Live next door to Chernobyl, Pest, Punky and Timata

[Destroit]

As some of you know, I bought a badass house in Warren in a totally sweet and crimeless neighborhood on Mac Arthur at 9 Mile and Van Dyke! NOW...I noticed that the house next door is for rent (they couldn't rent it before because of the trash that occupied my house, see the post "The Last House on The Left" in the Relationships/Homelife forum if you're wondering the story behind that) but since I bought that house and moved in, within ONE WEEK ALL of the other houses around me became occupied! Let's just say my neighbors looooove me

SO...here is a once in a lifetime chance for you guys to have A) Cheap rent B) A house in a SWEET fucking neighborhood and most of all C) A house next to DGN Chernobyl Party CENTRAL.

House info:

22932 Mac Arthur

Warren, MI 48089

South off 9 Mile (one street in from 9 Mile), East of Van Dyke

Remarks: First months rent and 1.5 months security due at signing ($1,500) moves you in! No pets. 1 year lease. EZ walk to shopping and transpo (I will vouche for this, 9 Mile and Van Dyke makes sure you never need a wasteful car again!). Room sizes approximate, for info call Larry (248) 931-5658. Agent owned.

Sizes

Lot Size: 36x110 (.09 acre)

Square Ft: 720

2 BR 1 Bath

Master BR: 11'x10'

Bedroom 2: 10'x09'

Kitchen: 11'x09'

Living: 16'x10'

Laundry: 09'x06'

Other info

Built on: Crawl

Ranch style home

Sweet awning on the front porch

Biiiiig backyard

Non-Masonry (wood, beige to be specific)

No garage, has driveway into backyard

Eating space in kitchen

Credit check required

Van Dyke School District (right across the street from Lincoln High School)

Someone be awesome and be my neighbor! The people on the otherside of the house are gothish/metalheads because honestly Warren is the spawning point for goths in Macomb County. Don't miss out on the fun and action! Don't be out of the loop! Rent this fucking house and be my awesome neighbor so I can come borrow a cup of sugar from you at 2 am! First person to rent this house gets FIFTY CHERNOBYL POINTS redeemable for coming over to my house, taking a dump in my bathroom, and then leaving without even saying a word!

ACT NOW!

Here's a picture of the front:

Drive-by it if you want to see it in person, the landlord has been there fixing it up NICE. If there is a yellow Cobalt in the driveway next door (house to the right) then pound on my door and say hi. But don't pound on the door like cops would...eff that, I scare easily :-P.

[AstralCrux]

Not bad, I actually pay less for my mortgage though... Glad you're happy with the house!

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

That's cool.. too bad its no pets. lol

[darknight1]

If I could afford it I would. $600 a month isn't bad at all.

[creatureofthenyte]

If I could bring my job(with it's pay & insurance) with me, I would.

Alas...

[GOTHIKA]

im like months late but is it still avaliable?