Hellion Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 :devil Along time ago I was walking through the woods up in the U.P. on my dads land because I was very bored. I was in an area where you could not see any buildings or houses. It was dark and the forest was very thick. I all of a sudden I saw somthing run across the path that I was on and I decided to follow whatever it was because I wanted to know what it was. It disappeared in a hole of a very large tree; so I decided to climb the tree and see if I could find out what it was. I got up to where the hole was and stuck my head inside and to my surprise It was the Keebler elves making cookies in the tree! I stayed very quiet and kept on watching them work when all of a sudden one spotted me looking inside. The one elf screamed to the others that someone was watching them and they all freaked out. I jumped down from the tree branch just as they were getting their guns and started running as fast as I could! They started chasing me down the path yelling and shooting at me. I could here them yelling out " You found our secret cookie tree and wer'e gonna kill you" " you are gonna die!" So I kept on running until I got to the road back to my dads house. I looked back and I did'nt see anyone behind me; but I was not taking any chances. When I got back to the house I went straight to the cupboard and threw out all the keebler cookies and anything else that was related to keebler. I told my dad to take me back home far away from this area. Well the secrets out: Keebler cookies are really made in trees!! Iguess thats also why they are so expensive in the store. The elves are evil!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralis Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 LOL! YOu have quite an imagination! I figured it was another one of "those" stories! HAHA! :cheerful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkChylde Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 This reminds me of a mushroom trip :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daevion Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 so if we laugh are we peasenovs? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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