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Here are two awful, awful songs that for some unknown reason throw in Jewish references.

Seriously! Make dumb off-hand Christian references for your shitty music.

Don't drag my people into it

The first one, a brand new crapsterpiece from Black Eyed Peas, throws out the

word Mazel Tov! for no reason whatsoever

(it's usually used at Jewish occasions to say Congratulations or Good job. To my knowledge, it's never been used to say "Hey guys I've had a shitty week--Let's get pumped up to go tp some douchebag bar and listen to warmed over house music while hitting on sororiy girls")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_2rrxONlLo

I gotta feeling, if had to listen to this song tonight, it WOULD NOT be a good night

This next one has a special place in my ass.

Seriously, don't fuck with Fiddler on the Roof.

What's next on the agenda, Gwen? Cutting off a rabbis and burning a torah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCISSGjcHL4

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Creed and Nickelback~

Everything by them both!

..that's fucking weird, those are the two bands that I hate the most.. and I was just about to write that.. they must REALLY suck even more than I thought before. I cannot stand either of 'em.

AND THIS! I remember for an entire summer the rapper kids (and even some adults!) would cruise down my street in their hoopties with THIS song blaring, all car windows rolled down, making eveyone's house windows and walls vibrate to the beat of this AWFULNESS!!!!!

Pure puke.

ALSO, maybe a couple summers before that they would do the same but with THIS song. Ughh. Kill me now.

"Yuup! In my white tee." SHUT THE FUCK UP! What the fuck does that even mean? Whatever.

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http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Jd9JC36pLgw

El Duce now burning in that punk rock hell with G.G. Allin...

They need to create a whole new hell for that.

Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=XC73PHdQX04

You all will love me for this! Rock on Spock!

:rofl::rofl: Ohhh poor Nimoy, I bet he has nightmares about that to this day! And WTF is all that stuff that starts flying around behind him around the 1:10 mark?

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Leave Kenny G alone!

Yeah this song got annoying after hearing it once...and now they keep playing it over and over...yeah yeah I need to find a different strip club I know...

That was for anyone that wants to bitch about lyrics that repeat again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and boobs.

I love that song so much! what strip club do they play it at hehe

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Leave Kenny G alone!

Yeah this song got annoying after hearing it once...and now they keep playing it over and over...yeah yeah I need to find a different strip club I know...

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=KHcMqOQt4NY

That was for anyone that wants to bitch about lyrics that repeat again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and boobs.

Wow. It takes a certain amount of anti-talent to come up with lyrics as utterly idiotic as "Huh? What? Right... Uhh" and "what else is in the teaches of Peaches".

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Wow, I agree with a lot of you about awful songs and artists.

The first song that comes to mind for me, though is "I Get Knocked Down" by Chumba Wumba.

Also, there's this gem that always makes me want to slit my wrists:

ROFLCOPTER

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Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

You all will love me for this! Rock on Spock!

That song has to have J.R.R. Tolkien spinning Hamill camels in his grave, each time it's played! Lordy be, that's bloody AWFUL!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Here is few you wouldn't know about are utter crap

Michael Quatro - ObamaSong <--pretty sad my company used book this guy.

Mr. T - Treat your mother right <-- catchy but, who writes this crap!!

Talk Talk - It's My Life <--good song but so good video, song latter cover by No Doubt

Bannahrama - I Want You Back <--this video has no apeal nore dose this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1zNeox-phc"]]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1zNeox-phc

The Pointer Sisters - I'm So Excited <--sex apeal going for this video, think loved this song at 1 time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-LbvFckptY

Enjoy!!

-CatsEye :cat:

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