Homicidalheathen Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Inmate Can't Change Name to 'Sinner' Jonathan L. Thomas cited his Norse religion in seeking the new name, saying he "is a heathen and Thor is his 'High God.'" But Lancaster County District Judge Steve Burns said Thomas' reasons do not satisfy the legal requirements. Government agencies need to closely track Thomas because of his criminal record and because there are three child-support cases against him, Burns said. In his ruling, Burns wrote, "Simply because a person is a Christian, a Jew or a Muslim, they do not change their name to Moses." http://news.aol.com/article/inmate-name-change-sinner/454028 bizzare baby names quote: In 2007, Sweden refused to allow a couple to name their daughter "Metallica," after the rock group above. Under the newly relaxed rules, Metallica is perfectly acceptable. Parents still can't give their kids swear words for names or call them God, Allah or Devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Why the hell would you want to name your baby Metallica?!?! I would not want to tell my child that I named them after a really crappy band full of retards. Also...why on earth would someone that is following Norse mythology choose the name 'sinner'? Is he an idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Why the hell would you want to name your baby Metallica?!?! I would not want to tell my child that I named them after a really crappy band full of retards. Also...why on earth would someone that is following Norse mythology choose the name 'sinner'? Is he an idiot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampyrerin Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Either way you can legally name your child whatever and still call them whatever stupid name you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Fine...my son will be known as Sex Pistol and I will name my daughter The Violent Femme...and my bastard son Rancid because he will show his angst by not bathing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I don't care much for Metallica either. The one album I liked, I found out the producer tweeked things so much it made all the difference...I heard them live, they sucked that time...I hear they have gotten better though. If it were not a lame band name, it might actually be cool. Nevaeh is now most popular its heaven backwards started by the lead singer of P.O.D. it is presumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitsMcGee Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Either way you can legally name your child whatever and still call them whatever stupid name you want. Actually in counties like Australia, you have to check with the government before you name your baby to see if the name is appropriate. It has saved some kid from being named Lulu the huluhoop queen. And I'm not kidding on that one. Frankly I think it should be done in this country, it would stop a lot of kids from being tormented because their parents were morons and wanted to name their kid Hans Solo or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Welcome to Miwaukee...A woman named Marijuana plays it straight - and wins Full Story Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. "I'm about to arrest this person right now," the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. "She's telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson." It's the truth. Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman embraces them as a symbol of her struggle to succeed and to help other children overcome obstacles. No Mary or Mary Jane or Mary Wanda for her. It's Marijuana, thank you, she's told bosses, co-workers and friends over the years, and even wore it on nametags at work. This tall, striking, self-assured, motorcycle-riding woman is a schoolteacher with a master's degree in higher education administration. Soon, she'll start work on her doctorate. All of her achievement came despite that smoky, carbonated name. And partly because of it. No one named Marijuana Pepsi gets lost in the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 OMG she sounds like she is from the D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vampyrerin Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 My Uncle is a nurse and he told me once of twins being name Lemongello and Orangello. Which sound like Lemon Jello and Orange Jello. Craziness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOsakaKoneko Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 My mother once taught a girl named Crystal Lear. .... Crystal Shanda Lear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted May 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 About the first guy.... Mother fucker outta get 20 lashes for trying to steal my namesake! Bend over and TAKE IT SIDEWAYS BITCH! For I am the one, the only...and the origional HEATHEN bitch and non shall outdo me. Yah. so there. I changed my middle name to Rochelle. It was sue. I got tired of people singing A BOY NAMED SUE to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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