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What kind of things would you do in regards to your stalkerness?

How would you "make them love you?"

What things would you do to "make them understand their destiny with you?"

Would it be vicks vapor rub and an axe? Or maybe photoshopping pictures of them into pictures with you and showing them to friends and family and telling them that they are your new gf/bf?

Lets hear your twisted romantic side come to life....

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I'd sneak into their house late at night and steal the hair from their shower drain and make little hair people that look like them like i have sitting here on my desk i mean um oh wait this is supposed to be hypothetical... oops nevermind :p

Perfect... exactly the kind of posts I had in mind

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I would watch the person VERY closely to see what kind of things they did and how they did them.

then i'll talk about thier passions and make it sound like i was WAY more passionate about them and talk about them for hours and hours.

then eventually i'd like what that person liked.

Oh for a while i was obbsessed with Billy Martin, the lead guitarist of Good Charlotte, and for a while i had over 1,000 pictures of just him. I was trying to get pictures of EVERY tattoo that he had, every hair cut, every kind of guitar he played. It was crazy!! Of course i did tell everyone that i was going to get the same piercing that he has and i wanted some tattoos but not all of them because i don't want to haeva greenish tint to me from far away. Well that and my grandma would disown me!

but um yeah i knew EVERYTHING there was to know about him and he was my idol.

i even tracked down all thier shows and i was a crazed person!!!!

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IF I was a stalker? Ha. Dig it: Black van, black jumpsuit, gloves, black hood, cheap camera, old video camera, packing tape, bag of oranges, lock picking set, brass knuckles, "Bill Clinton" charm, the Best of Steve "The Count" Marcus, and a body bag...

Any questions?

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I would be the creepiest of stalkers... lol I'd sneak in while they were sleeping and inject them with a fast acting sedative, then under local anasthesia I would implant a micro GPS tracking device in a location they wouldn't notice the small incision.

While they were knocked out, I would use that time to install a full surveillance system in their house and car so I could monitor them at all times with full color video and sound. Cant forget a phone tap while i'm there.

Then I would take the last few minutes to peruse their diary and financial documents in an effort to learn as much as possible about them. Then over the next few weeks, I would continue to learn through the surveillance intelligence until I felt I knew them inside and out, and I would make a decision as to what I want to do with my new toy and the knowledge I have.

But this would be if I was a rich stalker, all this costs money ya know!

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