Aftermath-- Official Dgn Manfast Camping Trip!

[the eternal]

Pin this mutherfucker or expect a roundhouse kick to the face!

Well let's see. beanternal's home on break

Work and napping

She showered

I didn't

I'm too damn MANLY!

I went in a boy and came out...MAN!

Last night I :

---provided the roving minstrels of Skinny Puppy, Nitzerebb, KMFDM, and Joy Division

---stood with legs spread over a raging fire and told the tales of the legendary manliness of one

Carlos Ray Norris (some refer to him as "Chuck") as the flames roasted my testes

---Got warned by the Park staff to stop playing that strange music, since we were "loud enough already"

She may as well said we were too manly for the others in the park

---Ate some of Ryle's juicy meat and growled when I found she had no more to give

---Told the DNR I needed 40 lbs of ice for the ritual sacrifices we were doing

---Witnessed the utter manliness of Troy beerbonging

---Acted as Chief Negotiator of a four-hour standoff that ranks only third behind

the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962

and

the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1980

(I could tell you the parties involved, but then I'd have to kill you)

---crushed a giant mosquito as it descended from the roof of the tent to bean's gentle figure

I am a man who protects my woamn's honor

---Woke Enishi by screaming Chuck Norris's name while expelling my man fluid inside my fair maiden

---Frolicked naked in the woods in the rain to cleanse my manliness

I am only one MAN

Imagine what the others had been involved in when I wasn't around

[Msterbeau]

That is some serious manliness! Oops... wrong thread.

[creatureofthenyte]

Pin this mutherfucker or expect a roundhouse kick to the face!

Well let's see. beanternal's home on break

Work and napping

She showered

I didn't

I'm too damn MANLY!

I went in a boy and came out...MAN!

Last night I :

---provided the roving minstrels of Skinny Puppy, Nitzerebb, KMFDM, and Joy Division

---stood with legs spread over a raging fire and told the tales of the legendary manliness of one

Carlos Ray Norris (some refer to him as "Chuck") as the flames roasted my testes

---Got warned by the Park staff to stop playing that strange music, since we were "loud enough already"

She may as well said we were too manly for the others in the park

---Ate some of Ryle's juicy meat and growled when I found she had no more to give

---Told the DNR I needed 40 lbs of ice for the ritual sacrifices we were doing

---Witnessed the utter manliness of Troy beerbonging

---Acted as Chief Negotiator of a four-hour standoff that ranks only third behind

the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962

and

the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1980

(I could tell you the parties involved, but then I'd have to kill you)

---crushed a giant mosquito as it descended from the roof of the tent to bean's gentle figure

I am a man who protects my woamn's honor

---Woke Enishi by screaming Chuck Norris's name while expelling my man fluid inside my fair maiden

---Frolicked naked in the woods in the rain to cleanse my manliness

I am only one MAN

Imagine what the others had been involved in when I wasn't around

[Reaper]

I came, I saw, I conquered The Eternal. Gave him the Branch of Manliness to get him going.

[Raev]

---Acted as Chief Negotiator of a four-hour standoff that ranks only third behind

the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962

and

the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1980

(I could tell you the parties involved, but then I'd have to kill you)

Hm, I think I may have been party to the same incident....spending a few hours of the night trying to be diplomat/peacemaker.

I met a lot of awesome people.

Played Twister with Punky (I believe) and Lucia_Wolff while being given directions by OMG. Being the only man in a drunken twister game is made of win!

Got video of the Troy beerbonging.

Split wood using an axe with Rev.

Drank for 6 hours straight and somehow didn't fall over and die.

Put hot meat in my mouth and loved it. o.O

Walked into a swamp on accident.

[Oh_My_Goth]

It was fun.. Then I almost got eaten by the marsh bridge...

Twister was the shit.

You guys rock.. Thank you

[Homicidalheathen]

the park rangers made you turn down your music? Where is Marcus Johnson when you need him? (doing 10 yrs)

[Scales]

Got video of the Troy beerbonging.

That sounds funny.

[Head Wreck]

YAY!

I survived and got to meet more people that i hadn't seen on the first two trips. i got very merry.

Peeling chrome's mulled.

it was great Eternal and Bean water stayed the extra night because, those two rocked, even when they stopped our plans dead with the jokes. but i think we got them back with letting angel play tribal on my buttcheeks

[Punky]

This weekend was a blast. Mad props to all who hacked it up with me

[Raev]

[Reaper]

This weekend was a blast. Mad props to all who hacked it up with me

Would have been better if we were on the grass instead of kickin sand in each others' faces lol. Coulda shown off some mad hack skillz then.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I wasn't able to stay long but I enjoyed myself. Was great to see you guys.

[jynxxxedangel]

Apparently we didn't scare the civilians too badly. I'm absolutely shattered, so I'll elaborate upon a few of the details later on this afternoon. For now, I must snooze next to my Welshman.

[the eternal]

Pre-update thank you----

Chernobyl, you are amazing.

The meat, the manphlet, bringing the man who cooked manfast with eggs, kielbasa, cheese, chicken, fajita seasoning, taco seasoning, bacon and spicy MAN-onaisse.

Yum! Or should I say, grr.

You are all that and a roundhouse kick to the face.

UPDATE:

Beating the odds of 150:1

I WON MANFAST!

And I have the big meaty sausage to prove it.

Details to come later.

I haven't showered in three days and epic eternal posting must wait.

UPDATE within update.

After spellchecking

(I'm sorry, bad grammar is unmanly in my book --The book of intelligent men by the eternal,

coming in paperback Spring 2010)

this is STILL an epic eternal post, just slightly less epic than what it could've been

Hm, I think I may have been party to the same incident....spending a few hours of the night trying to be diplomat/peacemaker.

Ah yes, you acted quite valiantly. If not for you, the standoff may still be going on.

You worked tirelessly with one of the parties involved, showing your honor and brotherhood to him as well as to the campers at large.

Since I went between the two, and was there for the turning point of the zipping up the tent, I retain my title as chief.

But I love you, brave brother. You were quite manly in your actions.

And for the two primaries involved, we love you both very much.

But no more drinky and smokey at manfast.

It is the only manly thing to do

YAY!

I survived and got to meet more people that i hadn't seen on the first two trips. i got very merry.

Peeling chrome's mulled.

it was great Eternal and Bean water stayed the extra night because, those two rocked, even when they stopped our plans dead with the jokes. but I think we got them back with letting angel play tribal on my buttcheeks

You play the high notes and I play the low notes

Would have been better if we were on the grass instead of kickin sand in each others' faces lol. Coulda shown off some mad hack skillz then.

Hacky didn't seem manly enough, so I stopped Chernobyl's car, pulled down my pants and farted on it.

It's even better than that new car smell.

Though it was not as manly as when I picked up uber-man-BlackJack's tree wearing only a loincloth.

"RON JEREMY!"

[bean]

CHUCK NORRIS!!

I had a great time and am glad I got to meet people!

[Black Jack (1)]

The trip was amazing not to mention all the stunts people where pulling including myself. I have some pictures for all of who didn't go or want to see for yourself what was all the hype for. What you see is only half of what really is going on.

Edited July 13, 2009 by Black Jack

[Msterbeau]

Please tell me Jeff slept in his coffin at night?

[Black Jack (1)]

I demand a recount of manliness. After carrying a 200 or more pound log past ten camps to Chernobyl's then slamming it to the ground all the local wildlife started to howl my name chipmunk's drop acorns in my path, wolfs left there pray for me to eat & the hyenas did not laugh cause I was just that manly. If that was not enough I bathe myself in the camp fire doing push ups all part of my daily routine. Jinx recorded it but at that time that was my second time hauling it. Lastly I remember looking at the putrid lake thinking something was missing a better path and at that moment the trees fell for me to walk on if you don't believe me just ask.

Edited July 13, 2009 by Black Jack

[jynxxxedangel]

I have, in my possession, photographs that will prove the manliness of all participants. Some, I will have to alter, as to protect the anonymity of certain members.

Be patient, all. I still need to get a new SD card reader, as mine is toast.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Was anyone else stalked by raccoons??

I had to pay off their leader w/ popcorn.

[Raev]

Those didn't get me but I am covered in mosquito bites. Even with using the oil to keep them off of me. I stopped counting them after the 100th bite mark last night haha.

I actually seriously feel like shit and am starting to wonder if it's from all the damn bites...

[Rev.Reverence]

Thanx to all my Brethrenz from all the camps...I should have gone to sleep at midnight...at least to bed anyways...luv you all.....& thanx to the guardian of the camp for the sapling...I needed a new staff

[Oh_My_Goth]

Those didn't get me but I am covered in mosquito bites. Even with using the oil to keep them off of me. I stopped counting them after the 100th bite mark last night haha.

I actually seriously feel like shit and am starting to wonder if it's from all the damn bites...

I was good until I slipped on the swamp bridge & had to take Me socks off Then I just smelled of swampy goodness to them

I didn't count, but it's defiantly over 100.

BTW.. Did anyone find my socks??

[Punky]

BTW.. Did anyone find my socks??

were they pinkish? there were some unknown socks on Cher's table.

Edited July 13, 2009 by Punky