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GLITTER CONTAMINATION...


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I had a friend who was a pretty hot feisty redhead. She was obsessed with glitter which was great because she was pretty freckly, as redheads often are. So she would have a splendid menagerie of freckles and glitter about her. After riding around in her truck, even I would be a bit glittery.

Long story short, she wasn't interested in me. So she went out and got knocked up by some ignorant, dropout, skinbag of tattoos. At this point her christian rock friends abandoned her and she became a lot more interested in me.

I tossed her a zagnut and told her, "That's what you get."

Be glittery, but don't be a life-changing decision-tard.

The End

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oh man all this talk of glitter are you guys gonna be twilight vampires lol

No...I'm gonna' be me...like every year for, like 10 years...

...& O_M_G, is gonna' be The Green Faerie...a.k.a. Absinthe.

...fuckin' Vampire...bachhh...I'm WaAaY scarier than some blood sucker.

ESPECIALLY, with a green_fairy_kylie.jpg

& a

CheshireCat.jpg

on my arm...

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