The Greatest Rapper of all time is.....

[DarkChylde]

great, now this song by "naughty by nature" is stuck in my head :doh

Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho.

[Vater Araignee]

Phee, you ain't a fresh MC like me

Fresh Kid T

from Detroit, my exploits put you to shame

phee should be changed to pee as your new username

I get the ho's, I got the clothes

I got special nylon cleanex for when I blow my nose

when I go to shows, me and mine are in front rows

my speakers are bose, my rhymes are prose

little piggy went to the market when you play with my toes

peace, I'm out suckas

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Ya shouldn't be dissin on masta phee or some Juggalo might bust out with....

Black Sunday that was funny, but in a sad way.

Ya remind me of rhymin way back in the day.

I think I was fore and in preschool,

When flowing like a lame ass was really dam cool.

I know it was great wile it was in ya head

But when it came out it fell flat dead.

I don't want you to make make another disaster

So pay attention, take heed, and listen to a master

'Cause I treat the mike like a coochie and get freaky on it.

My skill is pure talent so I don't have to hone it

I own it

And bone it

To make the brain cum.

Ya know ya wanna learn so come and get some

Yea ya wanna lot of what I got

And your begging me "Please treat me like a twat"

But that's not what I'm settin out to do,

I just want to educate you.

So learn from me or I'll let lose my daughter

And we get to see a six year old lead you to the slaughter.

[JaneDead]

[Vater Araignee]

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thank ya

Me thinks I'm finna put it on a phat beat and start a new thread BATTLE

[phee]

That rocks Vater.... Murder go Round

[Paper Hearts]

Actually, I've been sort of Particular to Tom Tom Club as well. They recorded some early Rap songs (1981).

[Vater Araignee]

That rocks Vater.... Murder go Round

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Thanks.

A few days before I had just gotten done writing that battle hook. (maybe one of these days I'll go get my mouth blown out)

Any way ya know I just could not resist using it when I saw BS doing that Blondie style rap with a c in front.

Hay BS are you a Man from mars eating cars and bars? :grin

[phee]

Do you eat up Monopoly and shit out Connect 4?

[Vater Araignee]

Do you eat up Monopoly and shit out Connect 4?

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What is a jug..?

What the fuck? Connect 4?

Man that shit is whack!

Did you ever check out my Slang Dictionary entry for Juggalo?

[phee]

You got the reference WOOT!

[Vater Araignee]

How ya gonna fuck with a wicked clown?

[phee]

Send yo mother right up to the sto...tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!

[Vater Araignee]

If i was a faygo at one of our shows

i'd fly through the air into an ocean of juggalo's

[Guest Megalicious]

Run Dmc

Dosh

Sole

Sage Francis

Slug

Eyedea

Josh Martinze

OR ANYTHING OFF THE ANTICON LABEL FOR THAT MATTER

pigon John

The grouch

Eligh

and most of the other LIVING LEGENDS!

The Mistic Jouneymen

buck 65

swollen Members

AWOL

2 mex

WEST COAST UNDERGROUND BABY !!!! LOL holy shit did i just type that lol

[Slept with ghost]

i dont know who the greatest rapper of all time but i can tell you it sure as hell isnt me

[Vater Araignee]

i dont know who the greatest rapper of all time

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Thats 'cause ya never heard the O.G.G. G.R (aka Vater Araignee)

[Black Sunday9]

Vater I couldn't help but notice an error in your post, so I decided to go ahead and fix it.....

Thats 'cause ya never heard Fresh Kid T aka Black Sunday aka the greatest rapper of all time.

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[Vater Araignee]

Vater I couldn't help but notice an error in your post, so I decided to go ahead and fix it.....

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[Troy Spiral (13)]

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

[Vater Araignee]

If you took every cut mix alot did and put them back to back with no pauses in between youd have one 4 hour long song

[Black Sunday9]

Vater you're a hater, I don't mind I'm chillin in metropolis

My rhymes are like a blade that cut open your esophagus

I'm the Polish rapper that they call Kid Cikowski

But let me tell you bout the time I lost my house key

I couldn't get in to watch my favorite program

which was 'Growing Pains' starring a young Kirk Cameron

Nonetheless I had to devise a strategy

I ain't mat cha, so don't be mad at me

See while I was chillin in front of my crib

I saw some angry women marching for womens lib

they were coming way, yellin something 'bout equality

even though a few of the chicks were cute, most of them were tall as me

and angry - so I hid out at the church of scientology

when a mad scientist appeared from a corner so I issued an apology

"excuse me mad scientist, are you practicing radiology?

I ducked in here cause some angry chicks were trying to follow me"

But the scientologist scientist wanted to make me his experimental client

So I juked to the left then I jumped like Kobe Bryant

but the women were still outside and I needed a ride

behind me was the scientist and I'm not a fan of homocide

so I had a thought in the knick of time

I dug into my jacket pocket and I pulled out a lime

squitrted the scientist in the eye, waved goodbye

ducked out the back door and even stopped for some pie

then I noticed a honey on my way home

so I reached in my other pocket and pulled out some cologne

I said hello baby what's up? can I kick it with you

She said yeah I'm the locksmith here to open door number two

so we got into my house and she lead me to the bed

and that was the story of Fresh Kid Ted

I'm out.

[Vater Araignee]

Yo Black Sunday oops I for got the nine

Your lucky you ain't in jail for posting that crime

I gotta tell ya man your style is atrocious

like sayin Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius

You should learn from me so you can spit a rap

rather than carrying on and writing that crap

So I'm gonna teach ya though I did not write the book

First thing Ya gotta know is ya gotta have is a hook

Why? It keep ya from going all over the place

And makes it harder for somebody to go in your face.

Keep on listening and you will see

That this is just one thing you will learn from me

[hook]

'Cause I treat the mike like a coochie and get freaky on it.

My skill is pure talent so I don't have to hone it

I own it

And bone it

To make the brain cum.

Ya know ya wanna learn so come and get some

Next thing ya gotta know is if you gonna be crazy

Try a bit harder man don't be lazy

Like what the hell was that lime shit about

Its like I reached in my pocket and smacked you with a trout

Now you say that makes no sense man

But is does once I tell you I'm Malkavian

Oh something else YOU really need to know

My friend come on ya gotta have flow

If you bounce around trying to force a rhyme

then dealing with you shit is just a waste of time

If you want more I got some for you

because you know at least this to be true

[hook]

'Cause I treat the mike like a coochie and get freaky on it.

My skill is pure talent so I don't have to hone it

I own it

And bone it

To make the brain cum.

Ya know ya wanna learn so come and get some

[Black Sunday9]

vater the only hook you have leads you to the proctologist

I'm the fresh Kid and you're a weak rhyme apologist

you belong to the weak rhyme faction, demanding satisfaction

you sound so white I thought you was michael jackson

I'm a rap elitist, you can not defeat this

even phee could not delete this

kryptonite is my only weakness

I run at the speed of light and could win the preakness

I am stronger than steel, jump buildings in a single bound

I help little old ladies cross the street, and help cats in trees that can't get down

You own a gun and think this is the wild west

but I've got an "S" onmy chest - serves as a bullet proof vest

You thought you killed Lois Lane and put her in a hearse

but I flew around the world and made time reverse

broke your curse and what is worse

when you look at the DGN crush poll you see that I am first

Out.

[JaneDead]

lol lol and lol some more. this is greatest thread ever.

[Black Sunday9]

lol lol and lol some more. this is greatest thread ever.

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you want some of this too Dyno? I'll drop some rhymes upside yo grill. :grin