. I wish you many returns of such joyous occasions as might have elicited your benevolence, but please understand that I desire you only to acknowledge my wish; you are in no way obligated therein to bring such to fruition if your desires do not coincide.

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Only on the assumption that said wishes do so apply to my person, do I humbly and graciously accept them, except where such acceptance might be perceived as an act of usurpation on the rights and or inclinations of another, in which case, I do so decline provided that I have your approval. That is not to say that I feel I need be over-solicitous of your approval; only that I offer you deference insofar as civility and camaraderie do command me, and not that I would withhold more, but that extend such only where specifically solicited. I wish you many returns of such joyous occasions as might have elicited your benevolence, but please understand that I desire you only to acknowledge my wish; you are in no way obligated therein to bring such to fruition if your desires do not coincide.

You're the lady who makes those teeny tiny term limitations on credit card offers aren't you?

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Only on the assumption that said wishes do so apply to my person, do I humbly and graciously accept them, except where such acceptance might be perceived as an act of usurpation on the rights and or inclinations of another, in which case, I do so decline provided that I have your approval. That is not to say that I feel I need be over-solicitous of your approval; only that I offer you deference insofar as civility and camaraderie do command me, and not that I would withhold more, but that extend such only where specifically solicited. I wish you many returns of such joyous occasions as might have elicited your benevolence, but please understand that I desire you only to acknowledge my wish; you are in no way obligated therein to bring such to fruition if your desires do not coincide.

I accept. Now what?

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