These are a few of my favorite things....

[AmieLamie]

Good back rubs, books, my computer (sometimes), Coca-Cola, hot sauce, ranch dressing, Halloween, pictures, scrapbooking, animals, cherry blossoms, sock monkeys, owls, strawberries, glasses with no lenses, skulls, flowers, green things, funky patterns, blow dryers, Asian knick knacks, crazy independent films, southern people, scissors, deodorant that doesn't smell like powder, and crafts.

..and still more to come.

[AmieLamie]

Oh and by the way, what is it with people on here and a fascination with bacon?

....

[AstralCrux]

Oh and by the way, what is it with people on here and a fascination with bacon?

....

Dude.... It's bacon!!!!! There is nothing quite as amazing as bacon.

[Eevee]

Heavy metal, crisp sunny mornings, perfect days, cheeseburgers

[TheLordOfSins]

Billy Holiday, History, Warfare, Super Heroes and understanding.

[Msterbeau]

The smell of Autumn.

[torn asunder]

Dude.... It's bacon!!!!! There is nothing quite as amazing as bacon.

did someone say "bacon"!?

[slingerlandstyx]

Oh and by the way, what is it with people on here and a fascination with bacon?

....

BACON!

An original rap song by the great Luke Ski

© 2007 Luke Sienkowski

Now you can say a lot about a guy like me.

I'm a spazzy fanboy, watchin' too much TV,

Collectin' action figures, comic books and such,

And I like "Wonder Woman" just a little too much.

But there is one thing, you would be very mistaken,

To question my devotion, it will never be shaken.

If you do, you'll see my wrath and then you'll be quakin'

To put it plain and simply,

…I… …love… …BACON!…

I put bacon on my burger when I order double cheese.

I put bacon on my salad, but I throw away the leaves.

I grind bacon into powder and I mix it with my salt.

I blend bacon with my ice cream and I make a bacon malt.

I eat bacon all alone, I'll eat bacon in a group.

I eat bacon chopped and mixed into my chicken noodle soup.

I'll eat bacon with Doritos, and entire can of Spam.

And I'll even top it off with Soylent Green Eggs and Ham!

BACON IS DELICIOUS, IS SO YUMMY, IS SO GREAT!

BACON IS THE SUBSTANCE STACKED A FOOT HIGH ON MY PLATE!

BACON IS SO TASTY, IS SO AWESOME, IS THE BEST!

BACON IS THE FOOD THAT I KEEP TUCKED INSIDE MY VEST!

(Yum yum, eat 'em up!)

If you say I like it too much, well I say the Hell with that!

As I place upon my head a brand new stylin' bacon hat.

It was made out of the meat strips that I constantly desire

Fresh and hot off the wire, from designer Oscar Meyer.

So call me a dork, when I eat it with a spork.

I'm a razzafrackin' Pac-Man eating dots of salted pork.

It's an entrée and a condiment, so kill the condemnation,

And I hang it on my walls, just to use as decoration.

I eat bacon in the morning, I eat bacon in the night.

I won bacon playing Plinko on the show "The Price Is Right".

If you do not comprehend it, well I guess I'll spell it out.

B is for the by-products like grissle, grease, and grout.

A is for the Apple Smoky flavored Cudahy.

C is for lettuce which goes on a B.L.T.

O is for… um… …ostrich.

N is for never get a side order of sausage!

BACON IS MY DINNER, IS MY DESSERT, IS MY SNACK!

BACON IS THE REASON THAT YOUR BABY GOT BACK!

BACON IS THE RULER, IS THE MASTER, BACON REIGNS!

BACON IS WHAT'S CLOGGIN' ALL MY ARTERIES AND VEINS!

(Yum yum, eat 'em up!)

Could it be a big conspiracy that bacon's on my brain?

Bacon was the dying word of Charles Foster Kane.

Bacon's written backwards on an old Da Vinci scroll.

Bacon was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Bacon laundered all the cash of Mr. John Gotti.

Bacon wrote the by-laws of the whole Illuminati.

Bacon changed the recipe of Coke for no reasons.

Bacon played 'Becky' on "Roseanne" for two seasons.

(ShoEboX Bacon was the last opponent that Dale Earnheart raced.

Bacon is a Hanukkah gift for those with piss-poor taste.

Bacon crashed my car. Bacon shot J.R..

Bacon knows where Waldo, Hoffa, and Atlantis are.

Bacon told Titanic not to worry 'bout the ice.

Bacon knows you're naughty, and it knows when you are nice.

Bacon flew to Hiroshima when they dropped the bomb.

(ShoEboX: Bacon is your father,) cause it hooked up with your Mom!

Bacon rigs the Super Bowl with help from John Madden.

Bacon was the voice of Iago on "Aladdin".

(beat stops breifly) - Hey, what happened to the song?

('Gilbert': I ate some bacon, so the mix came out wrong!)

BACON IS THE FREEDOM, IS THE POWER, IS THE WAY!

BACON IS THE INDIAN WHO SANG "Y-M-C-A"!

BACON IS THE ANSWER, IS THE QUESTION IS YOUR FRIEND!

BACON IS THE SAVIOR THAT WILL SAVE YOU IN THE END!

Bacon bacon bacon bacon by the score!

Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon ga-galore!

(ShoEboX: So, you wanna meet at Denny's at, say, 8:04?)

AS IF I HAVE THE TIME TO EAT BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!!!!!

[Msterbeau]

Plotting and scheming

[KatRN05]

Lambic Framboise...

Edited October 9, 2009 by KatRN05

[StormKnight (1)]

Sushi.

Redheads.

Science Fiction.

[Msterbeau]

Being whispered to in French...

[phee]

Listening to someone speak Russian

Girls/Women with cool and creative hair coloring

Whipped Cream

[bean]

My husband, sex with my husband, spending time with my husband, coldstone ice cream, cats, kittens, the color black, the color blue, the ocean, lakes, sex with my husband, poetry, a good book, a good movie, good music, dancing to great music all night, thunderstorms, autumn, sex with my husband, post it notes, sleep, flavored coffee, chocolate, raspberries, strawberries, tattoos, gauged ears (but not freakishly big), sex with my husband, hot cider, good wine, daydreaming, when I dye my hair the perfect shade of red, good friends, laying in bed all day with my husband.