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I think, perhaps, teaching them how to cuss in Japanese would be worse, particularly if they should happen to encounter people who speak Japanese on a regular basis.

They do, as our Personal Care Physician works out of the office that also houses University of Michigan's Japanese Family Medicine.

I try to watch what they learn because of that -- but my kids are amazed that I speak, read and write more than one language. Even though they are learning Spanish in school (one I know very, VERY little of). About all I know of Spanish is what I picked up on Dora The Explorer when they were younger.

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That someone is lucky I didn't come out and kick her ass in my yard, when I had the chance. I can't stand the skank, for more reasons than I can count on both my hands (and all of which are due to her OWN faults). NOBODY speaks to me that way, in MY yard, especially when they've owed me 10 bucks for MONTHS, and are bitching about how much gas it took to get to my house. She is SO lucky that I was down with a migraine, and didn't hear that voice mail message until after she left my place-- because her mouth wouldn't have a tooth left in it. And I just love how she showed up at my wedding, uninvited, after using that tone with me. If I wasn't in my nice clothes, I would have re-arranged her face right there.

N***a, fuck yo' mattress.

...I'm just thinkin', 'wow, don't piss off SisterJinxxx...she's as bad as they come.'

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...I'm just thinkin', 'wow, don't piss off SisterJinxxx...she's as bad as they come.'

Yep. Hold my baby, Rev! :hrhr:

Right now, I'm thinking, "that chick's implants are entirely too large for her frame."

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im not sure.... confused about the things in my life. where is it all going? will you still be there when this is all over? im thinking you wont be and thats gonna hurt me. my natural reaction is to build a wall but I dont have the strength to again..... are these just old fears creeping back in.... bad habbits are hard to brake.

*shakes head* must stop thinking this and just roll with the flow...... :X

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Uh oh. Phee took my car up the evil hill of snowy doom.

Seriously, there is this one hill by our house that it never fails, anytime my car goes up it in the snow, it slides backwards back down (and there is a red light at the top of the hill, so you stop on a steep slant). Sometimes if the snow is particularly deep, my wheels will just spin at the top of the hill, before sliding back down.

Time to avoid the hill. There is a way around it but it takes you through town, I like to avoid town, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Especially to avoid sliding backwards down the hill into another car.

It's fine on the hill when it's not snowing. My car is fine in mountains, without snow ... I just think it's too light, compared with the slope of that hill that just causes it to slide backwards in the snow.

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Thinking of the movie Creator, with Peter O' Toole.

*at breakfast*

Dr. Boris Latkin: Just because you live like a monk doesn't*drops something* Son of a bitch!

Prof. Harry Wolper, MD/PhD (reading paper): One word. Sonovabitch.

Boris: Sonofabitch!

Harry: Sonovabitch. Accent on the last syllable. You see, Boris, Friedrich Hegel left us with two important ideas: That nothing great has ever been accomplished without passion, and sonovabitch.

Boris: Hegel's a sonovabitch. You know, Harry, Khulenbeck is a lunatic. He's a very dangerous man.

Harry: You overestimate him, Boris.

Boris: The hell if I do. You watch, you'll see.

*Mele' enters*

Mele: I'll tell you, Dr. Wolper, your sofa's worse than the back seat of a Volkswagon.

*pause*

Boris: Who the hell is she?

Mele': I'm Mele'. Dr. Wolper's 19-year old nymphomaniac, whose helping him grow his dead wife.

*Maid drops plate in kitchen*

*Harry puts down paper, gets up to help*

Harry: You will excuse me?

*enters kitchen*

Boris: Who are you really?

Mele': Really?

Boris: Really.

Mele': I'm Mele'. I'm Dr. Wolper's fiance'. Well, I'm not exactly his fiance', but I am going to marry him. *whispers* Only don't tell him. I don't want him to get all nervous about it.

Boris (anxiously): Harry? What are you up to, Harry? Sonovabitch! SONOVABITCH!!!

Harry (pops head out of kitchen door): Keep practicing. *re-enters kitchen*

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