Homicidalheathen Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 Museum openings are usually pretty muted affairs – but not when you invite a man who can turn himself into a cat and someone who thinks he is a lizard. With a contortionist along for good measure, and a mini Elvis, few guests at the launch of tonight's newest exhibition space in London should be bored – at least not with the entertainment. Stalking Cat, aka American computer repair man Dennis Avner, 50, is the world's 'most modified man' and has had surgery to create a feline cleft lip and a flat, upturned nose. He has also had tiger stripes tattooed on his body and fixes synthetic whiskers to a piercing through his lip every day. Stalking Cat says it is his Native American beliefs that have driven him to transform himself into his totem animal – a tiger. Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum has a collection of more than 500 oddities, including a display of human shrunken heads from Ecuador and a copy of The Last Supper painted on a grain of rice. Among other odd exhibits is a Mini Cooper which has been covered in a million Swarovski crystals. 'It was made by an English couple, now living in Canada, and is the finest “art car” in the world. And yes it can be driven,' said Edward T Meyer of Ripley Entertainment. Other oddball guests at the opening in Piccadilly include Caprice and Jordan, believe it or not... http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?M...p;in_page_id=34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Nister Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 There was no saving him...........really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitsMcGee Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Some people are really strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 what a tard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I've seen this guy on plenty of TV shows, imo he just looks gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I think it's great Yeah, maybe he seems a tad off his rocker, but at least he knows who he is... Unlike most people I have met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 There was no saving him...........really. ...so are you saying that this is an improvement? I THINK IT IS! .....but Lizard-man is WAY COOLER! Holding scissors with his tongue (it is split)... Being a freak...with wire through his nose to his mouth... Prestigious head shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Lol freaks n tards welcome here. I personally like lizard man better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yeah, The lizard guy is waaaaay hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 What jobs do people like this get? First the job would have to pay enough to do this kinda stuff...and then it would have to accept you as a worker after its all done! I have places yell at me for having a mohawk, which I am willing to change if they ask me the right way. I have also been told by multiple companies that my ONE tattoo means that I will have to go in for exams to determine my personality and a check to see what gangs use that tattoo. I don't really think that this guy I gross...its odd for sure...I would probably put the money toward some really nice tattoos if I had it. But one thing that bothers me is that we live in a world where it is not ok to have tattoos. People are not willing to accept symbols for what they really mean, only what the media tells them. The same goes for piercings, except for the fact that most companies allow women to have piercings but men cannot have them. Now, I give this guy credit for doing this...but how the hell is anyone going to accept tattoos and piercings as ok when they see stuff like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I dunno. An artist of some sort...a performer? Pimp...dealer...it would pay off to be scary looking for either of those jobs. Bartender...sure is a conversation starter. Taxi driver...fare would think twice about holding you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 What jobs do people like this get? First the job would have to pay enough to do this kinda stuff...and then it would have to accept you as a worker after its all done! I have places yell at me for having a mohawk, which I am willing to change if they ask me the right way. I have also been told by multiple companies that my ONE tattoo means that I will have to go in for exams to determine my personality and a check to see what gangs use that tattoo. I don't really think that this guy I gross...its odd for sure...I would probably put the money toward some really nice tattoos if I had it. But one thing that bothers me is that we live in a world where it is not ok to have tattoos. People are not willing to accept symbols for what they really mean, only what the media tells them. The same goes for piercings, except for the fact that most companies allow women to have piercings but men cannot have them. Now, I give this guy credit for doing this...but how the hell is anyone going to accept tattoos and piercings as ok when they see stuff like this? Well...next to THESE guys.....a bit of Celtic Tribal Woad Style tattooed on my face will look a WHOLE lot less odd...& a hell of allot more understandable ...don't you think? ...& they make appearances places/on T.V. for money......cool job...I have seen them both & several others on many shows..from Taboo to Ripley's Believe It Or NOT...& similar programs... Lizard Man also has a stable job as a freak...he does a whole bunch of "weird shit"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Well...next to THESE guys.....a bit of Celtic Tribal Woad Style tattooed on my face will look a WHOLE lot less odd...& a hell of allot more understandable ...don't you think? ...& they make appearances places/on T.V. for money......cool job...I have seen them both & several others on many shows..from Taboo to Ripley's Believe It Or NOT...& similar programs... Lizard Man also has a stable job as a freak...he does a whole bunch of "weird shit"... Ah...the old freak job...I can tolerate up to 3 hours of country music...does that qualify me as a freak? And a Woad tattoo would be awesome...but, not that I am against face tattoo, I would rather do that with paints and keep people guessing. ...I want my tattoos! But I haz no money...nobody wants my guitar package!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted February 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/one_more_piercing.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/one_more_piercing.htm That is.. Umm.. Extreme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 she'd be a verry attractive young lass with a little toned down on percings side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 I would never do these, but they are interesting..... The under the skin ones totally weird Me out.. They make Me feel queezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 his face looks like an arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Ahh...subdermals...beautiful, well, except for the insane swelling at first and the fact that they almost always shift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Az_ Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Some people are really strange Usually I would say that the one's that aren't strange are the scary ones. But..... eeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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freydis Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 What jobs do people like this get? First the job would have to pay enough to do this kinda stuff...and then it would have to accept you as a worker after its all done! I have places yell at me for having a mohawk, which I am willing to change if they ask me the right way. I have also been told by multiple companies that my ONE tattoo means that I will have to go in for exams to determine my personality and a check to see what gangs use that tattoo. I don't really think that this guy I gross...its odd for sure...I would probably put the money toward some really nice tattoos if I had it. But one thing that bothers me is that we live in a world where it is not ok to have tattoos. People are not willing to accept symbols for what they really mean, only what the media tells them. The same goes for piercings, except for the fact that most companies allow women to have piercings but men cannot have them. Now, I give this guy credit for doing this...but how the hell is anyone going to accept tattoos and piercings as ok when they see stuff like this? Lizardman is a circus performer. Catman works from home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Gawd if one of my kids came home like this...I would have to pull mom rank. Just have too. WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO YOURSELF??? I would never do these, but they are interesting..... The under the skin ones totally weird Me out.. They make Me feel queezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 I really have to wonder how some of these people eat things...and chew their food. I looks like the guy with the big disks would have to put all his meals in a blender and use a straw to eat them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted February 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 I was wondering how peirced face girl gives head...when I posted that. LOL You would have to be into genitorture go want a blow job from that girl. All those backing scraping..yikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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