The Last House on the Left

[Simon Bar Sinister]

For all those who are looking to get rid of Mr. Perkins:

I thank you for your offer and concern but I already have Pestilence's mother coming to do it. She crazy knows her shit and offered, so thanks for volunteering everyone, but we have it covered. If something falls through and we need someone's service, I will post it.

I'd still get a second sweep done, just to make sure. Not so much for this guy as for all the creepiness that went on around him.

[Rev.Reverence]

For all those who are looking to get rid of Mr. Perkins:

I thank you for your offer and concern but I already have Pestilence's mother coming to do it. She crazy knows her shit and offered, so thanks for volunteering everyone, but we have it covered. If something falls through and we need someone's service, I will post it.

Marvelous! I almost forgot you had a one of those over there

[Destroit]

I am currently subscribing to Comcast internets for our new haunted abode. I will be able to update on what hell renovating that house IS in real time after August 31st.

[Fidget(+)]

well then...

(thats all I got)

[Nienna]

Holeee crap! Seee, this is why I keep telling Mr. Man that a foreclosure may not be the best way to get a house... LOL. The weird layout sounds amazing though. Hopefully once Mr. Perkins is sent on his way, it'll calm down, you can make it your own and you'll have a wonderful, paid for house!

[Destroit]

Can I come over and poop? I want to be starred at by creepy angles!

Constantin called dibs on being the first to come over and drop a deuce in my new bathroom, but after him anyone is welcome. But after reading this...I'm certain you'll never want to use my bathroom knowing that Constantin pooped in it first.

[freydis]

One thing you might actually want to look at too, given that the house was so poorly cared for....aside from the bad mojo making you uncomfortable, bad electrical outlets and stuff can produce intense feelings of discomfort. Might wanna look into that...

But other than that.... hey! You own a house!

[Simon Bar Sinister]

The basement floor, however, will have to be primered, painted (black) and then sealed (works the opposite of the walls). Fun fun, right?

no, no, no! paint the floor like a Twister game mat!

[torn asunder]

one comment - if it does have actual "black" mold (the toxic kind) it will likely be inside the walls as well. if you can, find a section of wall in an area that has the mold, and open it up to the studs, just to be sure. if it's back there, you'll likely have to tear out the walls & scrub the studs as well.

of course, i'm no expert, but i looked at a place recently that actually had all of the walls, *and* ceilings, removed to expose all of the mold. better safe than sorry, ya know?

anyway, congrats on the purchase!

[StormKnight (1)]

How goes the exorcism/fungicidal mania at Château de Chernobyl/Pestilence?

[Destroit]

EVERYONE WHO RENTS A HOME NEEDS TO LOOK AT THIS THREAD NEAH:

http://www.detroitgothic.net/index.php?showtopic=30486

KTHNX!

It's a totally once in a lifetime offer to live next door to me for cheap . I wanna get a DetroitGothic.Net neighborhood going! Wouldn't that be the shit? A whole neighborhood of goths, what a utopia! Sooo...someone needs to get the ball rolling by getting this house . I have a feeling that most people haven't seen that thread due to the fact that it's in the Want-Ad/Classifieds sections which is probably the least checked forum on the board (just imo, not sure if we have an actual stats on this). There is also a HUD home for purchase at the end of the block that is fairly nice, I can post a thread about that also, we were going to buy it but Pest didn't like it because it has a shed but no garage (but it's a NICE shed and NICE backyard). It is also wheelchair accessible I'm assuming the last person who had it was in a wheelchair because it has one of those specialized ramps for such as purpose.

[Destroit]

In this house, you walk into the front door and you're in the kitchen, not the living room:

Kitchen:

My living room of entrapment (in case of emergency, break giant bay window and jump out into the rosebush located underneath it ):

Creepy angel-infused bathroom. There is a window behind the bathtub, believe it or not:

Punky's Room (the nasty nicotine soaked carpet is gone):

Timata's Dolphin-Infused Room:

We have no hallway, we have this rotunda thing. It is central in the house and the bathroom, staircase to our room, Timata's room, the living room, and Punky's room comes off it. The only way to enter it is through the kitchen. The house is laid out like most older prisons, ironically enough:

Creepy basement, sans plumbing when this pic was taken:

Bathroom in the basement and the last homeowner's preference in beer:

Brittany's Lair (there were FIVE girls living in this one room, I deducted this by the writing on the walls):

And lastly, before we go outside, the place where the last homeowner overdosed on 30 ecstacy pills...OUR room:

My garage:

Back of house and backyard:

[KatRN05]

Wow. For a foreclosure that's not half bad.

[darknight1]

Goddamn reading that was epic, even if it has been a few months. 30 ecstacy pills? God dude...I don't even know what to say. I did my time staying in a similarly fucked up house when I was homeless a few years ago...went up in this one place out of a high reluctance to go to a local homeless shelter in Grand Rapids...I swear to god this crazy bitch there had up to 15 people in this small 2 bedroom apartment at any given time. The smell emanating from them was UNBELIEVABLE. Their big thing was marijuana laced with what had to have been angel dust or something else, and crack cocaine. And a constant intake of alcohol. The woman in question was almost always incredibly high on whatever drug she could get her hands on and always drunk. She apparently was a normally functioning member of society at one point in time with a good job and a degree until she suffered a head injury that sent her mind back to 16 years old...from that point on (she was 22 when this injury happened), all she cared about and most likely still cares about to this day is the alcohol, the drugs, unceasingly loud music ALL DAY and ALL NIGHT (she never listened to any requests from neighbors or myself to turn it down), and sex. She still has a reputation with Grand Rapids Police to this day as being in constant contact with police and local mental health treatment centers for substance abuse, and even more so with the police for prostitution. Just the idea of that thing even getting fucked makes me want to rip my eyes out with rusted hooks for added measure. And from the time of her injury up until this past summer (when I ran into her quite by accident while out in downtown Grand Rapids with some friends on vacation out there), she has continued to insist on being pregnant and in imminent danger of shooting out a mutant child quite similar to what I'm sure would be like the Alien/Predator hybrid seen in AVP: Requiem. Needless to say, this second run-in with this woman sent me running off to the nearest safe place I could find. I'm just glad I was smart enough to leave her place when I was lacking housing in favor of an emergency shelter in a well-to-do part of Grand Rapids. But yeah, that's gotta suck living in a room where a dude killed himself. If you ever get a picture of the dude's ghost or something, post it on here.