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candyman

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*finds computer with sound card*

*punches up topic*

*punches up video*

...

*ears starts to bleed*

*has flashback to the sneak attack Khan did when Reliant first encountered Enterprise in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. complete with alert klaxons and chaos of mind melting*

Spock: They knew right where to hit us.

Kirk: Who? Who knew where to hit us? And why?

Spock: One thing's for certain; we cannot escape on auxiliary power.

If you excuse me, I am going to bury myself in the the most vile and verbose book in mental masturbation to try and restore my intelligence.

*off to find his old copy of Harrison's Internal Medicine* (sorry, surgeon/internist rivalry joke)

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Thanks for giving me yet another reason to hate life.

These two are living proof, that rich people procreating is slowly but surely eliminating the need for intellect. Where's the apocalypse when we need it? I SO can't wait to barter for cool stuff, in return for the collective contents of my cerebrum, someday. I am going to own all of Barbie's shit. Seriously.

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Do you really have to ask if its for us or them? Using it on them would be pointless...kinda like an underwater squirt gun fight...we at least have things that can be blasted from out minds along with things that will remain there!

Well, I am not about to recommend they get neural stem cell transplants to generate brain material. There is probably no vascular support for what little material is in their craniums to begin with.

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Cognitive function... draining... away... must... do... logic puzzle...

What was the event, the Vapid Halfwit Awards?

they ended everything the same, after every sentence. Hardly any vocal quality.

I just lost 10 IQ points.

True dat... they could've been talking quantum physics and it would still have sounded like "Barney meets Po Teletubby". Listening to my 7 year old niece converse with her 4 year old brother is quite literally more intellectually stimulating.

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