Jump to content

What Are You Thinking?


StormKnight

Recommended Posts

If I ever have a baby (not any time soon), I am refusing to have a baby shower. I just think it's ridiculous to ask people to buy shit that ultimately I feel it's my responsibility to purchase. Seriously, a breast pump? Why the fuck would you put that on your registry at babiesrus. Who is going to buy that? Shouldn't you buy your own. Just boggles my mind the things people ask for. Not only that, it's fucking expensive...like 300 bucks. So selfish.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

I have cats to give away if you need some.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

If I ever have a baby (not any time soon), I am refusing to have a baby shower. I just think it's ridiculous to ask people to buy shit that ultimately I feel it's my responsibility to purchase. Seriously, a breast pump? Why the fuck would you put that on your registry at babiesrus. Who is going to buy that? Shouldn't you buy your own. Just boggles my mind the things people ask for. Not only that, it's fucking expensive...like 300 bucks. So selfish.

id buy a breast pump.....but not for breasts....yea i said it....

*goes to corner now*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

When I was little my cousin could imitate the sound of her mom's bed perfectly, and did so frequently. My aunt swears the most embarrassing moment in her life was the first time my cousin did it at a family event lol. Thing is she never realized how loud it was until my cousin started doing it so maybe you should say something to them it its that much of a problem. Leave an anonymous letter of something if you don't want to embarrass anyone.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

When I was little my cousin could imitate the sound of her mom's bed perfectly, and did so frequently. My aunt swears the most embarrassing moment in her life was the first time my cousin did it at a family event lol. Thing is she never realized how loud it was until my cousin started doing it so maybe you should say something to them it its that much of a problem. Leave an anonymous letter of something if you don't want to embarrass anyone.

Thanks, I actually have been inspired to leave an anonymous can of WD-40, knock on the door, and than run!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • TronRP locked this topic
  • TronRP unpinned and pinned this topic
  • TronRP unpinned this topic
  • TronRP pinned this topic
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Forum Statistics

    38.9k
    Total Topics
    820.5k
    Total Posts
  • Who's Online   0 Members, 0 Anonymous, 80 Guests (See full list)

    • There are no registered users currently online

  • Topics

  • Posts

    • I am currently floored.   FedEx did a massive 6 box delivery to the wrong address.  I had an autoship order scheduled to arrive before this past weekend.  Nothing showed up.  I contacted the order site and they had a link for the order...a photo of all my boxes thrown in the snow and up the sidewalk of a residence that was not mine.   You would think that at some point, the driver would have looked at the delivery address after they kept throwing box upon box at this location with no shelter from the elements.  They didn't even knock on the door to inform the residents that massive 65+ pound boxes were left all over their walkway.  Nope.  Just dumped them, took a photo as they were walking away and left.   I wonder what the person who found all of those misdelivered boxes must have been thinking when they saw them.  Maybe they kept everything to use, distribute or sell.  No idea.  No claim was filed on that end as of yet.   Fortunately for me, one of the sites that I ordered from, replaced everything at no extra cost.   Unfortunately, now I'm concerned for the other items yet to be delivered.   Needless to say, I'll be watching my notifications like a hawk.
    • 12:00am - Who's Online   1 Member, 0 Anonymous, 47 Guests (See full list) TronRP
    • 12:00am - Who's Online   1 Member, 0 Anonymous, 60 Guests (See full list) TronRP
    • 11:13pm - Who's Online   1 Member, 0 Anonymous, 69 Guests (See full list) TronRP
    • ~~~~~ Yeah, thank you for the check-in.   Happy to say it was all a misunderstanding.  But she pulled out her "ghetto" and that's when things went South.  I get very professional minded when I enter into situations like that because when someone starts bring the court into conversations, I'm in court 2 times a year, every year, so don't go there with me because I will get legal all over you.   She did try to change what she thought she might have said, but I had to call her on it because it's all in written text.  Then she apologized and we were able to have a decent conversation.   I know I joke about me talking so much that people don't hear what I say except for keywords that they are looking for, but that is exactly what happened here.  She heard "payment", "money" and "help out".  It was crazy.  I literally had to have the entire conversation all over again, but I definitely condensed it to only address those 3 words.   Things are back on track, but I emphasized that if she every needed clarification for anything, please say something first instead of jumping to conclusions, then questioning that conclusion, then answering that conclusion, then getting upset at the answer and taking it out on someone who doesn't have a clue what the San Juan Hill just happened.   But this is exactly the reason I do everything with a paper trail. 
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.