The icky kid

[Homicidalheathen]

In every class I was ever in, there was...THE ICKY KID.

One smelled like pee. Always. All through elementary. And he ate boogers....and blended into walls. Except for the smell. Hell I can't even remember his name. Wonder what happened to him.

Then there was this other one. Billy. He was just so easy to tease or make fun of he became quite a target for bullies.

Later he started hanging out with my posse of stoners. (big surprise)

He had severe learning disabilities but it went waaay beyond that. Never got dates....

Unless it was from the 'bottom of the pile' so to speak, the girls no one wants.

Once we were all sitting around listening to this WRIF (they have been around for awhile) and this song comes on called 'Heavy Metal' and air guitar had just started making its way into mainstream...

Well we are all so stoned we can't move and this guy jumps up and starts screaming the lyrics and doing this air guitar horribly and pelvis thrusting. It was funny cause he was usually so quiet and shy. I musta laughed for a half an hour.

Ontop of that he is just this, skinny ugly weird looking red neck with HORRIBLE fashion sense.

He started his own buisness and owns a huge house now, takes care of his dad...still single.

[candyman]

In every class I was ever in, there was...THE ICKY KID.

One smelled like pee. Always. All through elementary. And he ate boogers....and blended into walls. Except for the smell. Hell I can't even remember his name. Wonder what happened to him.

Then there was this other one. Billy. He was just so easy to tease or make fun of he became quite a target for bullies.

Later he started hanging out with my posse of stoners. (big surprise)

He had severe learning disabilities but it went waaay beyond that. Never got dates....

Unless it was from the 'bottom of the pile' so to speak, the girls no one wants.

Once we were all sitting around listening to this WRIF (they have been around for awhile) and this song comes on called 'Heavy Metal' and air guitar had just started making its way into mainstream...

Well we are all so stoned we can't move and this guy jumps up and starts screaming the lyrics and doing this air guitar horribly and pelvis thrusting. It was funny cause he was usually so quiet and shy. I musta laughed for a half an hour.

Ontop of that he is just this, skinny ugly weird looking red neck with HORRIBLE fashion sense.

He started his own buisness and owns a huge house now, takes care of his dad...still single.

Hmm...thats actually how I viewed all the popular kids...besides the not getting dates part that is. I have no problem with putting a scent on your body but when it burns the eyes, triggers allergies, or kills surrounding plant life that is just as bad as smelling like urine in my book. The smell should be a faint whisp...and only constant when someones nose is right up to you. And all the "cool" kids would listen to Slipknot and Metallica...two bands with horrible vocals and even more disgusing guitar players...idiots.

I saw alot of these kids at the Cradle of Filth show on saturday. They tend to grow longer, nastier hair after grade school and seem to have baseball caps glued to their heads. I feel bad for staying away from them in the crowd but the heat of the packed crowd combined with their smell could make Satan puke.

[jynxxxedangel]

Our icky kid was named Billy. He always wore the same clothes every day, smelled like mould, and his ears were so dirty, you could grow mushrooms in there.

Even though my family was dirt poor, we were always clean. I don't understand how any parents can let their kids go around so grubby.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh yah I forgot, pee boy had a major lisp as well...I loved hearing him say milk too. It came out 'malk...I want some malk...'

[Simon Bar Sinister]

icky kids start companies like Apple and Microsoft.

[honeymustard02]

icky kids start companies like Apple and Microsoft.

Lmao that's better known as Karma :D

[Homicidalheathen]

And very true.

Cheerleaders end up the trophy wives of the nerds too, unless the jock gets her preggers 5x, moves her into a trailer...and leaves her for the bottle...

[TheGimp]

our icky kid his name was steve and he had a greasy bowl cut of hair hat hun down past his eyes face covered in zits cuz it was so oily yellowish green teeth and smelled like sweat and dirt and constantly dug in his nose lookin for treasure he to eventually became a stoner then moved on to coke then by senior year he droped out nd started workin at BK and Taco Bell supporting his coke and pot habbit then we heard one day ole steve got locked up and was doin 5 years for possesion of a controlled substance and assulting a police officer...

[Homicidalheathen]

our icky kid his name was steve and he had a greasy bowl cut of hair hat hun down past his eyes face covered in zits cuz it was so oily yellowish green teeth and smelled like sweat and dirt and constantly dug in his nose lookin for treasure he to eventually became a stoner then moved on to coke then by senior year he droped out nd started workin at BK and Taco Bell supporting his coke and pot habbit then we heard one day ole steve got locked up and was doin 5 years for possesion of a controlled substance and assulting a police officer...

wow

no bill gates thats for sure

[Der Nister]

This is what happens to that icky kid.

[Rev.Reverence]

This is what happens to that icky kid.

[Der Nister]

Never make fun of the icky kid - he might get his revenge on you one day.

[Rev.Reverence]

Never make fun of the icky kid - he might get his revenge on you one day.

*raises hand*

I was kinda' one of the ikky kiddz...well...I was a furry stinky grease ball....

[candyman]

Hey, I was an icky kid too...and...I didn't get my revenge yet. Yes I would rather turn into Manson than be like this. Why? Because they can like you or hate you, but you piss them all off and make money doing it.