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I'm serious.

And apparently...not alone.

Someone needs to write a goth song about butts...something like the dark dariare, covered in fishnets instead of hair...oh I jest

(By Jim Dalton

Lifestyles Writer)

Although the source of lyrical inspiration is often found in childhood experiences, failed relationships, current events, etc., no topic seems to be as popular as human anatomy, namely the butt. Who can argue that Sir Mix-A-Lot's famous rear end anthem, "Baby Got Back" isn't forever cemented into the minds of Americans everywhere?

Sure, it may not exactly be Dylanesque, but Dylan never made a song I wanted to dance to anyway.

Since summer essentially means three things: more parties, less clothing and butt songs, I have complied the definitive top 10 list of tunes that pay homage to the booty.

#10) K.C. and the Sunshine Band, "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty." Since every one of K.C. and the Sunshine Band's songs was about shaking something on the dance floor, it is only right that this song begins the top 10. Many of the hip hop artists of today should thank K.C. for starting the whole booty-shaking song genre.

#9) Freak Nasty, "Da' Dip." The list wouldn't be complete without this gem. Would you expect a guy named Freak Nasty to be on any other top ten list?

#8) Wreckx-n-Effect, "Rump Shaker." Teddy Riley works his New Jack Swing magic on this track. Although the chorus lyrics, "All I wanna do is put my zoom zoom zoom in the boom boom" were probably not the result of an intense writing session, they were catchy as hell.

#7) Salt-n-Pepa, "Shoop." These ladies make butt worship an equal opportunity affair. Understanding the genetic prerequisites, they'd like "to thank your mother for a butt like that."

#6) E.U. "Da' Butt." This song even created a butt dance and inspired the verbal sparring "[Person's name] got a big ole butt/Uhh hun."

#5) Tag Team, "Whoomp! (There it is)." An infectious chorus that makes it impossible not to sing along is this song's best asset. However, 95 South's "Whoot! There It Is" could easily fill this spot since nearly everyone got these two songs confused.

#4) LL Cool J, "Big Ole Butt." The quintessential man of rap music makes his contribution to butt game. Powered by playful lyrics and that COOL J charm, "Big Ole Butt" lays the groundwork for the late '80s and '90s.

#3) Duice, "Daisy Dukes." Resurrecting some old "Dukes of Hazzard" fashion, these bass happy rappers made all of us look to the girls with the Daisy Dukes on.

#2) 2 in a Room, "Wiggle It." Behind a thumping bass line, these one-hit wonders made their mark on the musical world. Doesn't the world need to simply, "Wiggle it/Just a little bit?"

#1) Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back." Without a doubt the biggest and best butt song ever made. The man who likes big butts and cannot lie brought his booty worship to mainstream America. The song even went to No. 1 on the Billboard charts. With lyrics like, "You can do side bends or sit-ups/But please don't lose that butt," how can you go wrong?

http://www.siue.edu/ALESTLE/library/summer....30.99/top.html

http://archive.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/h...ic/91034-1.html

http://healthnews.ediets.com/mens-health/2...songs-ever.html

10 Best Booty Songs -- Ever!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 3 Comments

By Shawn McKee

Staff Writer

Whether you call it a caboose, can, bum, bottom, butt, booty,

buns, bum cakes, buttocks, rump, fanny, arse, ass, humps, lumps, tail or badonkadonk -- that bodacious body part that turns heads and rules the dance floor is the inspiration for a trunk-load of songs rejoicing in the rear-end. It’s time for the 10 best (and a few of the absolute worst) songs celebrating the beauty of the booty.

10. Pitbull’s “Culo,” is an infectious Miami melody that celebrates all those bouncin’ booties way down south. It mixes a Spanish chorus with English verse to unify cultures in their appreciation of curvaceous culos. Me gusta.

9. “Shake Ya Ass,” by Mystikal is a dance-inducing jam in which Mystikal uses his raspy voice and quick delivery to get you to, well, shake your ass.

8. K.C. and the Sunshine Band released "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty," and that’s exactly what people did. While it probably wasn’t terribly difficult to pen this poetry (the word “shake” accounts for about half of the total lyrics), it did pave the way for a genre of music about shakin’ rump.

7. Wreckx-N-Effect really only had one hit, "Rump Shaker," but in the summer of 1992, you couldn’t turn on the radio without hearing “zoom-a-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.” Also, this is where super producer Pharrell Williams (Neptunes, N.E.R.D.) got his start making people shake their rumps (he also produced “Shake Ya Ass” and a slew of other hits). The birth of a booty balladeer.

6. The 69 Boys’ hit, "Daisy Dukes," paid homage to the tiny jean shorts popularized by none other than Daisy Duke. If you didn’t already know to “look at them girls with the daisy dukes on,” you did after hearing the song. A heartfelt song where a man confesses his truest feelings: “I love the girls with the big ol' booties.”

5. “Big Bottom,” is the funniest song on this list. Spinal Tap, known for their loud speakers and wild live show, crafted this masterful piece of bum-bliss. With lines like, “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo” skillfully rhymed with “pink torpedo,” it’s hard not to acknowledge the genius of this group. Unlike the previous songs on this list, which simply relay the artists’ affinity for the derrière, this is a love song: “I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday.” Beautiful.

4. "Big Ole Butt" is a cautionary tale of what can happen when one is consumed with the big butts of others. Ladies Love Cool James and LL Cool J loves big ole butts. "Big Ole Butt" laid the groundwork for the future of booty jams. But be wary the power of the posterior, as Mr. Cool J puts it, “I know I told you I'd be true, but Tina got a big ole butt -- so I'm leavin' you.” Powerful stuff.

3. The song “Bootylicious” will forever live on in the annals of music, but when Destiny’s Child released this song they didn’t think it would enter into America’s vernacular (check out dictionary.com). Beyonce came up with this word to celebrate the curvy, voluptuous figure of many women. It’s empowering, and when she exclaims “I don't think you're ready for this jelly… 'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe,” you have to wonder, are you ready for that jelly?

2. The numbers don’t lie: Most songs about butts are by rappers. “Fat Bottomed Girls,” on the other hand, is by the classic rock group Queen, which was fronted by one of the most flamboyant lead singers of all time. That being said, it’s a fist-pumpin’, head noddin’, ass-lovin anthem. Freddy Mercury belts this one out over wicked guitar riffs and booming drums that will have you singing, “Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round,” for days after stumbling across this rump requiem.

1. “I like big butts and I cannot lie” -- this is how “Baby Got Back,” by Sir Mix-A-Lot, the quintessential booty ballad begins. This song not only extols the virtues of round rumps, but also expresses Mix-A-Lot’s disdain for “beanpole dames in the magazines.” This one is all about celebrating the booty -- and Mix likes them large -- erecting giant butts to use in his video, it was “booteerific.” So heed the advice of Mr. Mix and “turn around, stick it out -- even white boys got to shout, baby got back!” Truer words were never spoken.

The Bottom of the Barrell

If you’re going to write a jam about jelly, don’t make an ass of yourself (like these buttheads).

If you ever saw MC Hammer’s "Pumps and a Bump" video, I’m sorry. No one wanted to see Hammer in a Speedo, and this was never more evident than when MTV removed the video from its regular rotation. The song itself? It was “wiggity, wiggity wack.”

“You make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing.” Are these the ramblings of a 7-year-old who just found his penis and his dad's Playboy collection? No, sadly, it’s “Ass Like That,” by Eminem. He tries really hard to be funny, but just ends up being completely idiotic.

K-Fed’s “PopoZao” is simply the worst song ever made. Apparently, it’s a tribute to the big booties in Brazil. So in the interest of international diplomacy, America apologizes for Kevin Federline’s stupid song. Sorry, Brazil.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dariare

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kittylectro

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and the angels kiss

our souls in bliss

measure the extent

of a dizzying descent

down the

anal staircase

put just one foot on

the staircase

and the next step

you're down here

on this face

and the rapids

of my heart

will tear your

ship of live apart

and we'll

end up wrecked

we'll end up

at the start

of the anal staircase

and the angels kiss

our souls in bliss

measure the extent of a

dizzying descent

down the

anal staircase

take a

hollow point revolver

shoot down the rapids

of your heart

blow the fucking

thing apart

blow the fucking

thing apart

one step

two step

three step

four step

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Cupcake

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and the angels kiss

our souls in bliss

measure the extent

of a dizzying descent

down the

anal staircase

put just one foot on

the staircase

and the next step

you're down here

on this face

and the rapids

of my heart

will tear your

ship of live apart

and we'll

end up wrecked

we'll end up

at the start

of the anal staircase

and the angels kiss

our souls in bliss

measure the extent of a

dizzying descent

down the

anal staircase

take a

hollow point revolver

shoot down the rapids

of your heart

blow the fucking

thing apart

blow the fucking

thing apart

one step

two step

three step

four step

wow that was um.. kinda cool... and juuussstt a tad weird!

:wallbash: i'm only slightly confused! is it a song or a um what?!

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Darus313

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I'm serious.

And apparently...not alone.

Someone needs to write a goth song about butts...something like the dark dariare, covered in fishnets instead of hair...oh I jest

(By Jim Dalton

Lifestyles Writer)

Although the source of lyrical inspiration is often found in childhood experiences, failed relationships, current events, etc., no topic seems to be as popular as human anatomy, namely the butt. Who can argue that Sir Mix-A-Lot's famous rear end anthem, "Baby Got Back" isn't forever cemented into the minds of Americans everywhere?

Sure, it may not exactly be Dylanesque, but Dylan never made a song I wanted to dance to anyway.

Since summer essentially means three things: more parties, less clothing and butt songs, I have complied the definitive top 10 list of tunes that pay homage to the booty.

#10) K.C. and the Sunshine Band, "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty." Since every one of K.C. and the Sunshine Band's songs was about shaking something on the dance floor, it is only right that this song begins the top 10. Many of the hip hop artists of today should thank K.C. for starting the whole booty-shaking song genre.

#9) Freak Nasty, "Da' Dip." The list wouldn't be complete without this gem. Would you expect a guy named Freak Nasty to be on any other top ten list?

#8) Wreckx-n-Effect, "Rump Shaker." Teddy Riley works his New Jack Swing magic on this track. Although the chorus lyrics, "All I wanna do is put my zoom zoom zoom in the boom boom" were probably not the result of an intense writing session, they were catchy as hell.

#7) Salt-n-Pepa, "Shoop." These ladies make butt worship an equal opportunity affair. Understanding the genetic prerequisites, they'd like "to thank your mother for a butt like that."

#6) E.U. "Da' Butt." This song even created a butt dance and inspired the verbal sparring "[Person's name] got a big ole butt/Uhh hun."

#5) Tag Team, "Whoomp! (There it is)." An infectious chorus that makes it impossible not to sing along is this song's best asset. However, 95 South's "Whoot! There It Is" could easily fill this spot since nearly everyone got these two songs confused.

#4) LL Cool J, "Big Ole Butt." The quintessential man of rap music makes his contribution to butt game. Powered by playful lyrics and that COOL J charm, "Big Ole Butt" lays the groundwork for the late '80s and '90s.

#3) Duice, "Daisy Dukes." Resurrecting some old "Dukes of Hazzard" fashion, these bass happy rappers made all of us look to the girls with the Daisy Dukes on.

#2) 2 in a Room, "Wiggle It." Behind a thumping bass line, these one-hit wonders made their mark on the musical world. Doesn't the world need to simply, "Wiggle it/Just a little bit?"

#1) Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Baby Got Back." Without a doubt the biggest and best butt song ever made. The man who likes big butts and cannot lie brought his booty worship to mainstream America. The song even went to No. 1 on the Billboard charts. With lyrics like, "You can do side bends or sit-ups/But please don't lose that butt," how can you go wrong?

http://www.siue.edu/ALESTLE/library/summer....30.99/top.html

http://archive.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/h...ic/91034-1.html

http://healthnews.ediets.com/mens-health/2...songs-ever.html

10 Best Booty Songs -- Ever!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 3 Comments

By Shawn McKee

Staff Writer

Whether you call it a caboose, can, bum, bottom, butt, booty,

buns, bum cakes, buttocks, rump, fanny, arse, ass, humps, lumps, tail or badonkadonk -- that bodacious body part that turns heads and rules the dance floor is the inspiration for a trunk-load of songs rejoicing in the rear-end. It’s time for the 10 best (and a few of the absolute worst) songs celebrating the beauty of the booty.

10. Pitbull’s “Culo,” is an infectious Miami melody that celebrates all those bouncin’ booties way down south. It mixes a Spanish chorus with English verse to unify cultures in their appreciation of curvaceous culos. Me gusta.

9. “Shake Ya Ass,” by Mystikal is a dance-inducing jam in which Mystikal uses his raspy voice and quick delivery to get you to, well, shake your ass.

8. K.C. and the Sunshine Band released "(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty," and that’s exactly what people did. While it probably wasn’t terribly difficult to pen this poetry (the word “shake” accounts for about half of the total lyrics), it did pave the way for a genre of music about shakin’ rump.

7. Wreckx-N-Effect really only had one hit, "Rump Shaker," but in the summer of 1992, you couldn’t turn on the radio without hearing “zoom-a-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.” Also, this is where super producer Pharrell Williams (Neptunes, N.E.R.D.) got his start making people shake their rumps (he also produced “Shake Ya Ass” and a slew of other hits). The birth of a booty balladeer.

6. The 69 Boys’ hit, "Daisy Dukes," paid homage to the tiny jean shorts popularized by none other than Daisy Duke. If you didn’t already know to “look at them girls with the daisy dukes on,” you did after hearing the song. A heartfelt song where a man confesses his truest feelings: “I love the girls with the big ol' booties.”

5. “Big Bottom,” is the funniest song on this list. Spinal Tap, known for their loud speakers and wild live show, crafted this masterful piece of bum-bliss. With lines like, “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo” skillfully rhymed with “pink torpedo,” it’s hard not to acknowledge the genius of this group. Unlike the previous songs on this list, which simply relay the artists’ affinity for the derrière, this is a love song: “I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday.” Beautiful.

4. "Big Ole Butt" is a cautionary tale of what can happen when one is consumed with the big butts of others. Ladies Love Cool James and LL Cool J loves big ole butts. "Big Ole Butt" laid the groundwork for the future of booty jams. But be wary the power of the posterior, as Mr. Cool J puts it, “I know I told you I'd be true, but Tina got a big ole butt -- so I'm leavin' you.” Powerful stuff.

3. The song “Bootylicious” will forever live on in the annals of music, but when Destiny’s Child released this song they didn’t think it would enter into America’s vernacular (check out dictionary.com). Beyonce came up with this word to celebrate the curvy, voluptuous figure of many women. It’s empowering, and when she exclaims “I don't think you're ready for this jelly… 'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe,” you have to wonder, are you ready for that jelly?

2. The numbers don’t lie: Most songs about butts are by rappers. “Fat Bottomed Girls,” on the other hand, is by the classic rock group Queen, which was fronted by one of the most flamboyant lead singers of all time. That being said, it’s a fist-pumpin’, head noddin’, ass-lovin anthem. Freddy Mercury belts this one out over wicked guitar riffs and booming drums that will have you singing, “Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round,” for days after stumbling across this rump requiem.

1. “I like big butts and I cannot lie” -- this is how “Baby Got Back,” by Sir Mix-A-Lot, the quintessential booty ballad begins. This song not only extols the virtues of round rumps, but also expresses Mix-A-Lot’s disdain for “beanpole dames in the magazines.” This one is all about celebrating the booty -- and Mix likes them large -- erecting giant butts to use in his video, it was “booteerific.” So heed the advice of Mr. Mix and “turn around, stick it out -- even white boys got to shout, baby got back!” Truer words were never spoken.

The Bottom of the Barrell

If you’re going to write a jam about jelly, don’t make an ass of yourself (like these buttheads).

If you ever saw MC Hammer’s "Pumps and a Bump" video, I’m sorry. No one wanted to see Hammer in a Speedo, and this was never more evident than when MTV removed the video from its regular rotation. The song itself? It was “wiggity, wiggity wack.”

“You make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing.” Are these the ramblings of a 7-year-old who just found his penis and his dad's Playboy collection? No, sadly, it’s “Ass Like That,” by Eminem. He tries really hard to be funny, but just ends up being completely idiotic.

K-Fed’s “PopoZao” is simply the worst song ever made. Apparently, it’s a tribute to the big booties in Brazil. So in the interest of international diplomacy, America apologizes for Kevin Federline’s stupid song. Sorry, Brazil.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dariare

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Face Down - Shaolyn

http://www.myspace.com/shaolyn1

Electro band... singin bout da bootie...!

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