Disturbing Craigslist ad

[kat (1)]

I found this ad for an apartment today on Craigslist.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/apa/1451501794.html

[Slogo]

what a douchebag...looks and all

[KatRN05]

That's frightening.

[kat (1)]

I know, right. I love his spelling too.

[jynxxxedangel]

Heh. I hope some hardcore grifter snags onto him, and gives him a taste of the boomerang effect. He obviously deserves it!

This guy sounds like a pimp, to be honest. Or at least a wanna-be pimp.

Edited November 5, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[Oh_My_Goth]

Totally creepy..

[KatRN05]

I knew it was gonna be some freak after reading the post. I didn't even need to see the douchey pictures.

[Fidget(+)]

right.

[Slogo]

This guy sounds like a pimp, to be honest. Or at least a wanna-be pimp.

which i believe is a total synonym for douchebag

[kat (1)]

The worst part is that someone is going to actually take him up on the offer, probably some young girl.

[KatRN05]

The worst part is that someone is going to actually take him up on the offer, probably some young girl.

I don't know...you could be right. I just think one would have to be really fucking dumb to even respond to that guy's ad in a serious manner.

[kat (1)]

I don't know...you could be right. I just think one would have to be really fucking dumb to even respond to that guy's ad in a serious manner.

Dumb or just desperate. I flagged the ad for removal.

[Mean Salley]

for liking me to one so boobie girl I is hav car and you liking for ride and pizza. You not hav class or dignity I give you thing and you get pregant

[jynxxxedangel]

I so printed the screen and saved it! My husband is gonna die laughing. I've begun a collection of the most fuct-up CL ads. I've amassed quite a few, as of late. The worst ones I've seen, are by people looking to take advantage of young women who are financially strapped.

Seriously though..this guy is looking for more than a tenant.

[kat (1)]

I so printed the screen and saved it! My husband is gonna die laughing. I've begun a collection of the most fuct-up CL ads. I've amassed quite a few, as of late. The worst ones I've seen, are by people looking to take advantage of young women who are financially strapped.

Seriously though..this guy is looking for more than a tenant.

I agree, he probably does'nt even own any property.

[Lillylu29]

hey so whats he trying to say..... No fat chicks? us fat girls need lubs too!

[kat (1)]

hey so whats he trying to say..... No fat chicks? us fat girls need lubs too!

LOL I know what's up with that? He is advertising for a 100 lb girl. He is gonna be looking for a very long time.

[jynxxxedangel]

This ad is STILL, by far, my favourite. I damn near fell out of my chair, when I read this gem:

Personal Groomer Woman Wanted (Ferndale)

Date: 2009-09-17, 3:04PM EDT

Reply to: job-*****-**********@craigslist.org

I am a bit obsessive about my body hair. I don't have an overwhelming amount and its blonde, but i still dislike it when it grows long, not to mention it gets itchy. So I prefer to keep all my hair short. The problem is, it is hell trying to trim all the hard to reach places myself. It takes forever and is a huge hassle for me. I also get these long stray hairs I can't stand.

I am an attractive white male, 35 years old, athletic body, blonde/blue, freckles. I will send you a link to my facebook so you can see who the hell you are dealing with. :D

What I am looking for is an attractive lady to completely trim all of my body hair. Should take less than one hour. I have all the trimmers, etc. I am discussing trimming the hair on my entire body except for my face and head (unless you want to). This uncludes my pubic area, around my penis, and between my legs, my butt, etc. You may wear vinyl gloves during the treatment. You will come to my home in Ferndale, we will go to my upstairs bathroom. I will be clean and nude, you will be dressed however you want to be dressed. This work does not involve any sex. You will trim my hair, clean up the hair on the floor, get paid $40, and you can go. Simple as that. I am looking for someone to do this once per month, maybe more. I hope to find a regular woman I can feel comfortable with, who is professional and knows how to trim hair. If you are also good at legitimate massage, I will consider having that work done on me as well for your regular fee.

Thanks for considering this offer for honest work.

* Location: Ferndale

* Compensation: $40 cash per session

* This is a part-time job.

This ad was posted in the "jobs" section. Needless to say, it was flagged within minutes. As I was reading, all I could think of was that creepy barber from Courage, the Cowardly Dog.

CraigsList has no shortage of creeps.

Edited November 5, 2009 by jynxxxedangel

[Msterbeau]

The original ad that was posted... I can't even decipher it. Help please.

[Ivy_Cat]

I don't know...you could be right. I just think one would have to be really fucking dumb to even respond to that guy's ad in a serious manner.

I flagged it.. i don't care.. I think the whole think was way too disturbing!

[Ivy_Cat]

Dumb or just desperate. I flagged the ad for removal.

heheh.. i also did it.. we must of done it almost at the same time :-).. cause it was still there when i looked at it!

[kat (1)]

heheh.. i also did it.. we must of done it almost at the same time :-).. cause it was still there when i looked at it!

Okay it is now 8:37 am and I know you and I both flagged it. I am assuming other people on craigslist have also, but the ad is still there.

[jynxxxedangel]

I flagged it TWICE.

[Der Nister]

His mother must be so proud. lmao!

[kat (1)]

The original ad that was posted... I can't even decipher it. Help please.

Here is what I interpret it as.

I am a big loser with a small penis who was asked to post this ad for my parents apartment that they own. I am looking for a girl to rent this place but if you just look like a female that is also fine. I just want someone who is actually gonna open the door when I come collect my rent. I want you to weigh no more then 118 lbs because that is what I weigh and I am afraid if you weigh more then me I will get beat up when I come to collect the rent. I hope we have chemistry if we do I won't even charge you to live there. If you have no job it is okay we can work out a deal on the rent.