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I want to be cremated and have a tree planted in the ashes where I lie, because I'm a megalomanic ego-tripping narcissist and think the world needs a constant reminder that I once existed. :innocent:

What was your name again? *runs and hides*

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I will donate all usable parts then come back and haunt through those parts...the kidney will start talkin to ya in your sleep...you'll see fire breathing dragons through my eyes...

Oh and if I donate my body to science I will haunt in the lab as well...muwahaha...I already have a voodoo priest in line for the task.

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Prolly cremation... altho if I had my way they'd bury me in a forest or cornfield, someplace where my husk could do some good. Or put it on a platform for the scavenger birds like some cultures used to do. Anything but being put in a concrete vault... those things are the best symbol I can think of for our society's separation from the natural world.

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Assuming the world get's exponentially worse than it already is, I'd go with phee's route on efficently using my corpse(s) to feed the world, the ignorant etc...

But that 's boring.

What I really want is to be put in a fat suit (I don't have much surface area), dipped in liquid nitrogen, then have all my close friends and whoever else I want to take turns bashing chunks out of my body/costume. It would give lots of much needed closure.

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