Homicidalheathen Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 His butt. (no visuals necessary I presume) My cat(s) My kid(s) my hand balls...they even work for frustration not just bad joints bubble wrap and my pillow. I love my pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 ..Ladies butts... ...my 'locks... .....O_M _G's 'locks... ..really, any part of O_M_G I can reach... ....or any other parts that I can acceptably squeeze on other person's bodies... ...but, most of all..I like to squeeze whole peoples whenever I see them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 -Rev.. Any part OK.. Especially his butt -Jr Goat -My bear -I have to go w/ Rev's answer of 'any other parts that I can acceptably squeeze on other person's bodies...' -The Charmin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 A visitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Visitors. Pretty much anything around my house soft that is big enough to get my arms around. Right now, that is one of the two sleeping bags. ...I really need a teddy bear or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 working on the or something...*hobbles back down to lab* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Company My body pillow My breastesses (not like a masturbation thing, just a goofy habit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 My racing tires on the shelf Random tubes of RTV and other sealants Pistons (they really don't squish between my fingers for some reason...) My cat...and then my bleeding finger Dust bunnies trying to flee from under my bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 women toothpaste tubes pillows triggers, haha frosting bags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonluv Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 my teddy bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 does it count when your significant other squeezes your on an almost daily basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d:konstruct Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 My wife's adorable behind... However, if she's having a bad day and there are swords or blades around I dare not approach Our puppy Yoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightgaunt Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 +1, kitten. + effing 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacohitts Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 things that are squeezed farts(whoopie cushions) Nerf balls hooters,in a respectful way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightgaunt Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 hooters,in a respectful way Is that when you say "please" and "thank you"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 stuffed animal heads... *blinks* don't give me that look... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Nipples... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 angels lined shirt that still smells of her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilEve Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 pillows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Bubble wrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 lemon and lime wedges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeuron Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Marshmallows.... they're like the original memory foam... they always spring back to shape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eevee Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 The kitties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 hooters, in a respectful way Hey, you be careful molesting those owls. Several species are endangered and it is unlawful to harass them in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 The kitties. aren't you a bit young to have 6 cats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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