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It's a good thing that did not happen to me, because I would hate to be the officer that had to take my statement....

Because when they ask what happened, I would be all:

"So I heard this noise, right... and I had this feeling ya know? So I went and grabbed 'Silver Dragon'.... oh sorry officer, I should have explained; that's the name of my blade.... any way I go out there and I see this dude, and I am all like 'WTF? GTFO...' And he was all like 'Aaaarrgggggh...' and he like does this martial arts style charge at me right? so I am all like 'Heeeeeyaaaaaahooooo' and my blade flashes, as the sky... well the part of the sky I could see from the garage... filled with lightning, the dude does this awesome set of dodges as he pulled out his blade, and our swords clashed... my roomates watching then witnessed a melee of steal and skill as we dueled for 3 hours straight, finally I noticed a flaw in my opponent's technique, he was using an ancient sword masters art, that luckily my old sensei had taught me how to defend against, from when he took me to the temple in Japan where they do nothing but practice their skills and kill stuff.... anyway, I was all like 'Kiiiiiiiyaaaaaa' and there was his hand severed and spraying his crimson blood all over my Toyota Tercel... yeah I am only borrowing it from my mom till they fix my Hummer.... anyway he still fought on, but he had lost his heart... and using a technique that is rumoured to shatter steal as well as mountains, and if done right the souls of men... 'Silver Dragon' shattered his blade into vapor... thats why you can't find his sword officer, it was here but it shattered into vapor.... and finaly he bows to me and is like 'you have defeated me.... please end my life with honor' And so I nodded and was all like 'deeeeeeyaaaaaaaaagh' and slashed him killing him instantly... and that was when you guys showed up officer...."

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It's a good thing that did not happen to me, because I would hate to be the officer that had to take my statement....

Because when they ask what happened, I would be all:

"So I heard this noise, right... and I had this feeling ya know? So I went and grabbed 'Silver Dragon'.... oh sorry officer, I should have explained; that's the name of my blade.... any way I go out there and I see this dude, and I am all like 'WTF? GTFO...' And he was all like 'Aaaarrgggggh...' and he like does this martial arts style charge at me right? so I am all like 'Heeeeeyaaaaaahooooo' and my blade flashes, as the sky... well the part of the sky I could see from the garage... filled with lightning, the dude does this awesome set of dodges as he pulled out his blade, and our swords clashed... my roomates watching then witnessed a melee of steal and skill as we dueled for 3 hours straight, finally I noticed a flaw in my opponent's technique, he was using an ancient sword masters art, that luckily my old sensei had taught me how to defend against, from when he took me to the temple in Japan where they do nothing but practice their skills and kill stuff.... anyway, I was all like 'Kiiiiiiiyaaaaaa' and there was his hand severed and spraying his crimson blood all over my Toyota Tercel... yeah I am only borrowing it from my mom till they fix my Hummer.... anyway he still fought on, but he had lost his heart... and using a technique that is rumoured to shatter steal as well as mountains, and if done right the souls of men... 'Silver Dragon' shattered his blade into vapor... thats why you can't find his sword officer, it was here but it shattered into vapor.... and finaly he bows to me and is like 'you have defeated me.... please end my life with honor' And so I nodded and was all like 'deeeeeeyaaaaaaaaagh' and slashed him killing him instantly... and that was when you guys showed up officer...."

:rofl: much like the sound effects... to to funny

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It's a good thing that did not happen to me, because I would hate to be the officer that had to take my statement....

Because when they ask what happened, I would be all:

"So I heard this noise, right... and I had this feeling ya know? So I went and grabbed 'Silver Dragon'.... oh sorry officer, I should have explained; that's the name of my blade.... any way I go out there and I see this dude, and I am all like 'WTF? GTFO...' And he was all like 'Aaaarrgggggh...' and he like does this martial arts style charge at me right? so I am all like 'Heeeeeyaaaaaahooooo' and my blade flashes, as the sky... well the part of the sky I could see from the garage... filled with lightning, the dude does this awesome set of dodges as he pulled out his blade, and our swords clashed... my roomates watching then witnessed a melee of steal and skill as we dueled for 3 hours straight, finally I noticed a flaw in my opponent's technique, he was using an ancient sword masters art, that luckily my old sensei had taught me how to defend against, from when he took me to the temple in Japan where they do nothing but practice their skills and kill stuff.... anyway, I was all like 'Kiiiiiiiyaaaaaa' and there was his hand severed and spraying his crimson blood all over my Toyota Tercel... yeah I am only borrowing it from my mom till they fix my Hummer.... anyway he still fought on, but he had lost his heart... and using a technique that is rumoured to shatter steal as well as mountains, and if done right the souls of men... 'Silver Dragon' shattered his blade into vapor... thats why you can't find his sword officer, it was here but it shattered into vapor.... and finaly he bows to me and is like 'you have defeated me.... please end my life with honor' And so I nodded and was all like 'deeeeeeyaaaaaaaaagh' and slashed him killing him instantly... and that was when you guys showed up officer...."

LMFAO....that, was AMAZING

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