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I want to go outside - now. Why can't I go outside. Oh yeah, I know why, I must have an A in this class... *sigh* I still rather be outside.... *super unhappy Meg face*

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Who was the first man to shave and what the hell was he thinking? This shit hurts!

Graud the Greyface.

The "Real" Story Of Greyface

It was actually the year 11660 B. C. , during the Golden age of Atlantis, that one of the most celebrated

scientists, Graud the Greyface (so called because he was born without fur), got it into his head that Order was more preferable to Chaos, and that mankind needed laws. He convinced some of his fellow scientists to create a religion, one that would replace the Goddess(Chaos) worship with the worship of the Sun God( Order). He claimed that Mankind must follow his rules and laws. He created the concepts of "GOOD" and "EVIL". He taught his followers that anything he believed in was "GOOD" (sex for procreating only, obeying authority, etc) and anything else as Evil (enjoying sex, questioning authority, etc. ). Greyface tried to enact legislation making his beliefs the only ones allowed in Atlantis, but was rebuffed by his own lover Lilith Velkor, the daughter of a prominent Elder, who realized that Graud was going insane, and would soon be a threat to every one. Undaunted, Greyface continued to grow in power, and his former lover Lilith created the Discordian Society to combat Greyface's organization, now named THE ILLUMINATI. They took the Eye in the Pyramid as their symbol, representing Man's creation of Law and Order in the Universe. In one of the first clashes between Graud's fascist fanatics, and Lilith's freedom-fighters, one of the Council Elders was killed (secretly by Greyface himself). Graud framed Lilith and had her crucified on a upside down Y-beam. The Discordians therefore adopted Liliths Y-beam as a symbol of peace. With Lilith's death, the Discordians fought with renewed vigor. Greyface, in his madness, decided to destroy Atlantis, hoping to wipe out the Discordians, and finally take over the world unopposed. After the destruction of Atlantis, Graud and his followers went underground, manipulating religions and governments from the shadows.

Little did Greyface realize, that the Discordian Society also survive the destruction of Atlantis, and has been fighting a Shadow War with the Illuminati ever since

PEACE
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