Another Friendship lost

[Black Sunday9]

So I think my friendship is over with my best friend. I've known him since I was 11 years old. We were always there for eachother but I think tonight he went too far, we actually hit eachother a couple of times. I don't know if I can forgive him after what happened. Sure we were drinking and maybe got a little over emotional but still, the damage is done, the words were said.

He looked me in the face and said that the Silver Surfer from Marvel comics could beat Superman. I'm not joking. He said that. I sort of looked at him for a second and said "excuse me"? He said he was serious. He said that Superman was weak and that Silver Surfer is a cosmic force that could live and breathe kryptonite.

Well I wasn't going to sit there and listen to this so called friend slander the greatest superhero this world has ever known. Not only this world, let's not forget that Superman has saved many worlds, I mean there is warworld, apokalips, the phantom zone, Czarnian, etc etc

By the way - speaking of czarnian, I think lobo is a jackass. Who's with me on that one? Lobo thinks he is so tough but Superman can destroy him without much trouble. I admit it did bother me a little when the JLA let Lobo fight along side them but they were fighting some pretty bad guys. Hey I think Lobo even got into it with Doomsday.

Doomsday was pure evil. I hate him so much. I wish he was stuck in the phantom zone forever but we all know that Doomsday will be back. I just get so angry when I think of some of these super villains.

Anyway getting back to the story, so after this guy who I thought was my friend told me silver surfer could beat up Superman, I did what any proud American would do, I punched him. His lip swelled up so much that he needed all the ice in the fortress of solitude to make the pain go down. So he punches me back and he realizes I have him beat so he reaches under the couch and pulls out a daffodil. Well I am allergic to those flowers, it is to me what kryptonite is to superman. By the way I made this all up, it never happened. I am just bored and can not sleep. Bye.

T.

[DarkChylde]

Hahaha...Reminds me of those times as a kid

[Fierce Critter]

Next time you can't sleep, come over here and figure out why this stupid Yamaha CDRW drive isn't working, 'cause I'm tired from having been up all night trying to figure it out myself so I can sell this ancient relic at my yard sale Saturday.

At least be productive, man. You're pathetic.

Superman rules.

[Homicidalheathen]

Your a nut.

By the way I made this all up, it never happened. I am just bored and can not sleep. Bye.

T.

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[Onyx]

:doh

Somebody *oughta* smack you!

and here I was getting all concerned and stuff.

[lullaby1031]

Yep - You're a superman fan alright! Jesse is a HUGE superman fan, has almost all of the comics for the past 20 years.. Given there are some he still needs or wants to replace but I've gotten into that kinda discussion with him before and damn was he defensive lol Comic book collecting is new to me since I've only been into it for only the past couple years where as he's done it ever since he was 12 or something like that. We are actually doing our own Superman comic and Predator comic and so far both are looking wicked! I'll defiently post some up as soon as we're done with the inking.

edit: You are right, Superman can kick the shit out of the Silver Surfer, otherwise Galactacus would have never picked Superman as his next herald in the Superman/FF crossover. Use that in your arguement.

[The_Dark]

As both a Superman fan and a Silver Surfer fan I have to say.. well.. Silver Surfer would kick Superman's ass. Hell, Batman beat Superman silly... beat him bloody to be more accurate.

[Fierce Critter]

The X-men would kick all ya'll's asses.

[The_Dark]

Actually... Silver Surfer smacked the Xmen around like little bitches, right after he beatup the Fantastic 4, Spider Man anda few others. i think Green Lanturn would be about the only one that could withstand Silver Surfer's Cosmic Power.

[Black Sunday9]

The Dark is misleading you.

Batman did NOT beat up Superman.

At least that's not how it happened.

Lex Luthor held a planet hostage and made Superman not fight back against Batman.

In a real fight, Superman would kill Batman, literally. In fact Batman always keeps kryptonite with him just in case a fight ever does breakout.

The Silversurfer lost to the Green Lantern in the marvel-dc crossover, how would he beat Superman?

The Flash could, in theory, beat anyone as he is so fast that he jumps in and out of different time periods and dimensions, he is 100X faster than Superman so he could kill anyone really. I'm speaking of Wally West of course, everyone knows Jay Garrick and Barry Allen were just slightly faster than Superman.

[Fierce Critter]

What none of ya'll know is Fierce Critter is actually my superhero identity.

I have powers the likes of which would melt your eyeballs if you saw me in action. This message board is the only thing keeping your eyeballs solid. If you were to meet me in person, and in action, woe be unto ya'll.

I rule the comic book universe - and beyond.

Smell me.

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't keep up with comic book characters, but this is one thing I'd like to see!

[kellygrrrrrl]

Kelly Simpson will topple all of them ALL OF THEM!

[SomeDanGuy]

Superman is lame. Too many powers, not enough weaknesses.

[Black Sunday9]

Superman is lame.  Too many powers, not enough weaknesses.

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listen , you can go yourself you piece of .

:grin

[The_Dark]

The Silversurfer lost to the Green Lantern in the marvel-dc crossover, how would he beat Superman?

As I said... The Green Lanturn is the only super hero I could think of that could beat Silver Surfer. They are both cosmic powers within their own universes.

PS: I never said the fight between Batman and Superman was fair.

[Sybil]

(bent over laughing.. one hand on knee, the other pointing at BlackSunday)

too funnie... :woot:

[Dollardave]

LOL St johns has a good mental ward on 3rd floor if you ever need to go. Oh ya and silver surfer sounds like a shinny dildo.

Your a nut.

By the way I made this all up, it never happened. I am just bored and can not sleep. Bye.

T.

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[Troy Spiral (13)]

BS brings up a very serious subject which people seem to be taking to lightly. This is important, dead serious key life issues we are talking about here.

But, I have no idea about comic books and never read them no way i am too busy being cool which is why i also dont know....

Superman would win in a fight against Silver Surfer. Its true that Silver Surfer has stronger "metaphysical powers" than Superman due to the aforementioned cosmic force, which, in essence, makes him near godlike in comparison to other superheroes. Superman's powers, especially after the Crisis On Infinite Earth mini-series re-wrote DC history (DC being the "comic book world" that superman lives in) and John Byrne's (comic writer) toning down of supermans powers to make him seem less god-like than in the past. I also cant help but think the S is still bummed out about Supergirl dying saving his life *wipes tear from eye* Mind you im to busy being cool to read comics so i just read this somewhere. I think i read it on the liner notes of Pretty Hate Machine.

BUT, superman would kick SS shiny tin can ass.

Why?

1. Marvel (the comic book "world" that Silver Surfer lives in) is not as cool as DC (superman's "world") because it has to many sold-out marketing asshats running it.

2. Silver Surfer is a seadonkie. No seadonkie can win vs a stud like the big S.

3. There was a reference to the song "Earth Died Screaming" in a comic the S-Man appeared in, no one would bother with a cool reference like that in an Silver Surfer book.

4. Because superman is an American icon , god damnit! SS is only marginally an "American icon". If someone disagrees with us or our patriotism we kick their un-American asses with our genius regardless if they think they are "right" or not! And give us more oil now bishes!! *thumps chest*

Side note: It is a fact that batman does have kryptonite. Superman and Batman are (uneasily at times) good friends , hell Bruce Wayne (Batman's Alter Ego) owns the Daily Planet (the newspaper were Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, works at)

Superman specifically GAVE a kryptonite to batman in case he ever went out of control. Batman and Superman have fought, although i think the most recent outcome , reported as batman winning , was a biased report given by the damn anti-American media scum.

The only true parts to the "Batman whoops Superman's ass" story was the part where Superman used his Arctic Breath to freeze batman's kryptonite, and the part were Batman got Catwoman (damn seadonkie slut) to help him win by getting her to kidnap Lois Lane to try and distract him and break the spell that Poison Ivy (another damn female villain seadonkie slut) had put on superman, which was the reason for the fight in the first place. The rest was anti american baised media lies! *thumps chest twice*

Err... i mean that's what i heard because i wouldn't know i never read comic books im to busy doing important things.... *calls up his smack dealer and gets the base pipe ready*

[Black Sunday9]

Hey Troy, nice 'Crisis on infinite earths' reset.

That sucked for me because Barry Allen died. But Wally West is cooler anyway.

I like how you say you are too cool for comics and then go on a long winded, detailed account of Superman.

Classic.

[Black Sunday9]

hey Troy, if you want a good laugh, go to ifilm.com and check out a movie called 'losing lois lane' if you have hi speed internet.

I read comics when all the cool kids are at a party. like tonight.

[JaneDead]

hey Troy, if you want a good laugh, go to ifilm.com and check out a movie called 'losing lois lane' if you have hi speed internet. 

I read comics when all the cool kids are at a party.  like tonight.

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that would be me - i was still at my party when you posted this.