Soulrev Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 paradox said: viking funeral. toss me in a boat with all my shit, set it on fire, and shove it out into some water. its the only way to go! I've been saying that for a long time now. The only trouble is doing it legally. Ehh.. Whatever. If my loved ones can't figure that out, I wouldn't mind the Fargo method. And if they can't do that, then.. Who cares? I'll be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitsMcGee Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 I've never put much thought into it before, but I think I'd like to be cremated and my ashes sent around the world and buried in neat places like Egypt, Ireland, and China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Give my body to nymphomaniacs It's not like I'll be pissed at anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Hopefully, preserved and launched into deep space with a updated copy of the Voyager record for another sentient race to see. Something like the end of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted March 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 build your own coffin: http://diycoffin.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Cremate me and then turn me into a diamond. Then coat my favorite drill bit with me...it is already in a cedar display case so time to add some sparkle and an industrial strength cutting edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 I want to be cremated and cemented into a cinder block and tossed into Houghton Lake to add to habitat. Ive been taking from that lake for years so I want to give something back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Pyramids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I want my body shipped to Germany and used in the bizarre human art display Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 stew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 On 3/7/2012 at 6:40 AM, torn asunder said: stew... *grabs fork* Mmm...human stew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 I want to be donated to science fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 On 3/9/2012 at 3:32 PM, phee said: I want to be donated to science fiction I Agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raev Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Cremate me and scatter me. I don't want to burden anyone with feeling like they have to visit my grave or else they are a bad "insert relationship pertaining to me here" or the burden of having to clean it off. Furthermore, I don't want to become one of those graves where nobody even knows who it was anymore. Just a name on a stone and nothing more. Scatter me. When those who cared forget to tell tale of me, when they forget me themselves - I want no trace left behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Siren* Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I'm an organ donor. I have no idea what I would like to be done with the rest of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 bacon coffin! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46895317/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.T3TU29m2bi4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Yeah donate me or toss me in a river..or the ocean with Spongebob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Germain Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 I would prefer accommodation in a Beinhaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatdirt426 Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I wanna be fish food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tszura~ Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 On 1/10/2009 at 12:20 AM, taysteewonderbunny said: Whatever it will be, I won't be there to see it. :D I didn't read all the previous answers, so I don't know if someone already mentioned this, but...... Definitely cremation. I'm not sure if I want to be scattered so no trace is left, or if I want to be in an urn that's also a novelty which has my recorded voice saying a variety of phrases when you push the button. I rather like that idea. Possible recordings would include "Fuck you," "Aren't you just precious," "I say go for it," "what are you thinking idiot," "well it ain't going to clean itself," and "get out there, times a wastin'." lol Damn, those sound like country songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Part of me thinks well, I'll be gone so whats the difference, anyone that cares to do something can do whatever they want. Part of me wants a gravestone with a place to go "visit" but then, im GONE so "I" wont care, since I wont be around. I know I like the idea of being able to go to a place for some sort of closure / center of thought about a person that is gone, but the expense/process seems cumbersome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenbHorror Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Have my spider tattoo removed off the back of my neck, tanned and framed to be next to my sister's matching piece. Then take my body and have it stripped, boiled and bleached to be made into a medical skeleton. Its a long shot...I know. Then give my bones back to my family to put me out on Halloween, or in my future grandchildren's rooms to be punished. "Don't be naughty! Or Grandma will be in you're room tonight!" My love of Halloween and scarring children will live on forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodCupcake Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 Well I guess if my organs are good enough I wouldn't mind donating any inside organs. And then a regular burial/funeral. I more wanna know what's gonna happen to ME, as in my soul and consciousness when I die. I always think about that at the most inconvenient times. It's always been a scary though for me. I terrified to die. I blame that on my christian upbringing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 On 5/5/2012 at 4:46 AM, BloodCupcake said: Well I guess if my organs are good enough I wouldn't mind donating any inside organs. And then a regular burial/funeral. I more wanna know what's gonna happen to ME, as in my soul and consciousness when I die. I always think about that at the most inconvenient times. It's always been a scary though for me. I terrified to die. I blame that on my christian upbringing. Thoughts I struggle with perpetually and spend a lot of time reading/thinking about. For lack of a better word its a key "interest" of mine in and of itself, even though that word makes it sound like it isn't important, I think its one of THE most important things one can spend time on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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