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My favorite amusing death was a couple was on safari in Africa. The husband took a lot of photographs. At one point he came to a family of lions and started taking pictures. That didn't bother them. HOWEVER, one cub was a little bit hidden by another one so the husband asked his wife to re-arrange them. The mother being nearby, you can guess the end of this story.

Darwinism at it's best.

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There was a marathon of this show last night on Spike tv. One episode I caught had the story of the chick who got gigantic, cheap breast implants. She got on a plane and when it reached a certain altitude, her implants started expanding until they exploded. It was hilarious!

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Hadn't watched this in a while... just as hysterical as ever. I actually remember the dumbass trying to rob the gun shop. Seems like they're doing more that have a sexual theme... the biker chick brought back some memories. Good thing Tokagemaru's bike had the top box.

And what kind of tame raccoons do they have in Russia, anyway? How the hell could some drunk-ass actually catch a raccoon?

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I love this show. My fav is where the lonely, weird guy see's a porn mag that instructs him how having sex with a electrified cow's heart is like "the real thing", so he goes and get's the cow's heart, hooks it up to like a car battery, but he turns the juice on the battery up way too high and as a result he was fried. Nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXRTLVl3fl4 I love the gross details of this one! Sick.

Oh yea, and the one where the lady binds and gags herself for her hubby who is at work but they are doing like a webchat. She plans on leaving herself gagged and tied up until he gets home, meanwhile he gets to let himself build up by watching her on the cam do this to herself, well all of a sudden, she's tied to a chair with tape on her mouth and hubby's watching, in her house walks a burglar, (man he was so happy to see she was already immobilized) Anyway, he get's in her face and he has like garlic breath, she ends up vomiting in her mouth, but because she is gagged she cannot release the shit, and as a result choke's to death on her own puke.

That makes me want to think twice about the next time I decide to bind and gag myself just for shits and giggles! (JK)

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That makes me want to think twice about the next time I decide to bind and gag myself just for shits and giggles! (JK)

Yeah just ask David Caradine. You just gotta have someone with you while doing that for safety purposes.

This has been a safe sex public service annoucment.

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