Homicidalheathen Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 A calendar...I have a phone and puter for that. A watch, I have my phone for that now. a typewriter Personnally prefer a HANDwritting note pad, but my sig other uses his phone...it even has a screen/pen and NOTEPAD feature! oh and an alarm clock, I use my phone in case the electricity goes off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Stamps.. Online you can pay your bills as well as write your peoples... Though, getting a letter in the nail is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 my right hand, thanks to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Interesting topic post. *ponders* Phone book...(internet) Many aspects of the Library... (internet for the most part.) Soon even paper media as a whole will be irrelevant (to developed nations) once a Kindle-like device becomes more affordable... Or all this tech finally merges into one computer/phone/book/gaming device like has been long predicted and is well on its way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 my right hand, thanks to what is that thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 what is that thing? It's male masturbation device with rollers. I saw it posted somewhere. Though the idea putting Mr. Elephant's trunk into a mechanical roller system like that, no matter how soft and lubed, makes me cringe just a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Television. I can watch most of the series, specials, and made-for-TV feature films I want to see on the internet. Hard copy magazines and newspapers are quite useless, as well. As are most retail stores. I also use the internet more than my telephone, for communicating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 It's male masturbation device with rollers. I saw it posted somewhere. Though the idea putting Mr. Elephant's trunk into a mechanical roller system like that, no matter how soft and lubed, makes me cringe just a bit. That is really what it is? Wow, my grandma has a really old thing like that but its made for crushing things that need to be crushed for cooking...like nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitsMcGee Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 That is really what it is? Wow, my grandma has a really old thing like that but its made for crushing things that need to be crushed for cooking...like nuts... Seems grams nut crusher wasn't too far off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted March 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 It's male masturbation device with rollers. I saw it posted somewhere. Though the idea putting Mr. Elephant's trunk into a mechanical roller system like that, no matter how soft and lubed, makes me cringe just a bit. yah um no. No rollers for the penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Seems grams nut crusher wasn't too far off. Yeah, they would get sucked right into that thing... It does look like it would roll out some nice homemade pasta though... ...but only if it has not been used before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Muskets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 I still have a fair amount of use for paper media since the computer, no matter how I'm sitting, is still several levels of magnitude less comfortable to read at/with than a book/magazine is. Also, magazines in particular help me "stay focused" and not get distracted to other subjects so easily the way internet articles seem to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeuron Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Muskets I'm scared... if Phee ever had a need to have a musket...what has he replaced it with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 Using a Palm (and as soon as the appropriate software comes out for iPod Touch,) has eliminated the need for me to carry around a half a dozen books on rounds, having references to access at a moments notice, and even some record keeping. I can lock the device so that data can't be accessed if it is lost, which beats losing papers with the same data somewhere in the hospital. I also keep it on my person where I do a "pat check," where I pat myself down to make sure I have certain things on me. (wallet, phone, PDA, keys, meds.) While I have many texts and references on .pdf and other document files, I can't give up my books completely. Anyone who has been to my place has seen the 6 bookshelves loaded with books of various sorts. Somehow, after reading Fahrenheit 451, it just seems terrifying not to have a real book in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttogreh Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 It appears that I am a bit of a luddite. I prefer my news on newspaper, and rarely shop online. Of course, I maintained a newspaper route for fifteen years. See, that's one thing that I worry about. Kindles cost money, while a day old newspaper can be found anywhere. I once read (in best of Craigslist, how ironic) that the weather report for the literate homeless was the most important piece of news in a newspaper. Of course, I suppose with technology, we ought to focus on eliminating homelessness, and let day old newspapers take care of themselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOsakaKoneko Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Television. I actually didn't own one from summer 07 until just last month. I haven't used it once since I got it (for free from family) and rarely used the one I owned the 3 years from 04-07. I only took this one in case I get a Wii. I don't have an alarm clock anymore. Use my cell. Don't get a newspaper, read online. But I prefer real books. I do read a lot online, on Gutenberg, but I will always prefer having a real book in hand. I love the smell of books...nothing like walking into a library, especially in the deep stacks. Mmmm.... I love STUFF, so I still have a lot of stuff I don't necessarily really need, but hey - I like stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted March 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 true, it is better also to print out a story and go read it on the couch when your back hurts. No waiting at the library... It hinders tho to. I know someone illiterate who uses cd's...no need to read these days I guess for some people. oh and I think my puter will talk to me so I don't have to read...well, I know it will cause I messed with my setting once, it drove me nuts...had to turn that shit off. I still have a fair amount of use for paper media since the computer, no matter how I'm sitting, is still several levels of magnitude less comfortable to read at/with than a book/magazine is. Also, magazines in particular help me "stay focused" and not get distracted to other subjects so easily the way internet articles seem to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Checks... I use my debit card for shopping and pay almost all of my bills online or have auto withdrawal. Note pads, planner, and suchlike items my horrific memory used to require me to tote around. Keep it all on my Treo now. I still have a fair amount of use for paper media since the computer, no matter how I'm sitting, is still several levels of magnitude less comfortable to read at/with than a book/magazine is. Also, magazines in particular help me "stay focused" and not get distracted to other subjects so easily the way internet articles seem to. Me too... for whatever reason it's hard for me to read anything of any length online. And reading manga online gives me major eyestrain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Nister Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Candles - we have electricity. Horse and buggy - we now have cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pomba gira Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 OK... I need some clarification here. Is this supposed to be: (a) things that you, personally, once used often but no longer do? or (b) just generally archaic things that are no longer widely used? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaf The Horse With Tears Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Yep, toss all that stuff... I'm going to wait for the next power outage (being in the lightning capital of the western hemisphere makes one appreciate the old stuff)... then I am going to light a candle, read a book and keep track of time on my wind up alarm clock. You guys can go looting/panic/wander around helplessly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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