Do you know this masked bandit?

[Homicidalheathen]

Beer Box Bandit: A man wearing an empty Bud Light carton on his head walked into a convenience store in Lincoln, Neb., early Monday and demanded cigarettes. Police said he wrapped something around his hand, suggesting he was armed, but never showed a weapon. He got away with nine packs of smokes but dropped the box, which was being checked for fingerprints

http://news.aol.com/weird-news

'...I jus wanted some smokes....'

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[Homicidalheathen]

lol look at these guys

Chili-ed Out: Police said three men broke into a home in Clairborne County, Tenn., on May 12 and demanded drugs. Homeowner Wanda Bray, 58, threw "household items" at the intruders, including a bowl of her homemade chili. They fled. Police later arrested Tommy Wayne Garrett, left; Fabian Moore, center; and Samuel Partin, right.

omg the pic for this is sad but hilarious

Birdbrained: U.S. authorities charged Sony Dong, 46, on May 5 with smuggling valuable songbirds. Dong, who was arrested in March after coming in from Vietnam, was caught with them strapped under his pants at Los Angeles International Airport. Another man was also charged in the scheme.

you might be a redneck if...look at the pic for this guy

Bar Stool DUI: A 28-year-old Ohio man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing this lawn mower that he reconfigured with a bar stool. Police said Kile Wygle told them that he had consumed 15 beers on March 4 before he headed out on the vehicle that he said can go up to 38 mph.

Edited May 27, 2009 by Homicidalheathen

[Homicidalheathen]

heehee detroit made the list today

DETROIT (May 27) -- An agent used surveillance cameras to confirm a smelly suspicion: Someone had been urinating in a freight elevator at an Internal Revenue Service data center in Detroit.

Skip over this content Authorities filed a criminal charge Tuesday against Michael Hicks. In an affidavit, treasury agent Delmaria Scott said she interviewed Hicks in January 2008 and he admitted urinating in the elevator for months.

Scott said Hicks did it "because he felt he could get away with it." It cost $4,600 to clean the elevator.

Hicks, who was a contract employee at the IRS, was charged with damaging federal property. A defense lawyer was not listed.

Gina Balaya, a spokeswoman for prosecutors, says the government was unsuccessful in trying to resolve the case without a criminal charge

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Beer Box Bandit: A man wearing an empty Bud Light carton on his head walked into a convenience store in Lincoln, Neb., early Monday and demanded cigarettes. Police said he wrapped something around his hand, suggesting he was armed, but never showed a weapon. He got away with nine packs of smokes but dropped the box, which was being checked for fingerprints

http://news.aol.com/weird-news

'...I jus wanted some smokes....'

clickies on the arrows at the bottom for pics of idiots in the 'masterminds need not apply' category

a square pops up...just click to forward

Why, when I read this, did this come to mind? (Thank LordOfSins for IMing this to me last night)

Edited May 28, 2009 by GothicRavenGoddess

[Homicidalheathen]

what was it, this?

redneck pet carrier

those guys that got the chilli thrown at them look like a buncha bubba's heh

(I would know....)

[Homicidalheathen]

and this guy...lol

urrito 'Brake': Jermaine Askia Cooper was leading police on a high-speed chase May 12 when he suddenly stopped at a Taco Bell, authorities said. Cooper, a suspected drug dealer, said he knew he was going to jail and wanted to get one last burrito, according to police in Fort Wayne, Ind.

can you see the taco bell clerk? This big scary guy comes in wanting one last burrito...the place is surrounded by cops.

[Homicidalheathen]

*snarf*!

Wrong Target: Jerome Marquis Blanchett, 19, was arraigned on robbery and related charges in Harrisburg, Pa., on March 27 after he allegedly held up a retired police officer at gunpoint at a police convention. The officer called Blanchett "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania."

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Beer-Can Bust: Police in Tampa, Fla., arrested these two men on Feb. 26 for allegedly hurling a can of Bud Light at an unmarked police car. Authorities said Andrew Rickert, right, swerved his vehicle toward an officer's car, while Charles Thomas, left, flung the can out the window. Both were charged with throwing a deadly missile at an occupied vehicle.

what is with the frickin bud? (as in beer) I am doing a google on crimes committed with a Budweiser (or box) or under the influence of.

lol these guys have thongs hanging off their noses lol its suppose to be a disguise.

Thong Bandits: Thongs don't hide much. This photo from a surveillance video shows Joaquin Rico and Joseph Espinoza robbing a Denver convenience store with the barely-there women's undergarments over their faces. Rico was sentenced to 12 years in prison on Feb. 17. Espinoza was given four years on Feb. 23 for his role in the crime.

click into the first story link then click on the arrows to see pics

Edited May 28, 2009 by Homicidalheathen

[Homicidalheathen]

omg cornholio!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6522532447785743437

[Simon Bar Sinister]

clearly not living the high life

#@!

[Homicidalheathen]

Why, when I read this, did this come to mind? (Thank LordOfSins for IMing this to me last night)

omg I love it! WANT! (goes to find duck tape and beeer)