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OK... on further viewing, I actually like the editing on the Whale video (well, most of it)... and I like the chick's overall look. It's the two guitar dudes that make it so obnoxious.

seriously....

I like hardcore and metal... hell I grew up on metal and spent the better part of my later teen years with hardcore (sick of it all, universal stomp, earth crisis, coalesce, etc)

but this... this is pure effin crap...

cant get the video to embed so just click this and be ready to puke

LOL the Metallica school of bleak dismal video...

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I definitely remember it. I used to love that song. Never saw the video. I'll have to watch it when I get home and see... XD Can't say anything until I see it, since I haven't heard that in 8 years, and I can't listen at work here. D: haha

WOW yeah that was pretty bad. Brought me back something awful too! The memories I have associated with that song are...not the best! Funny though. Ah, the stupidity of youth.....

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Chorus:

We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll

Built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll (We built, we built this city) built this city (we built, we built this city) (repeats out)

This is by far the worst song ever don't take my word for it go -> here<-.

FUCK BLENDER!

They're made by Maxim.

I don't accept any reviews from a guy who spends more time one-hand typing at a computer screen than two.

The song's not great, but does not deserve half the scorn it gets.

Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone Lyrics

Revvin' up your engine

Listen to her howlin' roar

Metal under tension

Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the Danger Zone

Ride into the Danger Zone

When I came to Detroit...my first and only time there...this song played 5...FIVE fucking times in the space of 4 hours...yeah it was on different stations...WTF?!?!

You have to have lived in the 80s to appreciate its cheesy charm.

(Of course, 5X in 4hrs might have me reaching for my revolver too, but there are much worse)

Ween--Push the Little Daisies

And, yet, it still puts a smile on my face to this day.

Thank you for giving me flashbacks to when my ears bled in high school.

Jynxxxed---You are confusing truly bad songs with truly overplayed songs (like Brown-eyed Girl) and guilty pleasures (albeit ones with bad videos)

HERE'S SOME AWFULNESS

NEWER CLASSIC

Since Candyman related his story about his Danger Zone death spiral, I have one of my own.

I know we're in Michigan, so we're all required to worship this white trash redneck POS,

but can someone please make this song go away once and for all before I kill someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjvpGt4r44

"We were trying different things. We were smokin funny things"

Have we gotten so lazy we don't even rhyme anymore?

We repeat the same damn word two lines in a row???

"We'd blister in the sun"? Leave the Violent Femmes alone!

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FUCK BLENDER!

They're made by Maxim.

I don't accept any reviews from a guy who spends more time one-hand typing at a computer screen than two.

The song's not great, but does not deserve half the scorn it gets.

Yes it does. As a juggalo, you can figure I agree w/you about Blender. But "We Built This City" is even more awful than its face awfulness, because it represents the absolute degrading nadir of a once world-rocking band. Listen to Surrealistic Pillow and you'll understand the true horror of anything by Starship.

You have to have lived in the 80s to appreciate its cheesy charm.

(Of course, 5X in 4hrs might have me reaching for my revolver too, but there are much worse)

Well, I lived in the '80s and the cheesy charm is utterly lost on me. Maybe 'cos I was an actual grownup. Albeit a crazy depressed heroin addict grownup...

Thank you for giving me flashbacks to when my ears bled in high school.

NEWER CLASSIC

Since Candyman related his story about his Danger Zone death spiral, I have one of my own.

I know we're in Michigan, so we're all required to worship this white trash redneck POS,

but can someone please make this song go away once and for all before I kill someone.

"We were trying different things. We were smokin funny things"

Have we gotten so lazy we don't even rhyme anymore?

We repeat the same damn word two lines in a row???

"We'd blister in the sun"? Leave the Violent Femmes alone!

LOL you and Lump-of-Coal are together on that one. It gets played a LOT at Lifestyle events and he goes into a huge rant every time he hears it, partly 'cos he's a huge Warren Zevon fan. I kind'a like it, even though I'm totally over Kid Redneck since I saw him in Grand Rapids and he had a huge rebel flag for a backdrop on the 2nd number. But yeah, it is crashingly unoriginal. And the things/things "rhyme" annoys me, too.

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I am not going to say anything. If I posted what I thought were gods-awful songs, I would honk off enough people to call in the Spanish Musical Inquistion shouting for me to be tortured into confession and burned at the stake.

Inquiring minds want to to know!

Especially me.

PM me instead.

To piggyback on a very true point made about how Kid Rock is painful for tarnishing the name of Warren Zevon (You can argue that it's reverence. I consider it tantamount to spitting on the man's grave)

Here's quite possible the worst and most sonically offensive cover of a once great tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u2_GQlwxbI&feature=related

He better leave Otis Redding alone!

HERE'S ANOTHER

The beat is okay if you're into hiphop, but the lyrics bug me to no end.

He's explaining why he's hot, right??

The whole point of the song right??

"I'm hot cause I'm fly"

That's it????

You've gotta be kidding me.

That's like you're saying you're great cause you're awesome.

No, MIMS this is why you suck

And this is why, this is why, this is why, no one listens to you anymore.

Good luck trying to move the second album of yours

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I kind of like some of Lady Gaga's songs for what they are: cheesy, bubble-gum pop. As a person, yeah, I think a lot of people confuse her attention whoring and outright weirdness with talent.

There are so many songs I could post here, but these two both make me want to break things every time I hear them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-sb6mfR9lQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4

I apologize if those aren't complete versions. I couldn't bring myself to listen to more than 30 seconds of either one.

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Leave Kenny G alone!

Yeah this song got annoying after hearing it once...and now they keep playing it over and over...yeah yeah I need to find a different strip club I know...

That was for anyone that wants to bitch about lyrics that repeat again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and boobs.

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Sorry to offend, if there are any Lady Gaga fans, here..

But this is bloody fucking AWFUL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQJ9Vi8GLok

I had to take my kid's car to the dealership the other day and that other fucking annoying song this girl has out, Pokerface, was on the radio...I wanted to tear my ears off!

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What an astonishing odyssey of musical horror. I must not get out enough 'cos I'd never heard a fair number of these. And now I'm scarred for life.

That "Chacharron" bizarreness was especially traumatic... whatever meds dude is on should have "Warning: do not attempt any musical activity while taking this medication" on the label.

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I had to take my kid's car to the dealership the other day and that other fucking annoying song this girl has out, Pokerface, was on the radio...I wanted to tear my ears off!

Wait the song is Pokerface? I could swear it was Hookerface...now its not so funny anymore.

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That "Chacharron" bizarreness was especially traumatic... whatever meds dude is on should have "Warning: do not attempt any musical activity while taking this medication" on the label.

You haven't tried listening to it underwater yet...it still sounds like shit!

Why are these people allowed to perform? It does prove that you can get hot chicks to do anything for money but still...that song hurt.

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Yes I am stealing some of these from Blender but they still suck...

Anything by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch...doesn't mean I can't break dance to it on occasion though...cuz I took a hit from the wild side.

David Hasselhoff

Looking for Freedom

Creed

Higher

BRYAN ADAMS

The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You

UNCLE KRACKER

Follow Me

COLOR ME BADD

I Wanna Sex You Up

RICKY MARTIN

She Bangs

REDNEX

Cotton Eye Joe

GERARDO

Rico Suave

JOHN MAYER

Your Body is a Wonderland

Don Johnson

Heartbeat

Mr. C the Slide Man

Cha Cha Slide

New Kids on the Block

The Right Stuff

Lou Bega

Mambo #5

Patrick Swayze

Shes Like the Wind

Outhere Brothers

Boom, Boom, Boom (Lets Go Back to my Room)

Hanson

Mmm...Bop

USA for Africa

We Are the World

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