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This just in: my car gets 18144 furlongs to the hogshead. Yay!

Well played.

Recently I realized that a can of soda has 12 ounces, and there are 12 cans in a case, making 144 ounces. That's gross.

I didn't measure my achievement by a specific post count, but rather I realized I was an official DGN post whore when I surpassed FarrIL in postings. That was a momentous occasion. But now that she's all but vanished, it's not too hard to do.

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oh dear theyve all overtaken me or are in the process off

Nobody will overtake you, except for ME. It's my job.

*stabs the staff of a rebel flag into Wreckie's perfectly-round (and I do mean perfect), fishbelly-white left butt cheek* :stuart:

YAYYYYYY TWB!!!! Welcome to my world. :p Misery loves company.

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Hurry up then! You only have 25 to go, looks like.

This just in: "The price of cheese is down."

MOUSEBENDER:

Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmond Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

WENSLEYDALE:

Peckish, sir?

MOUSEBENDER:

Esurient.

WENSLEYDALE:

Eh?

MOUSEBENDER:

(In a broad Yorkshire accent) Eee I were all hungry, like.

WENSLEYDALE:

Ah, hungry.

MOUSEBENDER:

In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

WENSLEYDALE:

Come again?

MOUSEBENDER:

I want to buy some cheese.

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