kat (1) Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 (edited) Take it from me kids, when your foot falls asleep and you just stand right up anyway because you have the attention span of a 2 year old, bad things happen. Edited July 3, 2018 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) Seriously, Walmart? Strawberries are not supposed to have a coat of white fur. What a suprise to open up. Edited July 4, 2018 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 If disappointment were a skill I'd be a rich bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firekitten15 Posted July 6, 2018 Report Share Posted July 6, 2018 How to start and accomplish so many things in a short amount of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Went on this fat chic dating site, got the following message from this man: "You're probably the only woman on this site who doesn't creep me the hell out. Do you like egg salad?" I seriously almost hit the floor!!! One, really egg salad? I'm fat, I want steak and two, if I'm the only woman on the site who did not creep him out society is in some serious trouble!! I'm the creepiest bitch I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, kat said: Went on this fat chic dating site, got the following message from this man: "You're probably the only woman on this site who doesn't creep me the hell out. Do you like egg salad?" I seriously almost hit the floor!!! One, really egg salad? I'm fat, I want steak and two, if I'm the only woman on the site who did not creep him out society is in some serious trouble!! I'm the creepiest bitch I know. And I love that creepiness. It's part of your charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Draco1958 said: And I love that creepiness. It's part of your charm. Fat and creepy. That's hot! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 My friend wants to go stalk her love interest tonight and wants a co-pilot. I think I'll convince her to do something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Fat, creepy, and a co-stalker. Hot. Lol Can't even find my own person to stalk I gotta ride shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Oh yay, now I'm stuck with them being all lovely dovey. Grr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitewolf Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 am thinking of ways to destress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 7 hours ago, kat said: Fat and creepy. That's hot! Lol You are not fat. And creepy in a fun way. Would love to be hanging out with you around Halloween, would be interesting I am sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 7 hours ago, kat said: Fat, creepy, and a co-stalker. Hot. Lol Can't even find my own person to stalk I gotta ride shotgun. You could always stalk me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 On 7/6/2018 at 11:45 AM, firekitten15 said: How to start and accomplish so many things in a short amount of time You make a To-Do list, pick one from the list and go from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 23 hours ago, kat said: Fat and creepy. That's hot! Lol GURL...you have no idea. I tell you, you've been running with the WRONG crowd for TOO long. kat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 20 hours ago, kat said: Oh yay, now I'm stuck with them being all lovely dovey. Grr. Dang, we should have kidnapped you and brought you over to the extended family Block Party yesterday evening. I truly believe you would have enjoyed yourself. 😎 kat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Thinking it's time for a new To-Do list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 hour ago, TronRP said: Dang, we should have kidnapped you and brought you over to the extended family Block Party yesterday evening. I truly believe you would have enjoyed yourself. 😎 Awww, well next time, I'll even provide you with the zipties for said kidnapping. It'll be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Note to self: buy zipties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 16 hours ago, Draco1958 said: You could always stalk me. Lol, well who do you think was peeping in your windows last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 1 hour ago, TronRP said: Dang, we should have kidnapped you and brought you over to the extended family Block Party yesterday evening. I truly believe you would have enjoyed yourself. 😎 You should have kidnapped me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 44 minutes ago, kat said: Note to self: buy zipties. You don't need to buy zipties. I have a bunch plus 2 pair of handcuffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco1958 Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 44 minutes ago, kat said: Lol, well who do you think was peeping in your windows last night? You wouldn't see much. Block glass windows plus windows are covered. Next time just sneak into the basement. Have drinks in the mini fridge and a comfy chair to sit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TronRP Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 53 minutes ago, kat said: Awww, well next time, I'll even provide you with the zipties for said kidnapping. It'll be fun. 7 minutes ago, Draco1958 said: You should have kidnapped me. To be honest, we have been invited to another one. Be careful what you ask for...I might just show up knocking on your doors, throw a sack over your heads and take you for a ride. kat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat (1) Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Draco1958 said: You wouldn't see much. Block glass windows plus windows are covered. Next time just sneak into the basement. Have drinks in the mini fridge and a comfy chair to sit in. Lol, I don't think I would be a good stalker, I'd be cracking up to much and you'd end up hearing my insane snicker through the windows. Last night my friends "love interest " didn't actually know we were coming over and he had his windows open and he could hear me cracking up outside. I failed. Edited July 9, 2018 by kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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