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...just wait till he fucks up 1 lil' thing...

.....well...you might see ALL sorts of good hearted stabs like the comic HH put up above^^^^

..& be sure to check out SNL & The Daily Show...& The Colbert Report...& Chocolate NEWS..

PRETTY much anything is fair game when it is REALLY comic...

I make fun of PRETTY MUCH ALL the politicians...pretty much constantly...

......I'm gonna' give him some time (read rope)...& see what he does with it...

Already tried the comic shit...apparently I am a racist bastard...and a pedophile...but thats another story

with the track record that the media has, Obamas "god" status, and the zombie nation that we live in I forsee the blame being put on everyone but Obama...yes the good old double standard.

I will still say things...and will ponkey puch those that stand up to me...for I will only give him what he deserves...if I were some sort of brainless asshole I would give him the treatment that Bush got...but no, I can't do that

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I got home from school just ask the bush's were getting into the helo. I am a little disapointed that I missed it, because even though I'm not all that fond of the dude, it is a historic event.

Edit to add:

Did anyone else think Cheney was being a wimp for being in a wheelchair for a pulled muscle in his back?

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Already tried the comic shit...apparently I am a racist bastard...and a pedophile...but thats another story

with the track record that the media has, Obamas "god" status, and the zombie nation that we live in I forsee the blame being put on everyone but Obama...yes the good old double standard.

I will still say things...and will ponkey puch those that stand up to me...for I will only give him what he deserves...if I were some sort of brainless asshole I would give him the treatment that Bush got...but no, I can't do that

I don't see it on my end...but it seems you dislike him in particular...I dislike 99% of the whole show (politics)

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Apparently you don't know that it is absolutely wrong to make fun of Obama. Yes, he gets a handicap as opposed to other presidents. If a hurricane comes and he can't stop it with "Prez Power!" do you think people will yell at him? No...they won't even get mad when he can't single handedly clean up the worlds largest clusterfuck of a city that someone built below sea level.

You will be shot if you make fun of Obama...what kind or asshole makes fun of someone like that anyways?

Oh and for the record I have been told ten times since saturday that is wrong to make fun of Obama...anyone wanna explain this?

I made fun of him the whole show... as I would have anyone

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No - he's a nearly 70-year-old man who's had lt least 4 heart operations. He is, however, an idiot for not letting the movers do the f-ing work.

But it's not like he put his back out, he pulled a muscle. Also the old people that live across the street from me are all in their late 80's and still work the farm by themselves. Age has nothing to do with it.

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I don't see it on my end...but it seems you dislike him in particular...I dislike 99% of the whole show (politics)

I hate it all too...I am far more concerned with local governments...wisconsin needs a bloody coup

But...there is just something different here...and its not that he is black

You know that feeling you get when that one carnie straps you into the ride and pushes the green button while smiling that creepy smile? None of the carnies are cool...but this one seems different

There are always puppet strings tied to certain politicians...but with the whole campaign it seems like Obama has a few extra stings...

Sorry but my "spidey-sense" is tingling and I can't explain why...its just that in recent years there have been more and more signs that I don't feel comfortable with...like the government wants to "help" me live my life

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But it's not like he put his back out, he pulled a muscle. Also the old people that live across the street from me are all in their late 80's and still work the farm by themselves. Age has nothing to do with it.

I am only 20 and my doctor says I have the joints of a healthy 70 year old woman...my back is fine yet on certain days I need it supported from the pain...

One set of my grandparents is still humming around like they are still young...the other set are stuck in bed all day and need constant attention and they are both about 10 years younger than my active grandparents

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I hate it all too...I am far more concerned with local governments...wisconsin needs a bloody coup

But...there is just something different here...and its not that he is black

You know that feeling you get when that one carnie straps you into the ride and pushes the green button while smiling that creepy smile? None of the carnies are cool...but this one seems different

There are always puppet strings tied to certain politicians...but with the whole campaign it seems like Obama has a few extra stings...

Sorry but my "spidey-sense" is tingling and I can't explain why...its just that in recent years there have been more and more signs that I don't feel comfortable with...like the government wants to "help" me live my life

I know exactly what you're saying!

:wink

*taps tin-hat*

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Apparently you don't know that it is absolutely wrong to make fun of Obama. Yes, he gets a handicap as opposed to other presidents. If a hurricane comes and he can't stop it with "Prez Power!" do you think people will yell at him? No...they won't even get mad when he can't single handedly clean up the worlds largest clusterfuck of a city that someone built below sea level.

You will be shot if you make fun of Obama...what kind or asshole makes fun of someone like that anyways?

Oh and for the record I have been told ten times since saturday that is wrong to make fun of Obama...anyone wanna explain this?

Just for the record.. I was not saying it was wrong to make fun of Obama :p

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Tin hat? Ha...I have a crude bunker in the woods at home...its only half lined with foil though...the other side is covered in wax paper for now...as if that will do anything but keep the rain out though

...I'ld just sit on the correct side of the hut...

.....like Johnny appleseed's boots...1 for puddles & 1 for stepping stones...or some such... :stuart:

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I hate it all too...I am far more concerned with local governments...wisconsin needs a bloody coup

But...there is just something different here...and its not that he is black

You know that feeling you get when that one carnie straps you into the ride and pushes the green button while smiling that creepy smile? None of the carnies are cool...but this one seems different

There are always puppet strings tied to certain politicians...but with the whole campaign it seems like Obama has a few extra stings...

Sorry but my "spidey-sense" is tingling and I can't explain why...its just that in recent years there have been more and more signs that I don't feel comfortable with...like the government wants to "help" me live my life

Personally I think this whole thing is a sham.. A smoke screen to cover up something huge..

But I'm just a crazy tin hat wearin' nutso :stuart:

Or am I :shuriken:

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Nothing wrong with making fun of a president...they are a public figure and it comes with the territory.

He stumbled over his words. But! There was a bit of a reason behind it. He probably prepared too well, and memorized / practiced the well-known oath which reads:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

However, Chief Justice John Roberts said:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will execute the office of President of the United States faithfully, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

He stumbled and stopped when Roberts said the line wrong, and then repeated it when Roberts said it again, this time correctly. Unfortunately he ended up saying it the wrong way, dammit, but at least his heart was in the right place?

Nothing wrong with making fun of the man, but he might have just wanted to follow the Constitution? :wink

In other news, I find it more amusing that he said "Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath," which is incorrect. Only 43 Americans have taken the oath. He is the 43rd.

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Who are they counting that you are not?

  1. George Washington, 1789-1797
  2. John Adams, 1797-1801
  3. Thomas Jefferson, 1801-1809
  4. James Madison, 1809-1817
  5. James Monroe, 1817-1825
  6. John Quincy Adams, 1825-1829
  7. Andrew Jackson, 1829-1837
  8. Martin Van Buren, 1837-1841
  9. William Henry Harrison, 1841
  10. John Tyler, 1841-1845
  11. James Knox Polk, 1845-1849
  12. Zachary Taylor, 1849-1850
  13. Millard Fillmore, 1850-1853
  14. Franklin Pierce, 1853-1857
  15. James Buchanan, 1857-1861
  16. Abraham Lincoln, 1861-1865
  17. Andrew Johnson, 1865-1869
  18. Ulysses Simpson Grant, 1869-1877
  19. Rutherford Birchard Hayes, 1877-1881
  20. James Abram Garfield, 1881
  21. Chester Alan Arthur, 1881-1885
  22. Grover Cleveland, 1885-1889
  23. Benjamin Harrison, 1889-1893
  24. Grover Cleveland, 1893-1897
  25. William McKinley, 1897-1901
  26. Theodore Roosevelt, 1901-1909
  27. William Howard Taft, 1909-1913
  28. Woodrow Wilson, 1913-1921
  29. Warren Gamaliel Harding, 1921-1923
  30. Calvin Coolidge, 1923-1929
  31. Herbert Clark Hoover, 1929-1933
  32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933-1945
  33. Harry S. Truman, 1945-1953
  34. Dwight David Eisenhower 1953-1961
  35. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961-1963
  36. Lyndon Baines Johnson, 1963-1969
  37. Richard Milhous Nixon, 1969-1974
  38. Gerald Rudolph Ford, 1974-1977
  39. James Earl Carter, Jr., 1977-1981
  40. Ronald Wilson Reagan, 1981-1989
  41. George Herbert Walker Bush, 1989-1993
  42. William Jefferson Clinton, 1993-2001
  43. George Walker Bush, 2001-2008
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Who are they counting that you are not?

  1. George Washington, 1789-1797
  2. John Adams, 1797-1801
  3. Thomas Jefferson, 1801-1809
  4. James Madison, 1809-1817
  5. James Monroe, 1817-1825
  6. John Quincy Adams, 1825-1829
  7. Andrew Jackson, 1829-1837
  8. Martin Van Buren, 1837-1841
  9. William Henry Harrison, 1841
  10. John Tyler, 1841-1845
  11. James Knox Polk, 1845-1849
  12. Zachary Taylor, 1849-1850
  13. Millard Fillmore, 1850-1853
  14. Franklin Pierce, 1853-1857
  15. James Buchanan, 1857-1861
  16. Abraham Lincoln, 1861-1865
  17. Andrew Johnson, 1865-1869
  18. Ulysses Simpson Grant, 1869-1877
  19. Rutherford Birchard Hayes, 1877-1881
  20. James Abram Garfield, 1881
  21. Chester Alan Arthur, 1881-1885
  22. Grover Cleveland, 1885-1889
  23. Benjamin Harrison, 1889-1893
  24. Grover Cleveland, 1893-1897
  25. William McKinley, 1897-1901
  26. Theodore Roosevelt, 1901-1909
  27. William Howard Taft, 1909-1913
  28. Woodrow Wilson, 1913-1921
  29. Warren Gamaliel Harding, 1921-1923
  30. Calvin Coolidge, 1923-1929
  31. Herbert Clark Hoover, 1929-1933
  32. Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933-1945
  33. Harry S. Truman, 1945-1953
  34. Dwight David Eisenhower 1953-1961
  35. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961-1963
  36. Lyndon Baines Johnson, 1963-1969
  37. Richard Milhous Nixon, 1969-1974
  38. Gerald Rudolph Ford, 1974-1977
  39. James Earl Carter, Jr., 1977-1981
  40. Ronald Wilson Reagan, 1981-1989
  41. George Herbert Walker Bush, 1989-1993
  42. William Jefferson Clinton, 1993-2001
  43. George Walker Bush, 2001-2008

Should I just tell you or let you figure it out Where's Waldo style?

The answer is in the list. Near the middle. :wink

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The poem...you'ld have out done...

...the Pastor...I don't know...where his flow, flowed...I don't know man...

He's probably been writing since before YOU were born!

*runs{faster than broke kneed peoples}*

I'm just sayin', I think I could've benedictioned/rocked the hell outta 2+ million people. I'm way better than a Bon Jovi concert tour ever could've been... :jamin

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Ah, I see... you are just playing with words.

Well, not exactly...it was a specific numerical statement which happens to not be correct.

I certainly wasn't saying anyone wasn't American, or that anyone didn't take the oath before entering office. But it's true nonetheless that only 43 people have ever taken that oath.

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