Homicidalheathen Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/16/l...n_n_216362.html Lindsay Lohan entangled in jewelry heist Posted on June 16th, 2009 by Austin With her career apparently swirling the drain and the innumerable holes in her love-life, you’d Lindsay Lohan would be more careful in situations that could bring bad PR? Apparently not. The UK’s foremost police department, Scotland Yard, have now been summoned to investigate the unexplained disappearance of $400,000 of jewelry from a photo-shoot LaLohan did on June 6. “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them,” a source tells NBC. “We all thought she was joking!?” Lindsay’s reps got several calls from the mag when the loss was discovered, but ignored every one. And that’s when the Police got involved, “We’re investigating an allegation of theft of jewelry from studios in Islington,” a Police spokeswoman told reporters. “The theft was reported on June eighth, after earrings and a necklace went missing. Inquiries are ongoing and no arrests have been made.” Now the law are involved Lindsay’s reps are finally taking their calls. They claim they’ve been asking everyone who was there at the shoot where the jewels might have gone, and that the precious Ms. Lohan will be ‘happy to co-operate’…and thus extend her career. This is the third time the 22-year old actress has been involved in a tabloid burlesque about missing bling. Two years ago some big-ticket Luis Vuitton samples ‘disappeared’ from a magazine shoot, and last year she was fingered for leaving a party with a complete stranger’s expensive fur coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 My gawd! She looks awful! And the jewelry heist thing! That's just crazy! I think she and Robert Downey Jr. would make a smashing couple.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulrev Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 My God, she doesn't even look recognizable to me. She seriously needs to lay off the drugs and eat a fucking biscuit, quick! I would have never guessed that was her unless someone told me. I'm glad I'm done with drugs, that shit's fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 She can haz cheezeburger now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I would not recognise her anytime...but she can haz cheezeburgerz, naow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Ye gods. I think the last time I saw a woman like that, I was placing a line on her for IV nutrition. Sad case: woman a year or two younger than I am, bad case of anorexia nervosa. Did so many laxatives that she developed a Clostridium difficle superinfection of her colon. We had to take the entire colon out, and give her a permanent ostomy, or she would have died. I believe if Ms. Lohan keeps this up, she will never be able to get another job in front of the camera due to the fact there is not enough funding in movies to CGI out a ostomy bag. Yes, I have medical horror stories, first-hand witnessed. While things may shock me initially, they don't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted June 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) thats what I keep tellin' kids. I believe my gut problems resulted from being anorexic in my youth and I used to have a poo bag...almost died. It sooo isn't worth it I have one thing to say FIBER it does a body good Ye gods. I think the last time I saw a woman like that, I was placing a line on her for IV nutrition. Sad case: woman a year or two younger than I am, bad case of anorexia nervosa. Did so many laxatives that she developed a Clostridium difficle superinfection of her colon. We had to take the entire colon out, and give her a permanent ostomy, or she would have died. I believe if Ms. Lohan keeps this up, she will never be able to get another job in front of the camera due to the fact there is not enough funding in movies to CGI out a ostomy bag. Yes, I have medical horror stories, first-hand witnessed. While things may shock me initially, they don't surprise me. Edited June 18, 2009 by Homicidalheathen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I would love to be that thin, but, that's just me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) I would love to be that thin, but, that's just me lol It's one thing to be thin to a Healthy degree, but to be thin like Lindsay is, so thin that we could see her heart beating, even when she is fully clothed, that's just sad. Edited June 18, 2009 by creatureofthenyte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) It's one thing to be thin to a Healthy degree, but to be thin like Lindsay is, so thin that we could see her heart beating, even when she is fully clothed, that's just sad. Yeah.. She looked much better before... & She was still skinny, yet healthy looking. Edited June 18, 2009 by Oh_My_Goth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megalicious Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I would love to be that thin, but, that's just me lol I think she looks fine. She is a bit on the small side .. but nothing drastic. Now, me and my 5"11 ass at 95lbs... that is fucking SICK..... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I think she looks fine. She is a bit on the small side .. but nothing drastic. Now, me and my 5"11 ass at 95lbs... that is fucking SICK..... yeah. Did you look at her face?? She looks sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megalicious Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I would love to be that thin, but, that's just me lol I think she looks fine. She is a bit on the small side .. but nothing drastic. Now, me and my 5"11 ass at 95lbs... that is fucking SICK..... yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I see wasting sings on her...not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Let's get a side shot of Skeletor.. I mean Lindsay... Ooooo.. Sexy : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megalicious Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Let's get a side shot of Skeletor.. I mean Lindsay... Ooooo.. Sexy : Ohhhh... M ..... Skeletor .. .ehehhehhahhahahhahahha ..hahhaah. OH I needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Let's get a side shot of Skeletor.. I mean Lindsay... Ooooo.. Sexy : ...I bet a necrophiliac would LOVE for her to be a lazy lay.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Yeah that's pretty gross... ...I mean... I'd still probably get a knobber from her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Yeah that's pretty gross... ...I mean... I'd still probably get a knobber from her Well yeah.. She's not an ugly girl.. She just looked way better when she didn't look malnourished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Yeah that's pretty gross... ...I mean... I'd still probably get a knobber from her ...a-mouth-is-a-mouth-is-a-mouth.....william s buroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Let's get a side shot of Skeletor.. I mean Lindsay... Ooooo.. Sexy : The shot that HH posted didn't look bad. But this one definitely starts to cross the "too scrawny" line, in my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creatureofthenyte Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 The shot that HH posted didn't look bad. But this one definitely starts to cross the "too scrawny" line, in my book. That image is even more sad, her boobs are all saggy, and she isn't even 30 yrs old. You know a person is too skinny when you can see and or feel their ribcage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Again, with the second one, I would love to be that skinny. It doesn't look that bad to me...but her saggy boobs - that's just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 A little bit too skinny maybe but she looks fine if we are just talking about the weight. Its more her skin tone and the "haggard" look I would be concerned about. Like malnourished. If she had beeter skin color and didn't look so run-down I might think "she could stand to gain a FEW pounds, but really its not all that bad if we are just talking about the weight it self. Just as a personal preference I do prefer the more old-fashion movie star physique where it was still lets say "average/slender" but they had enough meat on thier bones to have something to cuddle with and were more curvy. Tooth picks aren't the best snuggle pals in the world. In the end though, looks fade, or just plain loose their allure. I'd so much rather have somone I can share my life with and my passions, interests or at least she cared about me enough to listen to what was important to me and maybe even try to learn to like it, in the same way I would do for her. A sweetheart is worth a million hot-bitches. That turns a 6 into a 9 or 10 for me. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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