Homicidalheathen Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 http://www.tampabays10.com/news/columnist/...37&catid=79 Tallahassee, Florida -- One state lawmaker is trying pass legislation that would make having sex with animals illegal. State Senator Nan Rich filed the bill, which passed the Senate's Criminal Justice Committee Wednesday morning. The proposal bans any human sexual contact with animals. Violators would face third degree felony charges. If adopted as law, it would not encompass certain husbandry or veterinary practices. The bill must gain Legislature approval and a signature from Governor Charlie Crist before it can become law. http://flsenate.gov/session/index.cfm?BI_M...amp;billnum=448 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 http://www.tampabays10.com/news/columnist/...37&catid=79 The proposal bans any human sexual contact with animals. Violators would face third degree felony charges. If adopted as law, it would not encompass certain husbandry or veterinary practices. http://flsenate.gov/session/index.cfm?BI_M...amp;billnum=448 "Certain husbandry or veterinary practices"- Like WHAT?!? But I'm glad they've solved all the social problems, etc. in Florida and the legislators have time to worry about things like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 It's Florida, though - this could BE a major social ill down there. How would we know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slogo Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) In my opinion this is nothing more than big government intruding on people's private lives. J/K LOL Edited June 23, 2009 by Slogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 "Certain husbandry or veterinary practices"- Like WHAT?!? Like what is right? The everyday citizen can't fuck a goat but a Vet. can put his dick in a chicken? Dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 "Certain husbandry or veterinary practices"- Like WHAT?!? But I'm glad they've solved all the social problems, etc. in Florida and the legislators have time to worry about things like this. Um..at the risk of sounding that I know to much... ...when 2 dogs (purebred) are mated, someone helps them "get it together"...keep it there...& to separate when they are done.........if you don't, the male can get REALLY hurt...if he does get hurt, he will not like doing that anymore then the boy dog is worthless...(farm boy 4H knowledge 101) There is also "whackin' it"...if they use invetro to inseminate the female...the vet jacks the dog off...& sends the sample into the other vet, or the other part of the office for that part...(source, Ron White, "Um..how about, I just let you do that, he likes me too much already!") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) Artificial insemination is often used for bovines and equines, too. The bulls (billies, bucks, rams) and stallions can injure the cows (ewes, does) and mares, which is not permissible when keeping stock animals. Speaking of odd tales of Floridian bestiality.. Did anyone catch the story about those two Russian guys, who decided to break the "no porking porcupines" law as a joke? It didn't end well for them. Trust me. I'm glad the little porkie defended her honour so valiantly. Edited June 23, 2009 by jynxxxedangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) I know a guy who helps the stallion get his weenier in the mare. It happens. Race horses. "Certain husbandry or veterinary practices"- Like WHAT?!? But I'm glad they've solved all the social problems, etc. in Florida and the legislators have time to worry about things like this. Edited June 23, 2009 by Homicidalheathen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Artificial insemination is often used for bovines and equines, too. The bulls (billies, bucks, rams) and stallions can injure the cows (ewes, does) and mares, which is not permissible when keeping stock animals. That's like 4H 102 I did not stay for that I saw "the glove" & ran ...& as a side note...see that list kiddz?...Goats don't need help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Um..at the risk of sounding that I know to much... ...when 2 dogs (purebred) are mated, someone helps them "get it together"...keep it there...& to separate when they are done.........if you don't, the male can get REALLY hurt...if he does get hurt, he will not like doing that anymore then the boy dog is worthless...(farm boy 4H knowledge 101) There is also "whackin' it"...if they use invetro to inseminate the female...the vet jacks the dog off...& sends the sample into the other vet, or the other part of the office for that part...(source, Ron White, "Um..how about, I just let you do that, he likes me too much already!") Gotcha! thanks for the info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Gotcha! thanks for the info No worries for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 there are breech births as well...vets have to stick both arms in cows at times to turn the calf around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaf The Horse With Tears Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 They were talking bout this on the radio the other day. Turns out there is like 5 or 6 states other than Florida where bestiality is "legal" in that it's not illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLili Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hmmm...I thought bestiality was already illegal in all states. It should be. Yikes! And thanks, Rev. I knew what they were getting at with that passage, but I wasn't quite sure how to put it into words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 OK... yeah I'm aware of all that stuff (among other things, once knew a lady who used to go into great and unwanted details of her chihuahua breeding biz)... I guess I am just really unimaginative 'cos I don't really see how any of that could be considered "sexual contact" except maybe the dog-jacking. To me, "sexual contact" would seem to imply that the human involved is doing the act in question for their own gratification, not the mere fact of a human touching an animal's sexual organs. And the fact that I'm even worrying about any of this shows that I have way too much time on my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 OK... yeah I'm aware of all that stuff (among other things, once knew a lady who used to go into great and unwanted details of her chihuahua breeding biz)... I guess I am just really unimaginative 'cos I don't really see how any of that could be considered "sexual contact" except maybe the dog-jacking. To me, "sexual contact" would seem to imply that the human involved is doing the act in question for their own gratification, not the mere fact of a human touching an animal's sexual organs. And the fact that I'm even worrying about any of this shows that I have way too much time on my hands. ...& you just dragged I further in... ...since I would not have even had this thought with out you (my fav frieks)... oK...what if a certain vet...REALLY liked his job? Would it be illegal JUST because he liked getting the dogs off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constantin Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 oh man rev thats too much but you know if that law passes in florida you and omg cant go there or she will get arrested for screwing a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 oh man rev thats too much but you know if that law passes in florida you and omg cant go there or she will get arrested for screwing a goat I had thought of that...& it's a risk we take here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptdeath Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I heard that it's illegal for a single unmarried man to own a single sheep in the state of texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntiHero Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Unless I am going nuts, no one has quoted Clerks 2 yet. "It's Inter-Species Erotica, F@cko." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 This means if I go to Florida no one can screw me. I am a beast after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now