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StormKnight

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Dear upstairs neighbor's,

It's great that you guys have a sex life, really, however, as a courtesy to your friendly downstairs neighbor, please understand that your bed is way to squeaky. In the future I beg of you, if you guys want to fuck, can you just toss your bitch in the floor or something? Maybe take the bed off it's frame? Turn the radio up really loud? Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Respectfully Yours,

The future cat lady

Bah, fuck that!

Real sex should not only keep the neighbors awake, but everyone within' 100 meters.

Just go up there in a bathrobe while they are goin' at it, and ask "Do you guys need a hand or something?" :devil:

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Thinking I need to move past the love/hate relationship I have with being single and accept that I am single and probably will be for awhile and that maybe its just ment to be. Also thinking I need to dig out the snow plow and attach it to the four wheeler sometime this week.

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