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The Bane of Being 'One of the Guys'

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From what I've seen there are quite a few women on this board like myself; self-assured, attractive, and interested in a great many things that men too are often interested in.

Anyways I went over my coworkers after work this morning (midnight shift, 10-6am) to smoke a bowl. I looked like shit, smelled terrible. It was totally me just hanging out with a coworker to smoke weed and play video games. His girlfriend came over and freaked the fuck out, RUDELY. She wasn't rude directly to me, but the both of them were having an entire conversation about my presence, In my presence.

She was apparently feeling threatened because my CW and I are both into video games and weapons and shit. Anyways my CW made it sound like I begged to come over, even though he invited me to smoke a bowl with him after work. Needless to say I ended up leaving there after 45 minutes. It was a little uncomfortable listening to a couple's argument when I was the root of it.

And this isn't the first time something like this has happened. I constantly need to hit on friend's gf's, I constantly need to give them more attention than the guys I'm actually friends with, because they feel threatened by the fact I'm hanging out with their man all the time. I usually talk about women a lot when they're around to make it seem that I'm gay, but I shouldn't have to. Why can't I chill with some of my boys and play video games? Why do these dumb bitches think I even would WANT their stoner loser boyfriends? As friends they're great, but to be frank they have nothing else going for them.

Anyways, that's my rant. Yet another reason I find it more and more enjoyable to just hang out with myself.

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From what I've seen there are quite a few women on this board like myself; self-assured, attractive, and interested in a great many things that men too are often interested in.

Anyways I went over my coworkers after work this morning (midnight shift, 10-6am) to smoke a bowl. I looked like shit, smelled terrible. It was totally me just hanging out with a coworker to smoke weed and play video games. His girlfriend came over and freaked the fuck out, RUDELY. She wasn't rude directly to me, but the both of them were having an entire conversation about my presence, In my presence.

She was apparently feeling threatened because my CW and I are both into video games and weapons and shit. Anyways my CW made it sound like I begged to come over, even though he invited me to smoke a bowl with him after work. Needless to say I ended up leaving there after 45 minutes. It was a little uncomfortable listening to a couple's argument when I was the root of it.

And this isn't the first time something like this has happened. I constantly need to hit on friend's gf's, I constantly need to give them more attention than the guys I'm actually friends with, because they feel threatened by the fact I'm hanging out with their man all the time. I usually talk about women a lot when they're around to make it seem that I'm gay, but I shouldn't have to. Why can't I chill with some of my boys and play video games? Why do these dumb bitches think I even would WANT their stoner loser boyfriends? As friends they're great, but to be frank they have nothing else going for them.

Anyways, that's my rant. Yet another reason I find it more and more enjoyable to just hang out with myself.

Oh you poor She-Man, if you haven't noticed (and you'd be either illiterate or dumb to have not to yet :tongue:), I am in the same boat. Here is my advice:

Fuck girlfriends, I actually don't use the word "girlfriend" because that would imply that it is easy for anyone, including their own boyfriends, to befriend them. I call them Ruiners. Rarely have I ran across a tolerable Ruiner, and my guess is that you are having the same trouble as I am because most incredibly feminine females do not realize exactly how illogical and crazy they can get to be. Here is my word of advice: Tell them to fuck off. It will probably get your guy friend to be dumped by said crazy bitch, which may or may not cause him to stop talking to you. If he stops talking to you, this means he was probably a spineless pussy-whipped pansy in the first place, he should be thanking you, and if this is the case you didn't want to be his friend anyway. If he turns around and thanks you, then you know that you have just released said poor prison from the evil and selfish clutches of his Succubus Ruiner, pat yourself on the back because you have just done a great service to your guy friend and also to humanity, one crazy Ruiner down, millions more to go, but it's a start, right?

And seriously, tell the bitch how you feel, uhmm girls like the word "feelings" and talk about them a lot even though it gets nothing done at all for anyone in the world and most likely everyone will take her discussion over "feelings" as incessant bitching and attention fishing. And how exactly is it that you feel? That she's a crazy and illogical bitch, address it the problem exactly like that.

Just my word of advice, I've been through this with every guy friend I have, which would be all of my friends, including my current boyfriend with his crazy fucking ex that would get into fights with him over things like not cooking a slice of bacon correctly and the proper technique on how to skip a fucking stone on water. I wasn't even dating the skank and I can recall a few times where I almost slapped her, it was EVERY fucking 20 minutes with her, just non-stop bitching and fighting. She even threw a child-like temper tantrum one time when we were hiking in the woods, figuring that people would "feel sorry" (see, the word feel? reoccuring theme with women) for her and come rushing just because Pestilence said something that shouldn't have even phased anyone with an emotional age higher then five. The minute she stormed off screaming, "I'm going to get lost in the woods and DIE and it will be all YOUR fault!" all of us men gave each other a high-five and a pat on the back. Sadly, she came back about three minutes later upon realizing that nobody was going to buy her childish girly bullshit.

So with consistant training and constant putting down, you can get your guy friends' Ruiners to either behave or break-up with them, either result is desirable. Post sounds mean, but you try going through this same bullshit with every male friend that you ever try to hang out with, e-jewell will vouch for that obviously. And it's all 100% true, works like a charm every single time, and it's also very true that with every friendship I've had with men, ALL GIRLFRIENDS have been this crazy, with the exception of maybe 5...TOPS. Also, encouraging your male friend to let his balls drop and to stand up to his woman is very helpful.

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If it's a good friend, I'll say something. But he's just a coworker, you know? We had never hung out before, just talked about video games and swords and weed on smoke breaks. His girlfriend even knew me, she works at the same place only a different shift. Females are fucking crazy, man.

Plus I was kicking his ass in Soul Caliber, we were just hanging having some fun. Wouldn't that be evidence enough that there was nothing else going on, nor that anything else was going to happen? In my eyes, that makes it rather obvious that I'm a gamer geek and just like hanging with others of the same.

Whatever.... its us against the world, cher. Fighting crazy cumdumpsters all around. :wallbash:

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If it's a good friend, I'll say something. But he's just a coworker, you know? We had never hung out before, just talked about video games and swords and weed on smoke breaks. His girlfriend even knew me, she works at the same place only a different shift. Females are fucking crazy, man.

Plus I was kicking his ass in Soul Caliber, we were just hanging having some fun. Wouldn't that be evidence enough that there was nothing else going on, nor that anything else was going to happen? In my eyes, that makes it rather obvious that I'm a gamer geek and just like hanging with others of the same.

Whatever.... its us against the world, cher. Fighting crazy cumdumpsters all around. :wallbash:

I know, it's hard being awesome, you always have haters, and by haters, I mean crazy bitches who try to make your life miserable. Stick with it, and just know that YOU'RE not illogical, they are. It's definately NOT easy, and you're a bit younger than me, so I'll give you a hint and tell you that it gets MUCH worse...because men start to marry said women, which is something I will never understand in all my life. Hookers are much cheaper, do more in bed, are more attractive, only want your money instead of your soul, and bitch a lot less.

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I try very hard not to hang out with or date jealous people of either gender. It's just hassle and drama waiting to happen and I care for none of it. And let me just reiterate for those who missed it elsewhere - Video games suck. Except for Wii Sports and Wii Fit. :p

Do you like how I just made this about me instead of you?

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Do you like how I just made this about me instead of you?

Take note, e-jewell, classic girly behavior: bitching about something as awesome and manly as video games while turning everything around to make the world all about him :p.

*RUNS FROM THREAD!!! :tongue:*

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:starwars: You like how I just made the thread once about me then about you into a pokemon battle?

I CHALLENGE YOU!

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RONALD MCDONALD, GO!

USE YOUR FLESH-CRAVE AND EAT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DEAD!

If McDonald's had that picture hanging in their front window...SO would eat there more.

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At least I don't whine about non-existent weight issues all day long... :harhar:

I don't whine about non-existant weight issues either...I'm a big tubby-ass flabby mo fo. I'm so fat, the weight ticker in my signature broke :tongue:.

*runs some more! (I get some damn good exercise running from these threads, that's for damn sure)*

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Well, my point boils down to this... I enjoy the company of men, as if I were a man. Females are uncomfortable with the prospect of one of their own gender being enjoyed entirely for their personality, with no sexual attachment, and think that it is grounds for a potential romance.

I guess it could be worse. My coworker could have a crush on me or something, in which case I never would have gone over there.

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thats understandable...i dunno what to say really ive had a few friends that were tomboys and nothing more the situation with you however was fliped floped id go to my friends house and bring a six pack and shed have a joint rolled and wed chill and watch MTV or VH1 or sumthin and drink and smoke and her b/f would get pissed...that was about it they only real affection we showed was a hug hello or good bye but the b/f had no trust in her nor me and would think i was always tryin to fuck her or she was tryin to fuck me...or sumthin along those lines

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Well, my point boils down to this... I enjoy the company of men, as if I were a man. Females are uncomfortable with the prospect of one of their own gender being enjoyed entirely for their personality, with no sexual attachment, and think that it is grounds for a potential romance.

I guess it could be worse. My coworker could have a crush on me or something, in which case I never would have gone over there.

Some people just don't get it.

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Totally understand.. It happened all the time with Me male friends...

I had one workmate in particular that I would smoke with a few years ago & his Wife would do the same damn thing...

She thought he was bringing Me over to be her friend... When the truth was, I couldn't stand the bitch.. So when she figured out that I got along with him famously, & we {her & I} had nothing in common, she would bitch at him right in front of Me, yes about Me & I would feel sooo awkward... Or she would pull him into another room.....

Even when I brought Me Rev with Me to hang out with them, she still acted weird about me being around... It's not my fault her husband got along with Me better than her on a friendly level.. I'm just a cool chick like that :biggrin:

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