Sex, Lies, and Photoshop

[Msterbeau]

http://video.nytimes.com/video/2009/03/09/...-photoshop.html

[candyman]

Boo! Let them keep doing it...because of their Lies I can at least think about Sex and I would probably kill my computer trying to use Photoshop on my own...

[Msterbeau]

I don't want to look at zits if I don't have to. I always take them out of the shots I process. :-) Unless I'm in a hurry. :-)

[Ice Queen (1)]

I am far from perfect, but my sexiness, needs no retouching

pictures on the other hand, sometimes more then others

[n0Mad]

but my sexiness, needs no retouching

I'll tell Chuck to only touch you once then. No retouching allowed.

[StormKnight (1)]

I just need some pictures of myself where I *don't* look like I have a board up my ass. Don't think Photoshop can help that. Quaaludes, maybe. Cuddling with an appropriate female, definitely. But not Photoshop.

Edit to add: I am going to let this neander over to Pictures/Photos. It is news, but I think we can give more discussion of the merits/disadvantages there.

Edited April 16, 2009 by StormKnight

[candyman]

Photoshop does nothing for me either. Before I cut my hair and lost the sideburns it could make me look like Wolverine...but now they would need to work on my pictures for hours...it would also help if someone took a picture of me with a decent camera since I never have appeared through the lens of something costing more than $30.

[Ice Queen (1)]

Spook, I will kill you!

I'm addictive, once you've touched me......

Edited April 16, 2009 by Ice Queen

[Saint Germain]

[TitsMcGee]

I remember a few years ago Jamie Lee Curtis took a stand on retouching photos. She was on the cover of the AARP magazine with a completely natural picture, no retouching at all; she still looked damn good.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Are they going to make a disclaimer for the photos??

Oooo, how about :These people are uglier than they appear

[n0Mad]

Are they going to make a disclaimer for the photos??

Oooo, how about :These people are uglier than they appear

I was Photoshopped once ... it was great.

[StormKnight (1)]

I think with my skin complexion and the skin tones, I would drive the Photoshop person nuts trying to get anything to work.

[Msterbeau]

I think with my skin complexion and the skin tones, I would drive the Photoshop person nuts trying to get anything to work.

No. We are gods.

[jynxxxedangel]

I have tried to view the clip seven times, and it won't load. I keep getting the advertisements, and that's it.

Can someone explain the gist of it to me? I are curious.

Edited April 17, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[jynxxxedangel]

OOH! I like the second Photoshopped version of the t-shirt, better! Me wants!!!!

She who makes food, makes the rules!! The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, after all..

[n0Mad]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, after all..

I thought the way to a man's heart was through his chest before he's lowered into a flaming pit of lava.

"Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh! "

[taysteewonderbunny]

I thought the way to a man's heart was through his chest before he's lowered into a flaming pit of lava.

"Bali Mangthi Kali Ma. Shakthi Degi Kali Ma. Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, shakthi deh! "

And that, I suppose, is your gentle way of telling me my macaroni and cheese gave you heartburn.