Chernobyl is homeless in the best way possible

[Destroit]

I finally sold my shitty fucking condo to some sucker and am going to GTFO this fascist condo community!

So yes, it finally happened after like...5 months. This means when I move into a new house, whatever piece of crap foreclosure we decide to buy around 9 Mile and Van Dyke, I will never have to pay rent again. I cannot be fined $25 for letting my cat out, I can't be told to pull out my vegetable garden because, you know, veggies are a threat and all. I can't be evicted for missing a payment...I mean FUCK I won't even have house payments...EVER. My fucking house. We're having Pestilence's cousin, DeadYeti, move in and we think our other friend Don. Expect a ridiculous party SOON. All depends on how fast the bank processes our offer.

We're staying at Boshy's until we find a place, obviously. It's odd sleeping in my old room, so very red, I had awesome taste in high school apparantly.

FREE AT LAAAAST FREE AT LAST! And I will have $11,760 on Tuesday...so MANFAST will be super awesome this year! (Kidding...money is definately all going to the new house, I swear )

Saturday is when we're moving all of our big furniture, not sure how the hell we are going to do it, but I always say that about everything and somehow it always gets done. It will happen.

We are supposed to close Tuesday. My agent says this is a 99% done deal...if something falls through I will be PISSSSSED. It's real estate, it does happen, but I honestly don't see how it could. The purchase agreement is bottom-lined by both parties, they're cash buyers, are already approved by my horrible townhouse association, and are waiving an inspection. Sounds like the money is in the bank to me...yeah?

Edited July 3, 2009 by Chernobyl

[phee]

yay

[Destroit]

yay

Indeed

[Raev]

Well, even though I don't know you - and the one time I *think* I saw you I was drunk....I iz still happy for ya! Selling something in this economy is either a damned blessing or raw talent. So, Yay Mz Cher lady!

[TygerLili]

Hooray!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

[Enishi]

Excellent!

[StormKnight (1)]

Good.

[jynxxxedangel]

It's about time, that you FINALLY got rid of that white elephant! Tick one big thing off from your worry list.

[n0Mad]

Sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?

[Reaper]

Nice. Don't you also get up to $8000 from the government for buying a house this year too?

Edited July 3, 2009 by Reaper

[Homicidalheathen]

Fuck those veggie Nazi's. May your new neighbors love you to death.

[Azeuron]

Nice. Don't you also get up to $8000 from the government for buying a house this year too?

I think thats only if you're a first time home buyer...

[bean]

awesome!

[dragonluv]

Good Luck!!

[Rev.Reverence]

WHOOT WHOOT!

[pomba gira]

Wonderful!

just wish I could unload my house...

[Destroit]

I think thats only if you're a first time home buyer...

I am. It's odd how it works but my townhouses were HUD houses and not equity. The government HUD morgage was up in 2007 I believe and we all voted on whether the association would stay townhouse, go condo, or go "market share" which was the most retarded option, and of course, the one that all my retarded townhouse neighbors voted for. Market share makes it so we still have outrageously high rent AND if we want into the townhouses we have to BUY one for however much the previous tenant decides to sell it for. Anyone else see why this is retarded? We could have either gone condo and FULLY owned our shit and had a small association fee monthly OR we could have stayed townhouse and been able to leave our unit to the townhouses and buy them off the townhouses for somewhat cheap. Our management brainwashed all the people in this complex with false propaganda against condos (I work in real estate...I know better). Since many of the people who live in here are dumb as a brick (sorry, it's true), foreign and don't understand our laws/language very well, or elderly and very trusting of authority...he was successful.

And ever since then I"ve been trying to GTFO out of this horrible place with nit-picky fines and rules. I had mine at $13,500 almost everyone else in here is STUPID and actually believed the management when they told them they'd be able to sell these places at top dollar...and have them all listed between $24,900 and $40,000, because they obviously don't understand real estate very well, or money for that matter. Oh well, what counts is that I can't put myself in the pool with these stupid ignorant people any longer...I'm free at last!

But because of all this...my name is not on a deed anywhere because I lived here before it was real estate, so I believe that makes me a first time home buyer.

[Head Wreck]

CONGRATS!

hope you find a really nice place

[Simon Bar Sinister]

party all the time

party all the time

party all the ti-i-ime

[Destroit]

party all the time

party all the time

party all the ti-i-ime

ROFL

[~Tszura~]

Hooray!!!! So happy for you! All this crazy real estate business has me scared to death to buy anything right now! Even when you read everything, there always some dumbass clause that goes left unseen about balloon payments, or something weird like ya have to keep the home as it is for the next 50 years so as not to disturb the ghost of Uncle Larry. So glad you guys were able to get out of there! Good luck with everything, and hope to see you soon!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I am. It's odd how it works but my townhouses were HUD houses and not equity. The government HUD morgage was up in 2007 I believe and we all voted on whether the association would stay townhouse, go condo, or go "market share" which was the most retarded option, and of course, the one that all my retarded townhouse neighbors voted for. Market share makes it so we still have outrageously high rent AND if we want into the townhouses we have to BUY one for however much the previous tenant decides to sell it for. Anyone else see why this is retarded? We could have either gone condo and FULLY owned our shit and had a small association fee monthly OR we could have stayed townhouse and been able to leave our unit to the townhouses and buy them off the townhouses for somewhat cheap. Our management brainwashed all the people in this complex with false propaganda against condos (I work in real estate...I know better). Since many of the people who live in here are dumb as a brick (sorry, it's true), foreign and don't understand our laws/language very well, or elderly and very trusting of authority...he was successful.

And ever since then I"ve been trying to GTFO out of this horrible place with nit-picky fines and rules. I had mine at $13,500 almost everyone else in here is STUPID and actually believed the management when they told them they'd be able to sell these places at top dollar...and have them all listed between $24,900 and $40,000, because they obviously don't understand real estate very well, or money for that matter. Oh well, what counts is that I can't put myself in the pool with these stupid ignorant people any longer...I'm free at last!

But because of all this...my name is not on a deed anywhere because I lived here before it was real estate, so I believe that makes me a first time home buyer.

wow what a pain.

[Destroit]

wow what a pain.

I know! I'm still so surprised that I sold mine! So far we're supposed to close tomorrow and nothing has been called off yet...so this rules!

So, since I'll have $11,760 for MANFAST this year...should I try to book Skinny Puppy to come play at our camping trip?

[Destroit]

YES! IT'S GONE! The money is in the bank . I'm going to be staying at Boshy's for the moment, I can't believe how much unnecessary bullshit had built up in my condo over three years time, and it was HELL moving it all. I still have to help Pestilence unload the small stuff out of the U-Haul and move it into here before I go to work today at 1. Then the rest of the week I'll be doing up stuff for DGN Camping and being uber busy with that, next week I look for a new house. Awesome .