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The clip where the broad is trying and trying to get into that parking spot...

I think I would have jumped out of my car, and taken over the task, as well, had I been the guy sitting there waiting! :rofl: Her reaction to him commandeering her car is PRICELESS!! :rofl:

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I was gonna comment on one aspect that tied all the clips together but thing I will refrain.

I'm still trying to figure out how that driver managed to flipped her van by simply pulling in between two gates. *smacks forehead*

Le donne al volante + imbranate di youtube - woman drive!

...was the heading...I think we can comment ;) on the HORRID EUROPEAN WOMEN DRIVERS! :biggrin:

......SO...am I lame for turning the music UP?

*waves hands in the air*

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I am probably the worst offender when it comes to making fun of women drivers...but I think that comes from my background...

I never let the lady drive when on a date...and I always drive to visit her no matter what the distance is...part of that is because I am nice...the other part is because of those clips...I have seen come shit like that happen and yes it was always a woman behind the wheel...and once it was my girlfriend...

and i can totally do that move in the last clip...in a minivan...

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Bah! You know how the lady folk can be when making comments about gender stuff. =P

...I don't care!

....O_M_G posted it...SHE has tits...& is MY choice for #1 TRUSTED-DRIVER ;)

..A N D...I can not even DRIVE...so...yeah :rofl: they can just laugh WITH me!

...I had to watch it AGAIN just now...

..haha...

...AH.haahaahaahaaaaa....

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:rofl:

The clip where the broad is trying and trying to get into that parking spot...

I think I would have jumped out of my car, and taken over the task, as well, had I been the guy sitting there waiting! :rofl: Her reaction to him commandeering her car is PRICELESS!! :rofl:

Yep.. That one was Me favorite :hrhr:

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You won't offend me, when commenting on women drivers. 99% of the worst ones I've ever seen have been FEMALE, and of "yankee," or foreign (usually middle eastern) descent. Yep, I'm one of those southerners who thinks most "flatlanders" are turnips. Call me a southern elitist, racist, misogynist, or whatever. I only call things as I have experienced them. :rofl:

Glad my dad began to teach me to drive, and how to take care of a car, when I was 6. Of course, my dad was a certified wrench, too. ;)

When in a relationship, I ALWAYS prefer daddy to drive, in spite of being an excellent driver, myself. I'm old-fashioned (which translates to most northerners as being a "Stepford wife").

*hits "add reply," and waits to receive lumps for my previous comments* :rofl: :rofl:

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You won't offend me, when commenting on women drivers. 99% of the worst ones I've ever seen have been FEMALE, and of "yankee," or foreign (usually middle eastern) descent. Yep, I'm one of those southerners who thinks most "flatlanders" are turnips. Call me a southern elitist, racist, misogynist, or whatever. I only call things as I have experienced them. :rofl:

Glad my dad began to teach me to drive, and how to take care of a car, when I was 6. Of course, my dad was a certified wrench, too. ;)

When in a relationship, I ALWAYS prefer daddy to drive, in spite of being an excellent driver, myself. I'm old-fashioned (which translates to most northerners as being a "Stepford wife").

*hits "add reply," and waits to receive lumps for my previous comments* :rofl: :rofl:

WHAT?!?! A woman calling out other women? Not allowed! You have just started a large crack in the foundation of republican morals!

You need to back to the south, tell all the women to suck up their pride and let the dude drive, and allow people like me to get to the Keys without shitting ourselves all the way there...

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WHAT?!?! A woman calling out other women? Not allowed! You have just started a large crack in the foundation of republican morals!

You need to back to the south, tell all the women to suck up their pride and let the dude drive, and allow people like me to get to the Keys without shitting ourselves all the way there...

:rofl::cry:rofl::cry:rofl:

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The dramatic difference between men and women in hand/eye coordination suggests that women drive far fewer miles than NHTSA estimates.

Women pilots have a crash rate four times higher than men pilots.

Women truckers have a crash rate six times higher than men truckers.

NHTSA data suggests that women drivers are only 70% more likely than men drivers to have a fatal accident.

NHTSA data suggests that a man who drinks and drives increases his probability of having an accident by 4% and ignores that sober women drivers have a probability of having an accident equivalent to that of men drivers with a BAC = 0.12.

NHTSA data suggests that if only men drove:

Traffic accidents would decrease only 22%.

Only 9,159 lives would be saved each year.

Only 330,000 lives would be saved over the next 30 years.

Only $44 billion per year would be saved in crash repair costs.

Their data suggests that if only women drove:

There would be 23,879 more traffic fatalities each year.

There would be 7,674 more women killed each year.

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A light-hearted look at why men shouldn't get angry with women drivers may be found on the Internet:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough to make him hang his arm out his window and 'flip the woman off'.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I **always** smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day, and of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an eight-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number cars that I pass every day to something like 36,000.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% of women describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ..... I think not!

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A light-hearted look at why men shouldn't get angry with women drivers may be found on the Internet:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough to make him hang his arm out his window and 'flip the woman off'.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I **always** smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day, and of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an eight-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number cars that I pass every day to something like 36,000.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% of women describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that every single day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Flip one off? ..... I think not!

:rofl:good funny! I really DO love it when they put math into jokes!

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