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DAMNIT...

Why must I constantly be reminded of my incompetance? I used to get made fun of by my whole family 'cause I was the only one that couldn't do the splits, and still can't to this day :laugh:. It's sad because I was so out of shape as a child, that now as a grown woman (with my pelvic bone in place blocking everything at that), I can actually come closer to do doing the splits now that I could when I was 8.

PARENTS - Make your kid go outside and do stuff so they don't turn out to be physically inept like myself when they're older and hate you for it! I wish I could do cool stuff like this, I was in gymnastics and ballet when I was a kid, and I'm PISSED that I didn't stick with it. Those girls brutalized me so horrifically with bullying though, I guess maybe it was a good thing that I did quit in the long run.

I wonder what country the girl in this video is from?

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DAMNIT...

Why must I constantly be reminded of my incompetance? I used to get made fun of by my whole family 'cause I was the only one that couldn't do the splits, and still can't to this day :laugh:. It's sad because I was so out of shape as a child, that now as a grown woman (with my pelvic bone in place blocking everything at that), I can actually come closer to do doing the splits now that I could when I was 8.

PARENTS - Make your kid go outside and do stuff so they don't turn out to be physically inept like myself when they're older and hate you for it! I wish I could do cool stuff like this, I was in gymnastics and ballet when I was a kid, and I'm PISSED that I didn't stick with it. Those girls brutalized me so horrifically with bullying though, I guess maybe it was a good thing that I did quit in the long run.

I wonder what country the girl in this video is from?

She sounds Russian.

I could do the splits up until I had kids. I was a gymnast as a kid though until I was about 16 or so.

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She sounds Russian.

I could do the splits up until I had kids. I was a gymnast as a kid though until I was about 16 or so.

See, lucky, I will be forever known by my family and childhood peers as that fat little girl that was the only one on the block that couldn't do the splits.

Eventually I teamed up with the local asthmatic in my neighborhood and we picked up on Super Nintendo, which is where my best friend Lisa comes from and also my fat.

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Woot for me being like 20 times her weight....lmao.....

But i can say i doubt that chick has much of a life ya know...i am sure all she does all day is stretch and flex and contort to be able to do that...and obviously that leaves no time to eat lmao....:D

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Oh, what, like you can't do that with a little Captain in you.

Why do people always say that? Don't they know I was never promoted past Lieutenant? And why does it have to be a lil Cap'n? Why can't it be a lot of Lieutenant? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Why do people always say that? Don't they know I was never promoted past Lieutenant? And why does it have to be a lil Cap'n? Why can't it be a lot of Lieutenant? Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Because the rumor goes there wasn't much to the Lieutenant, the Corporal was punishment, the Private was FUBARed, and in General, there was a lot of room for improvement.

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