Sillies

[Homicidalheathen]

I don't know, is this real???

quote:

Friday, January 9, 2009

local man thinks he has a hyena in backyard - calls DNR

Mark, a local resident, called the Department of Natural Resources yesterday and reported that he heard a hyena in his backyard. "After I called, I looked out the window of my backdoor, and I could still hear what sounded like a wild hyena right near the side of the house, but I couldnt see anything. Then, I stepped right outside my door a little, and saw it standing up against the fence wih it's wild frizzy brown mane sticking up over the rose bush. I was petrified, I froze right there on my backdoor steps, and all I could hear was 'AAAACCKKKHHAHAHA ACCKKKHAHAHA' over and over again. So I called the Department of Natural Resources, hoping they could catch it and take it off of my property, and when they got here, I stuck my head out the front door and pointed them to the side of the house, and said 'it's still over there'. So they went over there and came back and knocked on my door and said 'sir, it's just your wife talking to the neighbor'. I said 'are you serious?? what the hell could she be cackling that much about?', and the man said 'not sure sir..but it had something to do with you walking around scratching your butt, that's all I know."

from: http://breakingheadlinez.blogspot.com/2009...s-hyena-in.html

and: Thursday, December 25, 2008

One giant leap for womankind

Mary Willington, an area resident, knocked over several jewelry displays in the local JCpenney store during the after christmas sale. Mary was walking leisurely down the aisle with her cart full of sale items when she spotted the very last of a beautiful pair of white pearl earrings on display at the end of the aisle. After spotting the pearl earrings, she abandoned her cart and suddenly raced down the aisle like a marathon runner, and before she got to her desired display, she tripped over the boxed jewelry display table with a giant leap, catching her desired pearl earrings off of the next table during her flight, and during her landing she bumped into a series of round, rotating necklace display racks in front of her, knocking them over like dominoes. During her fall, her purse also went flying into the air, knocking over the whole luggage display that was situated near the jewelry tables. "Wow, I couldn't believe what was happening, it sounded like the whole store was coming down when I heard it", said Steve Harris, assistant store manager. Another customer who witnessed the event, said she couldnt believe Mary spotted the earrings from her original location, noting also that she must have had bionic eyes in order to spot them that far away. Nearby customers were afraid for their lives, for fear that they would get hit by the giant luggage display that came tumbling down after it was hit by her purse. Mary did pay over $800 for all damages that resulted from the accident that she caused and was not hurt in the accident.

http://breakingheadlinez.blogspot.com/

[taysteewonderbunny]

I have NO idea, but it's hilarious. Thanks.