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Hellion

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:devil Along time ago I was walking through the woods up in the U.P. on my dads land because I was very bored. I was in an area where you could not see any buildings or houses. It was dark and the forest was very thick. I all of a sudden I saw somthing run across the path that I was on and I decided to follow whatever it was because I wanted to know what it was. It disappeared in a hole of a very large tree; so I decided to climb the tree and see if I could find out what it was. I got up to where the hole was and stuck my head inside and to my surprise It was the Keebler elves making cookies in the tree! I stayed very quiet and kept on watching them work when all of a sudden one spotted me looking inside. The one elf screamed to the others that someone was watching them and they all freaked out. I jumped down from the tree branch just as they were getting their guns and started running as fast as I could! They started chasing me down the path yelling and shooting at me. I could here them yelling out " You found our secret cookie tree and wer'e gonna kill you" " you are gonna die!" So I kept on running until I got to the road back to my dads house. I looked back and I did'nt see anyone behind me; but I was not taking any chances. When I got back to the house I went straight to the cupboard and threw out all the keebler cookies and anything else that was related to keebler. I told my dad to take me back home far away from this area. Well the secrets out: Keebler cookies are really made in trees!! Iguess thats also why they are so expensive in the store. The elves are evil!!

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